Caitlin's POV (Note alot of POV changing in this chappie, I hope you can follow :P )

Zoo hid behind me as I started shitting brick's, not literally... if you are, you might want to see a doctor about that. Five guy's came in wearing beanies and sun glasses, damn the government. One walk's toward's us and I put up a defensive stand, come at me bro, I egged him on with my eyes.

To hell if any of them even tries to hurt Zoo. He just put's a tray of food in front of us and backed away... food. We start to back away at the same time, then they removed their beanies and sun glasses "God damnit Zoo, do you have to be right about everything?!" I hissed to her.

Then we both look around the room, keeping one eye on One Direction and the other trying to find out where we can escape from this room. I notice Liam narrow his eyes at us, but my attention was taken away by my gasp as my eyes found the tray of food.

"Is... is that cake? WITH Oreos?" I stepped forward, wanting the taste of the delicious looking piece of food in front of me.

"Don't give in Kitty! Don't give into the Darkness!" Zoo begged me but I just stepped forward once more. 

Then I bet she spotted her Cheesit's and energy drink's, she started to move forward also "Mmm, that look's good" we both licked our lip's, but then I snapped out of it "DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!"

I screeched and flung myself backward's, into Zoo and we stumbled backward's and stared at the guy's in horror, who stared at us as if we were the crazy.... we are.

"WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN US?! I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!" I looked at her in confusion.

"We do?" she elbowed me in the stomach and I hunched over holding my poor little man eater (my tummy) that was in pain.

"Yeah.... we... do" I gasped.

"Shut it, or i'm selling your xBox" she whispered to.... well, I didn't open my mouth to answer her again.

She looked at them as I collapsed onto the floor, groaning while rolling in a ball in pain "So, tell me, why did you kidnap us?" Zoo continued, acting like i'm not dying on the floor next to her.

"Well, we kind of have been watching you guy's for awhile-"

"I know they were Government spies sent to kill us" I grabbed Zoo's pant's leg dramatcially and she just shushed me.

"Oh hell no gurl, you did not just shush me" then she turned to me and mouthed 'Xbox'.

I stopped and just sat on the ground next to her like a child "As I was saying, we've been watching you-"

"Pedo bear" I whispered and I saw Zoo try to smother her laughter.

"We noticed how poor condition your apartment was, and how you girl's don't even go to school and-"

"Rawr, i'm a sponge" I distracted myself from Liam's talk by trying to escape my man eating hand, which doesn't work since it's connected to me.

"So, we sort of kidnapped you! And now, you can live with us!"

"And why would we want to live with you?" I stood up, staring at the curly one intently.... I should dye his hair pink! Then it can be candy floss!

"You haven't seen our kitchen" Zayn said. My head snapped to him in interest.

"THAT'S MY FOOD!" Niall yelled.

I stood there in a day dream, along with Zoo "..................food?" I whispered.

"Food?" Zoo echoed. 

My jaw fell to the floor, my mind going into over drive, Niall Horan + Food= biggest damn kitchen ever. Without a second thought I ran past the guy's and down the stair's, running through the room's, searching for the kitchen. 

I finally found it and pulled the cupboard door's off. I gasped and fell to my knee's.... soo.... much..... foodd..... I quickly got in there, closed the door and locked it from the inside... I didn't even know you could get lock's for you food cupboard, from the inside! I would have used that along time ago!

"Where have you been all my life?" I questioned the package product's, and then I answered for them, because, ya know, their food.

"Oh, in a cupboard under some stairs" 

Zoe's POV

*~*~*~*

I saw Caitlin lock herself in the cupboard, but before she did I caught  glimpse of the food. I went to the fridge and pulled all of the junk food into my arm's "WE'RE STAYING!" I yelled in triumph. Niall ran into the kitchen and started to hit the cupboard where Kitty was in, probably eating his food.

"OPEN UP! DON'T TOUCH MY BABIES!" he screamed and tried to break the door down. I stood there, eating jelly as the other boy's came in and stood next to me, watching Niall try to now bite through the door.

"My babies now!" I heard Kitty's laughter.

Ha ha, that's my girl. I then turned to another small cupboard and opened it, then fainted.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

I finished stuffing my face with Marshmallow fluff and open the door to find Zoo passed out on the floor. Niall tackled me as I screamed for Zoo "ZOO! WAKE UP!" Niall sat on my and tried to steal my food.

"Get your own, Leprechaun"

"This is mine!"

"Not anymore!" I screamed and we had a tug of war with the bag.

I notice out of the corner of my eye, everyone watching our exchange and then Zoo slowly sitting up. She stand's and slip's out of the room as I continue our war.

"It. Is. On. Niall. Horan" I growled, let the best Irish persona win, since youu know, i'm like a fifth Irish or something.

Zoe's POV

*~*~*~*

I woke up and slipped out of the room as Kitty distracted the boy's and I explored the house. I opened the door's, easily telling who's room it was. I then opened one to see a massive en suite baby blue wall's and a white bed with a white canopy "MY ROOM!" I screamed out of the door.

I walked in and examined some stuff as I heard Kitty's magical vocabulary: "ZOO?!?!?!! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE BEST ROOM?! THIISSS ISSS SOOOOO UN-FAAAIRRRR! CAN'T WE JUST FLIP A COIN OR SOME SHIT TO DECIDE THIS?! COME ON- MINE! BITCHES GET THE FUCK OUT!" guess she found her new room I chuckled in amusement.

"Hmm, I'll be needing some new stuff, because I don't think a bed without pillows or a bathroom with nothing will help me" I started to talk to myself.

"Wanna go shopping?"

"WACHOW!!" I striked a ninja pose only to see Lou.

"Umm, sure? I don't have much money though"

"It's okay love, we'll pay for everything" I gaped at him. Woah, shopping spree :D

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*~*

"MY ROOM!" I quickly rolled off Niall and ran for the stair's, aww, i'm going to end up with a crappy room under the stairs!

I looked through the first door, then second and went through every room screaming "ZOO?!?!?!! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE BEST ROOM?! THIISSS ISSS SOOOOO UN-FAAAIRRRR! CAN'T WE JUST FLIP A COIN OR SOME SHIT TO DECIDE THIS?! COME ON- MINE! BITCHES GET THE FUCK OUT!"

That's when I found my perfect room. It was dark and the bed sheet's were black and I had instantly fell in-love. I'm actually going to get my dream room. I am going to make this into my bat cave!

I started making a mental plan, while listing the stuff I need out loud "And here will be my massive light up Bat Man symbol..." I nodded in happiness and then started thinking of way's of getting money.

"Man, I am going to actually have to work for this shit, like five job's!"

I started to think about the different job's I can try out for "How about a video game designer? Nah, i'll be the person who tries out the new game's and give's them a score out of five! Or I can be one of those people who go around and taste all of this food and give them another score out of five!"

"We'll pay for everything"

"I'LL SCREAM RAPE!" I screeched and turned around, only to see Liam.

"Oh hey, sup?"

"We'll pay for everything" I shook my head.

"Sorry, I don't let anyone pay for something of mine" he looked like he was about to argue when I heard Zoo scream about cat's. 

He turned and walked away and I spotted an air vent... I always wanted to be like Cody Bank's. I climbed onto the chest of draw's and stood on it, I pulled it down and I pulled my self up into the air vent.

I heard Niall and Liam and I poked my head out from the air vent, I stared at them up-side down as they spotted me.

"What are you doing?" Niall asked as he saw only my head, my brown hair tumbling down from the air vent I was occupying.

"Being Cody Bank's, duh..... Bye" I giggled and put the top back onto the air vent and started to climb through it, i'm filling a life long dream of being Cody Bank's :P

But my dream's were cut short once I saw a red eyed squirrel in my way "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I screamed as it shot toward's me.

I crawled away from the deranged squirrel, trying to escape it's evil "Nice squirrel" I panted as I gave up in a random part of the air vent.

Then I heard a creak and I gulped "Oh shi-" I screamed as the air vent collasped under neath me and I fell onto a bed.

"Woah, I bet I could be the next Bat Man" I stared in shock at the ceiling, how legit was that? Falling on a bed, the bed saving me from ending up six feet under?

Zoe's POV

*~*~*~*

I started to plan making a secret door, leading to the attic or a secret room, dedicated to Danisnotonfire, Charlieissocoollike, Alex Day, AmazingPhil and my other nerdy you tuber's. Lou sat on my bed, watching me pace.

I suddenly remember that Kitty's birthday was soon "I HAVE TO GET HER A KITTEN!" I screamed in panic, hang on.... that mean's my birthday's soon too! Yes!!! CHEESIT'S FOR ME! Liam, Niall, Zayn ran in, Harry running in half naked, looking around frantically.

"WHERE'S THE PUSSY?!" he looked everywhere in excitement.

"At the pet store! We need to go shopping, now! It's Kitty's and I's birthday soon, and I forgot to get her a present!" I yelled in panic.

I grabbed Liam, Harry and Lou by their shirt's and dragged them out of the house "Take me to the closest mall" I begged.

"Sure" 

This shopping trip's gonna be fun ^.^

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*~*

I heard some Cooing, which is the weirdest thing to be woken up with. Where the fudge nut's am I?! Oh yeah, I must've fallen asleep on the bed?... I don't know how, I mean, didn't I just fall out of an air bent? I guess i'm just a talented gamer, mmkay? I can fall asleep half on the couch and half on the floor with my feet in the air, see? Talented.

I opened my eyes to see Zayn and Niall taking pictures of me "AHHH!" I screamed and fell off of the bed. I then shot up and gave a war cry. I leaped onto Zayn and knock him out. I then tied him up with dirt under-wear and then went after the Leprechaun that had fled the scene when I did my awesome war cry.

"Boo" I whispered into his ear and then knocked him out also. I drag them (their bloody heavy) Zayn into the bathroom, and Niall in the bed room I was in, which was connected to the bathroom. I laughed like a lunatic and went into the kitchen and grabbed some flour and syrup, along with red and blue food dye, to make the coloring more real like.

I mixed it all together and made fake blood. I dripped it through the house, up the stair's and then into the room. I covered Niall's hand's and shirt, flicked it onto his pant's and shoes and the smeared a streak across his cheek.

I then splattered it onto the wall's and floor and then moved to the bathroom, my main point to make it like a physco killer, the killer being Niall and Zayn, mainly Zayn.

I threw the tub around, fake blood going on every surface possible, all over Zayn and then I pulled out a butcher knife (that I had stolen from the kitchen) and dipped the blade in the blood.

I then cut some of my hair off, dipped that in the tub and left it next to Zayn, and then split that and wrap it around Zayn's finger's.

I left the knife next to the tub and I left the room, putting the tub in a random draw and crawling back into the air vent. I giggled and waited for everyone to come back, from where ever the hell they are.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

The boy's and I got home, hauling multiple bag's with us, while Haryy also carried Kitty's new pet. She's always wanted a kitten, but her parent's said no pet's. We got through the door and saw a trail of red ruby blood go up the stair's.

Lou and Harry started to freak out, squealing like little girl's, where Liam was in shock and I just knew it was Kitty pranking them, which I found highly amusing, thank god it's not me this time! We all dropped out bag's, Harry placing the kitten down with care, before we all bolted up the stair's, following the trail.

We saw Niall covered in blood, as well as the room "My room!" Harry gasped in shock, I then ran to the bath room and screamed in horror (fake of course) Liam came up behind me and gasped, Zayn covered in blood, the bathroom painted in red and the bloody knife by his side, and then most chillinginly, her hair soaked in blood wrapped around his hand and knife, nice touch un-biological twin.

I mentally congratulated the genius.

I quickly run out of the room, pretending to be in shock, damn. I should be an actress. I was suddenly pulled into the wall, a hand over my mouth and then I smelt straw berries "Damn it Kitty"

I pulled her hand away "Like it?"

I giggled "Best work yet" we grinned at each other and then we watched the boy's freak out, Niall and Zayn waking up, and screaming like five year old's at the sight of them selves. I pulled out my phone and recorded it.

Kitty just watched giggling, she doesn't really take video's, she just like's remember thing's, but she love's taking pictures -.- Trust me, I know from a first hand experience.

Suddenly she grabbed my shoulder I looked at her "Scream Bloody Murder" she smirked at me evilly.

I sucked in a deep breathe and screamed out, I wouldn't be surprised if I was being brutally murdered by Steven King's IT, it was that scary.

Kitty then grab's a bowel and then poor's red sticky fake blood out from the air vent. I bit my hand and recorded as they screamed in horror, screaming my name with Kitty's before running out of the room.

Kitty and I were rolling in the air vent, laughing our asses off. They came back in and ran toward's the air vent "Every f#cker for themselves!" she squeaked and crawled away, what a nice twin I have :L

I quickly poured an extra tub on me with fake blood and waited for them to open the air vent. I make my body limp and fall out once they opened the vent lid. I crashed into the boy's "WE KILLED HER!" Niall screamed, completely freaking out.

I heard Kitty sneeze *sigh* "Did you hear that?" Zayn asked everyone, me still being a dead fish.

I sat up, scaring the crap out of them "SHUDDUP WOULD YA? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SHUT EYE!" they all screamed, which was really high pitched.

Harry goes full out ninja and punches me and shove's me back onto the ground before running away. I glare at the retreating Harry Styles in anger "Harry. Edward. Styles. You will regret ever being born" I growled.

I stood and stormed into my room, slamming the door shut in anger. I went into the shower and washed off the remains of the prank.

I pulled out some clothe's from the shopping bag's and pulled them on, before falling onto my bed face first.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

"Ever fucker for themselves!" I gasped and crawled the hell out of there.

I hid a couple corner's away and then I heard "WE KILLED HER!" oh, Irish leprechaun know's how to scream. I then breathed in through my nose and sneezed, damn, it's super dusty in here.

"Did you hear that?" I froze and then started to army crawl away quickly. I heard distant voices, but that was shoved aside once I came face to face to the evil squirrel once againm

"So, we meet again" I eyed the squirrel in fear.

We started to Mexican Stand off, the squirrel VS. me. We lunged at each other, me going Bear Grylls on the pest and it scratched my forehead.

I gave a short screamed before throwing it off of. Great, now i'm going to get rabies "Fuck my life" I whimpered and then looked back to the squirrel, fuck, it has clones!

Another twenty squirrel stood there, looking at me.

They all started to scamper to me and I screamed "LLLLLIIIIAAAAMMMMMM!" I screamed for Daddy Direction, as Zoey call's him, he apparently protects the boy's, so i'm hoping he'll go all Daddy Direction for me and save me from the deranged family of squirrels.

Suddenly the air vent to my side is ripped open and Liam grab's my waist and pull's me out.

I caught a glimspe of a metal crow bar on the ground and I clung to him in fear as the squirrel's actually seemed to hiss at us before retreating.

"Damn dude, your like Luke Skywalker before he turned bad" I still clung to him, not letting go 'cause the squirrels could attack me at any moment.

I slowly let go and looked at him with a Cheshire cat smile.

"What's with all the fake blood?! And what is with you and the bloody air vent's?!" he demanded.

"Welll.... I like prank's, and it was like my child hood dream to be like Cody Bank's, the air vent's are surprising big, so my little issue about small spaces doesn't matter in this situation" I shrugged. 

He stares at me as if he can't believe I talk about wanting to be a made up character "What? It's totally normal.... for me anyway's"

I giggled and then noticed my twin isn't here "WHERE'S MY TWIN?!" I screamed in panic.

"Twin?"

"Well, yeah. Un-biologically of course, but we might as well be, since we were born next to each other, a minute apart and that we haven't been separated since" I grinned at the thought.

He nod's in confusion "She stormed into her room" I laughed "Good-luck to you guy's then" I scrunched up my nose and skipped out of the room.

"Wait!" I stopped and turned to Liam.

"Yeah?"

"What do you mean 'Good-luck'? And, why aren't you going to see her"

"Because dear Liam, she is planning some Revanche (Revenge), that or she's just extremely to pissed of to think" I rocked back and forth on my feet.

"Well, since i'm 'Daddy Direction', i'll go check on her" he walked off, I sighed, I better follow so Zoo doesn't strangle him.

Zoe's POV

*~*~*~*

I heard someone knock on my door and I groaned and then screamed at the door in anger "HARRY, IF THAT'S YOU, I SWEAR TO CHEESIT GOD I WILL RIP YOUR CURL'S OUT!!!" "Uhm no, it's me, Liam" he walk's in and sit's next to me on my bed.

"Wait, what did Harry do?" Liam asked in concern.

I made a mad face and growled "Oh you didn't know? Mr. Sheep is a child abuser!"

Liam gasps "WHAT CHILD DID HE ABUSE?!" he yelled in fury, I just pointed to myself.

"Your not a child, Zoey" I pointed to my heart and scream.

"RIGHT HERE, LIAM! RIGHT HERE I AM!"

Liam then realize what I had said "Wait, what? He ABUSED you?"

"Uhm yeah, the dumbbell punched me, the pushed me to the floor" 

Then Kitty walk's in with a bag of Cheesit's and throw's them at me. I catch them and rip the bag open gratefully "Come on hun, let's get 'Operation Kick Curly's Ass' under way" she grin's and shut's the door before sitting on the other side of me.

Liam shake's his head "N-" luckily, Kitty can change the most stubborn mind's there is, it's a really useful ability.

"Has he ever done something to you, that you haven't gotten him back for yet?" she cutted him off.

He looked off into the distance, staring at the blue wall "Dude, this is creepy..." Kitty whispered to herself as she stared at the un-blinking Liam Payne

"................ Should we call someone?" I asked in concern.

"Nah, he'll be fine... and if he isn't, I get to keep his stuff" he snapped out of it and then gave us a revenge seeking grin, making us shiver.

"I'm in" he look's at us in excitement. Kitty suddenly went Business Women mode and she turn's to me.

"Right, so what's the plan?" she already knew I had a plan in my head, she know's me well. I fell a Joker type grin form on my face and I giggle evilly.

I beckon them closer and they moved closer, crossed legged and leaning forward to listen to my evil genius plan.

"Well..." I trailed off.

"Hurry up women! Or I will take your cheesit's off of you" Kitty threatened.

"Alright! Jeeze!"

"I will, I swear to Oreo god" she threatened further.

"Fine, so I was thinking-" suddenly Liam just fall's off of the bed and we stare at him.

"You alright buddy?" Kitty asked, trying to cover up her laughter.

"Yeah" we pulled him back onto the bed and they both turned their attention back to me.

"Right, go on" Liam pressed.

"We will find a wig shop, that has bald caps as well" they both nodded, Kitty a bit of confusion in her eye's.

"We're going to have to knock Curly out somehow, then put the bald cap on him. When he wake's up, he'll freak out about his hair, and all of us will have no idea what's he's talking about and be like 'What?  You had gotten a disease when you were seven that make's you loose all of your hair!' and he'll freak out"

"Why do we need to cover his hair?" Kitty wasn't much of the Directioner, she kind of just stayed on the couch, listen to my random rambles while kicking troll butt. Liam stared at her for a moment.

"She's not a directioner, is she?" I laughed.

"Oh no, she is. She's just anti-social and live on her xBox" she scratched the back of her curly brown hair.

"Damn right I do" she said proudly. I started to explain Harry to her.

"Well love, Harry loves his curl's, he would flip if he wake's up to find them missing" she nodded and stroked her imaginary beard. Oh, she's got an evil plan >:D

"How about we can also temporarily dye his hair fire engine red for a week? He'll remove the wig and finds it all red. He'll be going all Gerard Way style" Liam's jaw dropped.

"Woah, tell me never to get on you two's bad side" he mumbled to himself.

I glomped her while screaming "THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU!"

"Thank's" she said sarcasitcally.

"So you don't love me for my amazing personality or my awesome movie choices, just my revanche planning?"

"Yep, you come up with awesome ravnache schemes"

"You helped though!" she pointed at me.

"Yeah, Yeah, whatever" I hugged her tighter, and then beckoned Liam to join the hug.

"Join in with the hug Liam"

"DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!" she screamed at him.

He hugged us anyway and I felt Kitty shift uncomfortably "I love you all, but let me go or i'll stab you in the jugular with a rusty spoon so you die of blood poisoning" Liam flew from our pile and sat back in his seat in an instant.

I sat back and then we all stared at each other "I forgot you don't really come into human contact"

I chuckled at her "Exactly, your a cyborg, sent from the future to protect me. So Liam's like the only one who i've been in contact with"

"Nu-uh!" we then started to fight over who was the cyborg and who was human.

Liam cut us off "Right, where are we going to find some narcotics?"

"Don't worry about it, I got some" they both stare at me and I just shrug.

"I got while I went shopping" I gave them a lop sided grin. Realization went across Kitty's face.

"So that's where you guy's went" I nodded.

"Yep and oh yeah, you have to go shopping too" I grinned at her, knowing she hated shopping.

She groaned "Can't I just go online shopping?"

"No, we will explore the mall while we can play ninja's"

"I'm in" she said immediately.

"And Narnia!.... Don't forget about Narnia. Best game i've ever invented" she smiled at the roof.

I then notice Liam staring at us "What?"

"What is she staring at?"

"My dream's" Kitty giggled like a insane peso-.... pfft, she already is, with me by her side too.

I suddenly scream to see Liam's reaction. He stare's at me and I just shrug "I wanted to see what your reaction was"

"Not much, really" Kitty say's in disappointment, I guess she wanted to see him crap himself or fall off the bed again.

"We could have been getting murdered, and- nah, you already saved me from man eating squirrels, thank's for that by the way" I notice she had a band-aid on her fore-head.... i'm so confused right now.

He salute's Kitty "ANY TIME, MA'AM!" and she glare's playfully at him.

"That's sir to you" I bit my fist, trying not to laugh at them.

"Okay, can we go shopping now? I wanna go to the wig shop! I also want to buy one for me, too!"

Kitty sigh's and Liam shrug's "Sure"

Kitty groan's and face plant's onto the floor "Do I have too?" she groaned.

I grinned, knowing how to get her to go willingly "There's a game stor-"

She spring's up and scream's at us "THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!" she grab's Liam's and I's hand's and pull's us through the house and into the outside world.

She fall's to the ground hissing like a vampire, "WHO IN THE WORLD TURNED THE SUN ON?!" she seethed.

I had followed her act and had dropped to the ground, complaining that it burn's. Liam stands there, not knowing what to do as we rolled on the front porch, screaming.

Kitty and I try to drag ourselves back into the house, she was practically glowing because of the sun. She was really pale, I bet she could even glow in the dark "Okay, if you both don't stop screaming, I won't buy you guy's food"

Kitty and I stood up normal and said "Kay" in perfect sync.

I notice Kitty look's at her arm and sigh's "I'm glowing in the sun again" she look's at her pale skin in  un-amusement.

"Well, that's because you never come out of the lounge room, you are practically a living vampire that live's on the couch eating Oreo's and drinking coke"

"Yeah, yeah, are going, or what?"

"We're going" I chuckled as she walk's and I follow her.

 Then Kitty and I look at each other before screaming in sync "I BAGSIES THE TRUNK/BOOT!" we glared at each other, me mentally laughing my head off with Kitty's Australianess... if that make's sense.

We looked at each other before yelling "I CALLED IT FIRST! NO ME!!! NUH UH!!!" we said at the same time.

We started to slap each other's arm's and hand's while Liam stand's there watching us "WE HAVE A GIANT TRUNK, YOU CAN BOTH SIT IN IN!!!!" he yell's at us.

"Boot" Kitty whisper's and I giggle. Kitty and I stop, looking at each other before skipping into a random direction with our arm's linked.

We could practically hear Liam face palm "Uh, wrong way" he sigh's and we turn around and follow him to his car.

"So, whatcha gonna get Zoo?"

"Well, i'm thinking some new stuff for my room-"

"Didn't you go shopping like, an hour ago?"

"Yes, but I want nneeewww stuff"

"Alright" she roll's her eyes, she doesn't like shopping, un-less it's for her new band's album, merchandise, book's or video game's... were opposites on that matter.

That's like the only thing though, so that's okay.

She shrug's "At least i'm not paying for it" I playfully shoved her as she stuck her tongue out at me. Liam open's the trunk and Kitty and I climbed in, then we started to play some hard core patty cake.

Liam watches us before shaking his head and putting his hand's on the car wheel. The game start's to heat up as we started to pant while concentrating harder and going quicker, Kitty trying to hurt my hand's, and well, i'm doing the same.

*SLAP*

"Ow!" I scream and hold my hand, that was now really red.

Kitty giggle's "I win" I narrowed my eyes at her and tackled her, we both rolled around in the back of the car habbing each other in the rib's.

The car stopped and Liam got out and open's the boot "We're here"

I got up, jumped out of the car and ran for the mall, while screaming "PRETZELS!" and also leaving the two amigo's behind.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

"Oh god, we'll never find her" I stared after Zoo and she pushes a group of four-teen year old's out of the way before running through the door's, causing me to loose sight of her.

"My lady" I look to see Liam holding his hand out for me, he's going to help me out of the BOOT, not the Trunk... bloody hell you guy's gotta learn better name's for thing's.

"Oh, thank you kind sir" I took his hand, jumped out of the boot and then looped our arm's together.

I then started to skip toward's the door's "WE'RE OFF TO MEET THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!" I sang and skipped into the mall, dragging Liam with me.

We walk around for ten minute's, trying to spot Zoo. I looked toward's a Pretzel stand and saw Zoo wrestling an old lady. Liam saw and started to walk toward's her, I pull my arm back that was still wrapped around his "She'll bite you, lemme" I un-wrapped my arm from him and then walked over to Zoo.

"Hey Zoo, is that Harry Styles?"

"WHERE?!" she scream's and let go of the Pretzel, and the old lady leg's it, man. I am going to have to start working out! Old ladies can run faster than me.

"Aren't we living with them?" I ask in confusion as Zoo frantically searches for the curly one.

"Well, yeah, I just wanted to make sure he doesn't know what we're up too..."

I roll my eyes and snicker "Yeah, that's your reason"

"Hey! I don't know what your suggesting, bu-"

"MY BABIES!" I scream as I spotted the game store and run to it.

I heard Zoo screaming in the back ground about Halo 4 just coming out. I get in and run to the adventure section "OMFG, i'm in-love" I whisper as I pick up nine cases of game's.

I pulled my wallet out and high fived myself.... in the middle of the store. Well, that got me strange look's "And I can buy them!" I did a happy dance and went to pay for them without a second though.

Liam came up and looked at me strangely as I waited at the front of the store "Why did you pay for it?"

"Cause I always pay for my own stuff, that way I don't feel guilty or have a debt with a persona" I shrug and turn around, scanning for Zoo.

I spot her by the Halo 4 display, making a fort out of the hundreds of cases... the manager yelling at her. I walk over as she throw's a case at him and hit him in the face.

I stop, look at Liam and chuckled "Good luck, Liam" and I walk away, going toward's the sport's store, I know, shocking, isn't it? Well, how else am I going to get a paint ball gun?

Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

Liam come's over, grab's my hand and then drag's me out of the store. And then start's trying to find Kitty, I pull out of his grip, ninja roll away and then run in the opposite direction.

Hehe, one direction, get it? One Direction? UGH, never mind. I could hear Liam running after me as I laugh and keep running.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I bent down, my nose on the glass of the case containing my new toy "That one please" I pointed to the red paint ball gun the was the length of my finger tips to my elbow.

"That will be four hundred" the guy behind the counter said.

"Cool bean's, thanks brah. See you at the comp in a week, yeah?"

"Totally?" he grinned at me and I walked away with my new toy and paint ball's.

I walked out and started to look for a good music store. I walked into Hot Topic and then took a look at the new Album's, grabbing some of my favorite band's one's and then some other stuff... head phones, a pair of shoes that had a Bat Man logo on it and a Bat belt :D

I look at my two bag's and sighed "Well, look's like I won't be getting anything else for six month's... I really do need a job" I walked away and started to look for my two amigo's.

I walked past a lollie shop to see Zoo throwing skittles at the manager "I wanna help!" I yelled and ran in, grabbing a hand of M&M's, I was about to throw it before choking up.

"I can't, their so delicious" I said before eating them.

I found some Red Vine's and tied them ninjaly to the back of the Manager's shirt "Hehe, your a Hedge Hog!"

I laughed at the store manager "Sorry, here's some money for the damage and stuff" Liam said, grabbing Zoo and I by our neck's and squeezing them.

"Ow!" we whined as he controlled us out of the store.

"To the wig shop!" he yelled, Zoo and I looked at each other then followed Liam. We get in and started to look at the wig's, then my phone went off "A taste for blood won't hold them back

With nails that cut like razors
Hungry for flesh see the undead
Hot on our trails they chase us
We need a place somewhere to hide
Where they won't think to go inside
Watch as your darkest fears return to life

Don't bother sleeping without one eye open wide
There's creatures in the night to haunt you
Their arms are reaching out to hold you tight
Your demons come alive to chase you

Nowhere to run, they're closing in on us
I can see their faces in the windows
Staring in at us

Don't bother sleeping without one eye open wide
There's creatures in the night to haunt you
Their arms are reaching out to hold you tight
Your demons come alive to chase you" 

 I patted myself down, searching for my cheap phone. I looked to see Zoo holding my phone out to me and I took it with a grin "Hola?" I said without looking at the caller I.D.

"Caitlin"

I stiffened and answered maturely "Mother"

I looked at Zoo, she nodded and I walked out of the store, leaving behind a concerned Zoo and a confused Liam.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

Oh gosh, Kitty's mom called her! Some shit is about to go down! I kept searching, Liam next to me as I tried to remain calm and shove away the curious feeling. I pulled out a giant bald cap and grinned "Found one!" then I also found a wig that light's on fire.... awesome.

Liam and i paid and walked out of the store to find Kitty banging her head on the wall. I walked up to her in concern "What did the wicked witch want?" I whispered, she looked at me with glassy eyes. Oh shit, it's bad.

"She said that she isn't going to pay for my lazy ass anymore and that I need a job and go to college" I gasped in shock.

"B-but! What am I going to do without you?" she shrugged. I threw myself out her before screaming in her ear.

"DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!"

"Hey! That's my line!" she whined and pushed me off of her.

"And plus, I have already been taking online college courses, all I need is get a job so I won't go into debt and the evil witch won't be trying to screw me over again" she smiled at me a little.

"Does that mean I have to get a job and go do online courses?" she laughed.

"Nah, your parent's don't care, their still paying for stuff, even if it's a little. They are still paying" she grinned and then linked mine and Liam's arm.

"Now! Let's go and find some awesome red hair dye and dye that kid's hair!" we all ran to Hot Topic, bought the hair dye and then we got back into the car.

We got back home after another match of intense Patty Cake and Kitty ran inside, with two bag's of music and her paint ball gun, i'm guessing. I followed with Liam, both of us tired as heck.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

We got 'home' and I ran in with my bag's and ran into someone, Zayn "ZAYN! CAN I BORROW YOUR LAPTOP?!" I screamed in his face.

He winced "Sure, it's in my room, under my be-" I ran up the stair's and into Zayn's room.

I dived under the bed and retrieved his lap top. I sat on his bed, on a website for my online courses. Liam came in after four hour's of me typing "I thought you meant going to an actual college?" I shook my head in amusement.

"Nah, i'm really antisocial. I prefer the virtual world to the real world, much more easier than real life, like 'Oh, your mean!' block, 'Oh your nice!' friend request, no hassle, and the you can't get stalked or fet into fight's with people" 

He looked at me for a second before nodding in agreement "That's true..."

"Well, duh. Why else would I be here? On the lap top, updating his anti-virus system and shit?"

Liam grinned "Your updating it?"

"Yeah, this protection crap was made in 2008" I said in un-amusement.

"I wonder why it isn't dead yet" I stared at the lap top in amazement.

I look away and mess with his hair. He slap's my hand's away "No" I raised my eye brow's at him in amusement.

"No?"

"Yes?"

"Is that so?" haha, rhyming powah >.<

He stared at me cautiously "Yes?"

I tackled him onto the floor and gave him a nuggie "NOOO!" he cried out as I started to tickle his feet.

"Oooohh, someone's ticklish under their feet, I see" 

I smiled like a kid on christmas, this is going to be handy when I want something i'm not allowed. Then Zoo came into the room and watched us for a second "Dinner's ready, are you guy's going to help me get Niall to NOT TOUCH Harry's food, which has the narcotics in it?"

Liam and I stopped rolling around and stood up. I run out, down the stair's and then into the kitchen. I scanned it and saw Niall " NIALL! DON'T EAT IT!" I scream in horror as Niall is about to take a bite out of Harry's burger.

*~*~*~*

ANNNDDDD CUT!

THAT'S IT FOR THIS CHAPTER :D 

FIRST THING'S FIRST, MAJOR THANK'S FOR MY WRITING BUDDIE, ZLIKESWOLVES! I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS WITH HER :D

Annnywhoo, here's a little poll for everyone! I'll be making it on my Facebook page, so go and vote! https://www.facebook.com/WattpadClaire201Caitlin

And, and here is a teaser for the next chapter ;-)

"Oh my god! She's dead!"

"UGH! Major Pedo bear!"

"Love bird's are in the house!"

'Help me!"

"Are you bleeding?!" 

"Is that a rat?!"

"You got me Bewitched, 'cause i'm under your spell.

You must be a witch, 'cause I am living in Hell'

'I'll kill you!"

'Well, this is a problem'

"Oh no, we've screwed up'