Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

"NIALL! DON'T EAT IT!" Kitty screamed, and tackled Niall. Liam and I face palmed as Kitty and Niall rolled across the floor, fighting for the burger.

"Wrong move, love" Kitty laughed and then  and she yanked the burger from his hand's and shoved it into her mouth.... oh my god.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

"We gathered here today, mourn the death of our beloved sister, cousin, aunt, mother, friend, ninja..... our beloved friend Caitlin, we all loved her dearly" I heard Zoo whisper.

Suddenly an alarm went off in my head, and that's when I started to panic.

"WHAT? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! AM I GOING TO DIE?!?!?! THERE'S SO MANY THING'S I HAVEN'T DONE YET! LIKE TOILET PAPER MY OLD PRINCIPLE'S HOUSE! OR JUMPING OVER THE COUNTER AT MACCA'S AND OPEN MY MOUTH AND JUST EMPTY THE WHOLE ICE CREAM MACHINE INTO IT! I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY NEW GAME YET!" I screamed in hysterics.

I collaspe onto the floor, face down "Oh no.... I haven't even stolen that cat from our old next door lady yet. Niall, I hope you know that I just... just, s-saved y-y-y-y-y-our l-l-life...." I stuttered dramatically, then laid still and held my breathe in.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

It was silent for a moment, Kitty's death scene was actually kind of sad.....

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEAD!" Liam screamed, oh, Liam's a pranker, who knew?

All the boy's started to scream and freak out, and Liam nudged me and gave me a 'go with it' look.

"BOYS!!!!! YOU FREAKING OUT IS NOT GOING TO HELP THE SITUATION!" I  screamed at the boy's, before collapsing onto my knee's and touching Kitty's hair and then moved my hand to her neck. I started to sob and cry.

"S-sh-sh-she doesn't have a pulse" I spluttered, grabbing onto her body and cried.

Everyone started to freak out more, running around in hysterics "What the bloody hell was in that burger?" I bit my lip, trying not to laugh and buried my head into her back.

I make a perfect mourning face and stood up slowly, my head down and I looked at Liam, teary eyed, before collapsing in his arm's.

I sobbed uncontrollably, and occastionally pointing at Niall and blaming him through my sob's. 

Niall stand's there, sobbing and trying to convince everyone it wasn't his fault, that he didn't know food could ever kill anyone. Harry and Louis were staring at me as I cried, and Zayn was looking at Kitty with narrowed eyes.

Liam patted my back "You guy's, your acting like you've never seen a girl cry" Liam scolded Harry and Louis.

"Not a girl this bad ass, who knew she had a sensitive side?" Harry say's, I will prank you for that Harry.

"It's heart breaking, really" okay, Louis is okay. I mentally high five myself, knowing they're falling for it... all of them except Zayn, apparently.

Zayn look's at everyone, finally breaking his gaze at my 'dead' twin "Maybe we should take her out of here, to get her away from her....... 'sleeping' friend" everyone's leave's and walk's me up the stair's, everyone except Zayn.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

I hear everyone leave, before someone shuffle's over to me and bend's down next to me and poke's my nose "Wake up, sleepy head" I groaned, Zayn.

"Goddamnit Zayn" I say, I looked at him and noticed he jumped a little, not expecting that I gave up on the act so easily. He then glare's at me and sit's on me, by back on the tile's and him pinning my hand's above my head.

"WTF brah, lemme go!" I whisper shout  at him, still trying to keep the other's under the impression that I was 'DEAD'.

I wriggle in his grip, trying to get out of his hold. 

But that didn't work, since, well you know, i'm a gamer, not a wrestler.

I then sent Zoo and telepathic message, of me screaming for her help.

'HELP ME! HELP GET THIS FAT POTATO THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!'

Zoey's POV

*~*~*~*

I got a sudden head ache, the kind when I normally get a mind message from Kitty. 

'HELP ME! HELP GET THIS FAT POTATO THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!'

I awkwardly un-wrap myself from Liam's arm's, muttering something about using the bathroom. As soon as I was out of the room, I dark down the stairs, A.K.A, I fall down the stare's, tumbling like the boy from the grudge.

Ow.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*~*

I looked at zayn who was staring at me creepily "Dude, are you trying to possess me?" I say, wriggling under his body, okay, i'm starting to officially freak out here.

He doesn't answer and just keep's staring.

"UGH! Major Pedo Bear!" I hissed, but his grip only tightened.

I didn't want to call out, since I didn't want to let the other guy's i'm actually alive.

But, i'm starting to seriously get scared here.

Help.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

The guy's ran down the stair's and picked me up, and took me to the bath room and cleaned a cut on my arm, which I had just noticed.

I suddenly erupt "JESUS! IT'S AN ITSY BITSY CUT!!!! I NEED TO GO SAVE KITTY FROM HAVING HER LIFELESS BODY BE RAPED!!! WHO EVEN KNEW ZAYN WAS INTO THAT STUFF?!"

They all stare at me horrified.

"Uhm, have you seen your cut?"

I shake my head and he grab's my arm and show's me the cut in the mirror, which was a long and deep gash running from my elbow to the bottom of ym wrist.

I shrug, not even caring "Oops? I'm a bit clumsy, so sue me" I hop off the counter and run to save Kitty from the Pedo Bear Zayn.

He doesn't see me, so I take advantage of that and cannonball myself at him while screaming "GET OFF OF HER YOU MOTHERLESS GOAT!!!"

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I saw Zoo and quickly went limp, pretending to be dead. 

But since Zoo is Zoo, and cannon balled onto Zayn, she landed on him and he fell onto me, his whole body weight pressing down on me. 

I gasped as his fore head smacked into mine "Ahh, fuck! Jesus Oreos Lover! You fuck head!" I moaned in pain, but then quickly pretending to dead again.

Zoo's POV

*~*~*

Zayn remains on top of Kitty, and I was still on his back. I smirked wickedly and bent down and whispered into his ear "We're gonna have to do this the hard way, then"

He had barely the time to blink before he's on top of me on the ground next to Kitty's 'life-less' body.

He smirk's, like the kinky bastard he is. I roll my eyes and flipped us over, so I was now on top of him. I salute him, and hope off of him, and then dragged Kitty to the pantry and shut the door.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I lay motionless as Zoo dragged me into what seemed to be the pantry and closed the door.

And I laid there in the darkness, while eating some Oreo's, I know, i'm so predictable.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

I stand next to the food cupboard, whistling and looked to see Zayn standing there, right in front of me.

"Oh shitter's" I heard Kitty mutter.

Zayn strolls up to me and I freeze. He grab's my wrist's and put's his face right in front of mine "Explain. Now" I blink and forced tear's to come to my eyes.

"LILI, ZAYNS HURTING MEEE!!! RRAAAPPPEEE!" I scream. I hear Kitty snicker from inside of the pantry.

Liam run's in and I stand there, shaking and looking terrified. Success ^.^

Liam see's Zayn and gasp's "Zayn....."

Louis then run's in and see's me being man handled by Zayn. He run's over and grab's me, pulling me away from Zayn "Zainie! Why would you do that!?!!" he yell's at Zayn and pushes me behind him, and into Harry's arm's, who then pushes me into Liam's, who then pushes me into a still crying Niall's.

"Da fuq people! This is not a game of pass the parcel!" I snapped at Liam as he passed me to Niall.

I then pat NIall's face "My dearest leprechaun, I could never blame you. It's not your fault precious, run along" he look's at me weirdly before walking out backward's slowly and into the lounge room.

"Zayn, we promised we wouldn't hurt them! What did you think you were doing?" Liam seethed a Zayn.

Oh, lucky Kitty, while she's in the pantry, I bet she's eating. That mean's she get's dinner and a show! NO FAIR!

Zayn stand's there like a deer in head light's as I watch in interest, ooohhhh, this is getting good.

I then send Kitty a mind message.

Okay, now!

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

Okay, now!

I took that as my que to be ninja and I burst out of the pantry and while screaming bloody murder. Everyone scream's and Zoo and I go into hysterics, laughing our faces off.

The boy's calm down, noticing it was only me, man, I bet their going to die in the next five year's from blood pressure problems from us :P

Zoo and I rolled on the floor, having trouble breathing "Oh god, I got stitches" I gasped as I rolled on the floor some more.

Suddenly Zoo scream's "RAT!" I am immediately on my feet and watched everyone freak out in amusement. Then I saw a real rat, and I was straight into Liam's arm's.

Everyone was freaking out as I clutched Liam for dear life, then Zoo goes and pick's up the diseased thing while screaming in joy -.-

She hugged it to her face and I watch in disgust, okay, so we aren't identical, but to hell if I rub or touch a freaking rat, especially on my face!

"And that's how we get some un-kown disease and die" I say as Liam put me on the ground.

Zoo sit's up and hold's the rat out for me "Touch it Kitty! It's so nice!"

I made a -.- face.

"I want no diseases! That thing came out of the sewer's!" 

"Don't be a germaphobe! Just touch it!"

"NO." I yelled and hid behind Louis and Harry.

Louis stepped away from me and slowly  approaches Zoo. I watch him with narrowed eye's, he make's a move on Zoo, I make a move to a butcher's knife.

"I'll touch it...." and that everyone, is how Louis Tomlinson die's of an un-known disease.

Zoo stand's, squealing and kissed Louis on the cheek, and handed the rat over to Louis.

"Oh god, we're all going to die... and not by the rat. But by the two love bird's touchy touchy with each other in front of us! OH, MY INNOCENT EYES!" I scream dramatically and fell into Liam's arm's and he laughed.

Louis blushes, ohh, someone has a crush on my little Zoo.... give me an bow and arrow, it's hunting season.

Louis then noticed Zoo's completely pale cheek's and poke's them "How are they not pink?" he ask's, i'm just staring at the rat in horror as it clawed at his hand.

Zoo shrug's "I guess the odd's were just in my favor... or god was like, 'This chick is gonna be cool and not blush'"

"OR that you weren't paying attentions to what I was say and dreaming of 'His lip's on your cheek'" I sand the line from Miserable At Best by Mayday Parade.

I stand on my own and smirk at Zoo who shake's her head and pout's "Shut up, i'm magic"

"Ah-ha, I know a song for you my friend, who this is dedicated to this British chap over there!

Your touch is so magic to me.

The strangest things can happen

The way you react to me

I wanna do something you can't imagine.

I'magine if there was a million me's

Taling' sexy to you like that

You think you can handle, boy

If I give you my squeeze

And I need you to push it right back.

Baby, show m e, show me what's your favorite trick

That you wanna use on me and I'll volunteer

And I'll be flowin' and goin' till the clothing disappears

Ain't nothin' but shoes on me, oh baby.

All night show with just you and the crowd

Doin' tricks you never seen

And I bet that I can make you believe

In love and sex and mag-" 

"SHUT UP NOW!" I laugh, clutching my stomach as Zoo narrow's her eye's at me.

I turn serious "Oh, but I got another one!" I yell exicted, before I started to sing.

"Abra kadabra I am the wiz

I got the magic and the wand

Double O 7 James Bond

I am driving da car looking like a shooting star

Got a pron star bitch sucking my d!ck at the bar

I'm a nocturnal creature

Smoking that reefuh

I'm feelin' kind naughty

Doing shots on bodies

'Bout to make you my main feature

So sit back and relax and let me be your teacher-"

"Dude, shut your mouth" Zoo sigh's and and grab's the rat off of Louis.

"But I wanna sing a dirty song" I whine.

Everyone went silent and I grinned "You're attractive, little witch, your beautiful

You wickedness, little witch, broke my heart

Enchanting word's, little witch, you've cast a spell

Masked destroyer, little witch, my beautiful Apocalypse.

You got me bewitchen, 'cause i'm under you speel, Ohh

You must be a witch, 'cause i'm living in hell, Ohh

Now is the time, now it the hour,

I am the magic, I am the power, oh

All I need is one star in the sky, wish for you every night-" 

"I'LL EAT YOU!" Zoo scream's and throw's the rat at me, she had gotten bored of it is my guess.

I screamed and ran out of the room, away from Zoo.

I laughed all the way up the stair's, noticing her crappy aim and slammed my door.

The rat had gotten Harry.

I collapsed on the floor, laughing my head off.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

I scream in frustration and kick the tale, instantly breaking it upon impact.

Everyone stare's and me and I flip them off before walking out of the house screaming about finding Taylor Launter and waxing his mustache off.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I hear a scream and I looked out of my black curtained window's to see Zoo walking down the road.

She'll be back in about three hour's... to get food.

....... 

Hopefully.

I sighed and "Oh no, we've screwed" I whispered to myself.

I  looked at the roof, "Zoo, I knew we shouldn't have stayed here, we should have left at the first minute we woke..." I trailed off and my eyes closed, and then I fell into a deep sleep.

Zoe's POV 

*~*~*

I ran from the house, in a rage. I heard people run after me and I looked over my shoulder to see Harry and Louis "Come back Zoe!" Louis yelled.

I stopped and turned around and the both of them stopped in front of me and gave me the puppy dog look's. I rolled me eyes, trying not to succumb to the adorableness. 

Harry pout's and look's at me pleadingly "At least let us come with?"

"Fine, come on dork's" I turn and walk away, and they followed like lost puppies. We've been walking for ten minute's when Louis broke the silence "How about we take you back to your old apartment and get all your stuff?" 

I stopped and turned to them, my eye's lighting up and I bounce up and down excitedly, missing my x-box.

Harry and Louis chuckle "I'll take that as a yes then?" I nodded at Louis.

I grabbed them and drag them to the rapemobile, shoving Louis in the driver's seat and Harry in the back seat while I sat Shot gun, LIKE A BOSS.

When we got to Kitty's and I's apartment, I start packing our stuff. It take's three hour's and then three trips to the car, each.

All of our electronic's, all of Kitty's book's (the nerd), a few family crap and some of our clothes.

Our old apartment was now empty.

We drove back, my mood in the sky, 'cause I was on cloud 1000 baby >.<

Cloud nine's for loser's, cloud 1000 is where all the exciting shit happen's.

Then we get the boy's to start helping us take everything in side.

Caitlin

*~*~*

I hear some banging, and of course, me being me, went to go investigate. 

I see Louis and Harry, failing miserably at trying to carry boxes in.

I scream, causing Zayn, Niall and Liam to almost drop our electronic boxe's.

I run to you and glomp you "I LOVE YOU!" before grabbing my xBox from Louis' arm's and running into my room.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

"SCORE" then I make the boy's carry Kitty's and I stuff into my room, because no doubt she'll attack us if we went in there and disrupt her game playing.

Louis come's in with the last thing, MY xBox, I try to lock him out so I can play it, but he give's me those evil puppy dog eyes and I sigh and let him stay, but lock everyone else out.

Time for some game play

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I gasped in shock as I realized, I HAD NO TELEVISION!

I guess I need to buy a bis television too then .-.

BUUTTTT I'MMMM SOOOOO LAAAZZZZZYYYY D:

Well, I want to play now, sooo.....

I picked up my xBox and sneaked out of my room and into the person opposite mine.

I plugged it in the television and started to play it.

Then Liam come's in from his bath room.... in a towel.

Just a towel....

A TOWEL.

ONE.

NOTHING ELSE.

OKAY, NO BODY PANIC!

I stare at the screen and kill some troll's, trying to make it look like I haven't noticed him... and his half nakedness.

 "What are you doing" I awkwardly kept my eyes on the screen and gutted a troll.

"Trying to figure out how to kill a dragon..." I mutter as I shot magic at the green dragon.

"Uh, okay? Mind if I watch"

"As long as your not a bother" I whisper, barely audible.

"It IS my room, ya know?"

"Yep, Whateva" I grin at the screen as I kick troll ass, now, I gotta figure out how to kill the dragon before it kill's me -.-

My eye twitched as I died for the hundredth time in the boss battle. I become more and more pissed by the minute as I die, AGAIN.

"Here, let me" Liam snatched my controller out of my hand's and killed the boss in second's.

My mouth fell to the ground and I  stared at the screen in shock, and then to still half naked Liam. I tackle him and whisper scream profanities at him for killing my kill. We roll on the ground, starting to yell louder and louder.

Suddenly, the door burst open and Zoo walked in, eyeing us before smirking "STOP HAVE MONKEY  SEX!" before walking out. Liam and I froze, him on top of me, caging me with his arm's as I was trying to strangle him, but since I have no upper body strength, it was working.

We froze in that position, and I kind of remember him shirt-less.... and I feel a blush coming on. 

We look at each other and shudder then back at the door to where Harry was now standing "Aww, has it finished?" he asked, that pedo bear -.-

"Ew, dude. No, but you can't join" I say, standing up and closing the door. I turned around and notice Liam staring at me, shit.

"Well, this is awkward" I looked around the room awkwardly as I try to stop my self from turning into a tomato.

"Why did you say, we were um, doing 'it'?" I looked at him, trying not to laugh, what is he, nine?

"Because he was checking me out earlier, and I wanted him to stop in the future" and I mental high fived myself for my geniuses.

He look's at me weridly and I shrug "You wouldn't understand, I swear, nobody understand's me, beside Zoo... speaking of...."

I pick up a chair and try to get to the bed room door when Liam grab's my arm's "What are you doing?" he look's into my eye's.

"What's it look like i'm doing? I'm going to chair slap Zoo in the face"

"WITH A CHAIR?!"

"Well, it wouldn't be a real Chair slap, would it?"

He stare's at me with wide eyes "OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" I face palm.

"Do you really need to revisit the monkey sex situation that happen a little while ago?" he shake's his head and I grin, I skip out with the chair and I started my hunt for Zoo.

I finally  found her, in the kitchen... on top of the fridge, with Louis trying to coax her down from the floor.

"Move it babe" I booty shoved Louis away and put my chair on the ground, stood on it and then pulled myself up next to you.

"Ooh, cookies" I pull out a tin and bite into one.

"Want one?" I ask Zoo and she nod's, I have forgot what I was meant to be doing.

Zoo grab's a cookie and munches on it. We continue eating the cookie jar's inside's, and then we looked out our surroundings. All the boy's were looking up at us with a weird face, Niall licking his lips though.

We automatically go into prefator mode.

Zoo jumped off the fridge, doing a flip as she jumped. 

I slowly climbed down after her, looking at the guy's and grinned, patting my flat stomach "I'm to lazy for that shit" I say, before Zoo grab's me and pull's me into her room and lock's her door.

We lay on her bed "Wanna pass out?" I ask her.

"Heck yes" and we passed out together, hugging the cookie jar in-between us.

*~*~*

We woke up at the exact same time, nine am, fuck it's early.

I stretched and then Zoo sat up, excitement in her eye's. I stare at her, waiting for her to explain "Wanna see something cool?"

"Dude, I always want to see something cool" she grinned and she pulled me to her closet and to the back wall, and then she touched  it, and it opened.

"Okay, that was cool" I say as we both stare into the dark passage way from the back of her wardrobe.

"Dude, you could be the next Cody Banks! And oh, how did you find this place?" I say as I put my arm in and out of the passage way, making sure it was real... it is.

"When I was exploring my room, I kind of somehow tripped and fell into it, but what ever. It's pretty awesome, wanna see how far it goes?"

I look at her blankly "Is there anything else to do? There is? Let's do this, i'm a procrastinator"  we high fived and I smirked and grabbed my ipod.

"Let's do this mothah fudger" I say.

We crawl in through the small door way. The further we get, the taller the roof get's and the wider the wall it get's... this is sooo cool.

Soon, we were both standing side by side "Damn, I bet this lead's to Narnia" I suspiciously say and look at the wall's, squinting.

"Or, I bet there's a dead body in here from some physo killer that dump's his victim's in the secret room, that the door's lead's to. AND I BET HE'S STILL HERE!" I grinned and turn to see Zoo's expression.

She grin's "If we catch this guy, maybe we can finally get on the cop's good side. Then we can get away with more"

I high fiver her "Yeah, they can even forget about that little 'incident' at WalMart" I start walking again and turning up the light brighter and walking further through the tunnel.

"Should we split up?" I ask her, with a big grin.

"If you wanna be just like all the idiots in the horror stories and movies, then fine. Well, I guess we would be better. You remember your training? I nodded and we headed in separate direction.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

We separted and I found another door. I opened it  and on the other side is...... CHARLIE MC DONNELL! TIED UP! NOBODY PINCH ME OR I'LL HUNT YOU FUCKER'S DOWN!

"So THAT'S why you haven't been making videos lately!!" I clap my hands together.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I found a door and slowly pushed it open. And I looked in and started to have a silent screaming match. I walked up to the guy and poked his cheek.

His eyes snapped open and I stared into his beautiful brown eyes... that had fear in them.

'Holy shitter's, it's Dan Howell....ZOO! I GOT DIBS!'

I sent Zoo the telepathic message.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

'Damn, you got Dan' I pouted and noticed Charlie look at me weirdly. 

"Oh dear lord, I said that out loud, didn't I?" he nod's and I cover my face with my hand's, this can't get anymore embarrassing!

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

"So, da fuq, why are you here man?" I ask Dan as I un-tie him and then un-gag him, kinky ;)

'You jelly brah?' I send Zoo, to gloat about my awesome dibbing skill's.

I get back, 'A little bit. But Charlie? I'm not complaining... Dat Ass!' we both mind giggled.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

I un-tied Charlie and take him to the main room, where Kitty and Dan is.

I suddenly get a depressing message from Kitty.

'You do realise, he's got a guuuuurrrrrrlllllfffrrrriiiieeeeennnnnddd, right?' 

'What of her? She is but a simple peasant'

I send back at her.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

I bit my lip as I got Zoo's message, and stared at Dan, waiting for a reply.

"It was Alex's idea of a joke" 

"How the shite did he get you in here?!" I stared at Dan in amazement and shock..... and awe, he's sooooooo handsome in person!

"There's a door in our house, that apparently it lead's to this" 

'Oh. My. God.' I could basically hear Zoo start to hyperventilate at the opportunities that we could kidnap them when their sleeping, or watch them sleep...

"Are you screwing with me?" I ask Dan.

"No......" I grin.

"We should keep this a secret" I send to Zoo.

Zoey's POV

*~*~* 

I nod, oops, that was a non-mental nod. 

"God damn, what is up with me today?" Kitty smirked at me and shrugged.

"So, uhm, how did you two get here?" Charlie asked Kitty and I.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

"Secret physco killer door in her closet" I grin, pointing at Zoo, then I grabbed Dan's hand and dragged him into the corner of the room. I had noticed Charlie and Zoo were close.

'Woah, a bit quick there Zoo!' I laugh at her mentally.

'Nobody can resist these charms, plus this puppy dog face'

I flinch 'I don't know...' I trailed off and sent her a smirk.

I then turned to Dan innocently "Sooo.... I guess your going home now, then?" I say, a bit sad.

I could see him start to crack under pressure and I blinked a couple time's, I got a mental nudge and grin from Zoo, but I ignored it and focused on Dan as I batted my eye lashes a couple more time's.

"Uh, how about you girl's like to, uh, hang out some time?" Dan give's me a smile, oh my gosh, that smile...

"Can we Zoey?" I asked her innocently, knowing she wouldn't give up the chance to hang out with Charlie, or Dan.... but I dibs him so she can suck it >.<

"Sure, i'm in" I turn back to Dan and gave him  a shy smile.

"Guess we'll be hanging out soon, then, eh?"

"I suppose so" he give's me a full on smile and I try my best not to glomp him.

"Would you both rather to meet back in this creepy room of dead bodies, or trade numnber's?" Charlie ask's.

"Both" Zoo and I say at the same time. 

"I mean, secret meeting's a mid night! It'll be so cool!" Zoo grinned.

"Then we can snazz this place up a bit! We can add electronics and stuff, and even furniture! And food!" I put in excitedly. 

After a moment Zoo screamed "AND FIND THE MURDERER!"

I looked at her and giggled "Dude, I think the aim is to hide or run away from the murderer... but I would actually like to meet the person who made these room's and what their purpose is"

"AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD, you go all nerdy on me" Zoo shake's her head in disbeliefe.

I open my mouth to speak but Zoo cut me off "Don't even try to defend yourself Kitty" I sigh and roll my eyes, and then Zoo and Charlie wander off.

I look at Dan who give's me a smile and I give him a 'You pedo, look away' face "I'll help you"

'Thank you lord Oreo' I sent through our mind link.

"Okay" I bit my lip, suddenly getting all shy from my non-existent meeting's with people, since i'm so antisocial. 

He suddenly grab's my hand and start's to follow Charlia, who's following Zoo. I had a big smile on my face "So, wanna prank 'em?" I stare at him wide eyed.

"Dude, I love you. Let's do this" we nodded and went back into the room that I had found him in.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

Charlie catches up with me "Hey" I stop in my track's and look at him.

I bit my lip and smiled at him after a second "Hay is for horses" 

Charlie laughed and I giggled. We started to talk, cracking joke's and talking like we had known each other for year's.

Suddenly Charlie look's around "Do you know where the other two are?"

I freeze "He better not bed touching her" I growl, i'm a bit over protective, yeah... you can't blame me! She's thirty five second's younger than I am!

I start the hunt to find Kitty and Dan, ready to hide a body if I have too.

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

Dan and I waiting in the room, and I turned to see a chest "Woah" I opened it and found old pictures and old clothes.

"Now that's just fucking creepy" I pulled out a deranged looking doll and made it attack Dan.

"UGH!" Dan yelled, falling backward's. I laughed and rubbed it against his face as I sat him and rubbed it against his face as I laughed.

"I wuv you Danni! I wub you so, love me Dani! LLLLOOOOVVVEEEE MEEEE!" I say in a high pitched little girl's voice, that sounded really creepy as he kept trying to get the doll away from his face.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

I walk into the room, see Kitty torturing Dan and then slowly back out of the room, a dignifying retreat, don't you think?

Caitlin's POV

*~*~*

Dan grabbed my wrist's and flip's me over and pin's me down "Okay, I need to learn that" I frowned at him as he smirk's down at me.

"Maybe I can teach you?"

"Sure!"

Zoey's POV

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I walk back in with Charlie and he gasp's, and cover's my eyes and shoved my head into his chest and awkwardly backing out, pulling me with him.

Caitlin's POV

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"Well, we're gonna be in trouble, let alone our next encounter is going to be awkward" I laugh and just stare at Dan when he chuckles.

He slowly get's up, helping me to my feet and we walked out.

Zoey's POV

*~*~*

I heard people coming out of the room "GET IN DER CHARLIE MONSTAH!" I heard Kitty cheer.

I quickly send her a message. 

'Now would be a good time to help me get my breathing patterns back to normal, seeing as not breathing is kind of dangerous. A.K.A. Suffocation' 

'I thought you liked Charlie? Or is it that he has a girl friend that you've lost interest in him? Or is a little British singer called Louis Tomlinson caught your interest's?' Kitty cleared her throat.

"Uh, Charlie, she's not breathing" she say's awkwardly and I hear Dan chuckle. Charlie awkwardly releases my head as I send Kitty a message.

'OH NO, Charlie's still hawt and available in my mind. I just enjoy air, and without it, I couldn't continue my pursuit for CHHARRRLLIIEEEE!'

I noticed Charlie had kept his arm around my waist, score for me ^.^

'MMMMMKAY, so Louis then?' Kitty notice's Dan moving closer to her and she start's to whistle awkwardly, aww, my little social awkward burrito is uncomfortable.

"So, what time is it?" she suddenly asked Dan.

"About six a.m"

"WHAT?! I WANTED TO SLEEP FOR HOUR'S!" Kitty pouted.

"I guess we should meet again, tomorrow?" I ask Charlie.

"Sure" he grin's at me and I notice Dan grinning at Kitty, who was smiling back at him shyly.

'I can't make my decision now! We'll just have to seeeeee!'

I send Kitty. We wave good-bye and we walk away until we got to the door in my closet.

We walk out of my closet and out of my room, Kitty humming some song as she twirl's around, with out a care in the world... what's happening to her?

We into the kitchen and we were knocked down.

"OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT YOU GUY'S WERE DEAD!" Louis screamed in my ear.

"I can't feel my leg's" I hear Kitty say, muffled into the ground.

"Pretty sure one of my rib's are cracked" I say and Harry and Louis remove them selves from on top of us, and the rest of the boy's just laugh at us a couple feet away.

I sit up and Kitty has a sleepy look on her face "Me going to sleep" she say's before burying her head in her arm's.

"Why aren't you sleeping in your room?" Niall ask's.

"Because I have no pillows or blanket's yet... I sweat to god, if one of you buy any shit for me, I will leave and never come back, AFTER I tie you up and beat the living bejebus out of you guy's" she growl's in her arm's.

I poke her and grin "What?" she sigh's.

"Since you have no pillow  and blankets.... SLEEPOVER/GAMING PARTY IN MY ROOM!" 

She sigh's "Carry me then" she say's dramatically and hold's her arm's up for me to pick her up.

I get prepared, doing some warm up's so I don't pull something, I warm up to do exactly what she has asked. But guy's being guy's, probably thinking since i'm a girl I can't lift my best pal off the floor.

They come over and try to pick her up. I push them away "Bitch, PLEASE" I say sassily, before picking Kitty up bridal style and carrying her up the stairs.

"NIGHT!" she screamed as I carried her into my room.

I dumped her onto one of my bean bag's. I turn to see them all in shock at my bed room door "How, the, fuck, did, you, do, that?" Harry ask's.

"She's SuperMan, and I'm BATMAN" Kitty say's deeply before going into a fit of giggle's, she really is sleep deprived. Thing is with Kitty, when she doesn't sleep, she get's loopy- more than usual.

"Yeah, we have special training. Now get out. Leave, peasants" 

"PeAsAnTs" Kitty giggles while taking a controller for my xBox.

They look at us weirdly before I growled at them "Are you gonna get out? Or would you like some help?" they scurried out of my room and Kitty and I started to play a video game.

Three hour's later, I was sleepy, but sleep deprivation working the opposite way to Kitty, she was wide away.

And then, I fell asleep.

Caitlin'a POV

*~*~*

"God damn insomnia" I growled and got up after another twenty minut'es of trying to sleep. I walk into the kitchen and make myself a cup of tea.

I sat on the kitchen counter, before laying down on it and falling asleep.

Yep, i'm a boss at sleeping anywhere XD

*~*~*~*

Author's Note: Sorry for leaving it there, but I need to cause it won't save any more... I think the file's to long or something.

Anyway, just a quick explanation. 

You know those apartment complex's (Like the one Dan and Phil or Sherlock Holme's BBC are living in) their home is like that, but like a mansion on their side, but then it has YouTuber's living on the other side.

GAH, I don't think I explained it very well, anyway, when it was being built, someone put a trap door from FOUR room's to meet in a house type thing, in-between both of the houses that are back to back.

So, yeah.....

Hope you guy's understand :P

If not, I guess your screwed :L

Sorry, anyway, another TEASER, shall we?

"Wish you guy's the best of luck in surviving Kitty, when she get's angry, she get's HULK ANGRY... so, good-luck!"

"Oh shit...."

"Awww, she's so adorable"

"YOUR SO FUCKING DEAD, YOU WON'T SEE WHAT HIT YOU!"

"YOUR BUTT!"

"A little help would be of satisfactory..."

"I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you"

"Where have you two been?"

"Dude, I hope these are clean"

"Oh shit, free bitch fight! Where's the pop corn?"

"Shh, chill, I shall be a better match for him"

"I'm so confused"

"Yeah, i'm fine, wait................ WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"LIES!"

"Rude..."

"Well, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they-"

"Oh my god, FruitLoop-gasm..."

"JUST UPLOAD IT, OR I'LL STEAL YOUR GOOD SHIT!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Should I add more teaser's?????

Nah, tune in for another chapter, soon :)

NO, you know what, just one more....

"Will this plan work?" "Maybe, you just gotta trust me Charlie..." "Okay...." "Let's do this chizz"