Zoey’s POV

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I wake up with a weird feeling. I looked around my room and found it empty. I got up, picking up my emergency bow and arrows, for when the Zombie apocalypse start’s and I went down the stairs, searching for Kitty. I heard noises come from the kitchen and I walked in slowly to find the boy’s drawing on Kitty’s face.

I go into protection mode and round house kick Zayn. I narrow my eyes at the rest of One Direction “I count to three, and if you’re not gone, I am not afraid to use this” in an instant the room was empty.

I turned around to see a camera set up, and pointing at Kitty’s face, it’s been recording it all.

I looked at her face and saw she only had cat whiskers, I picked up the video recorder and deleted the video.

I think I should get revanche on these suckers, oh god. Caitlin’s nerdiness for weird words is rubbing off on me.

Anyway, I have to do it myself… because if I woke Kitty up, she’ll probably, most likely kill me.

I walk into the lounge room, with my bow tucked behind my back, not suspiciously at all, may I add.

All of the boy’s look at me, terrified. I walk in front of Liam, whipped out my bow and pointed it directly at his face. I fire it, and they all freaked out.

I fell to the floor laughing my head off while clutching my side’s, because I hadn’t even load it and Liam was still freaking out.

~ Kitty’s POV ~

I wake up hearing laughter “Who, the fuck, is laughing?!” I screeched.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

I stand up and give the boy’s a salute “Wish you guy’s the best of luck in surviving Kitty, she get’s angry, she gets hulk angry when you wake her up… good luck” and then I ran for my life.

Kitty is pissed.

I dart up the stairs and into my room, ditched my bow and arrows and crawled through the secret door into our secret rooms.

I run as fast as I could, until I came across another small door, the exact replica of my own door.

I crawl through it and discover that I am currently on my hands and knee’s (that sound’s dirty), in Charlie McDonnell’s house…

No pinch me or I will kill you.

~ Kitty’s POV ~

I couldn’t find anyone, they were all hiding.

I stormed into Liam’s room and fell onto the bed. I looked to see my xBox, but I couldn’t be bothered to play it at the moment.

And without further or do, I fell asleep once more.

~ Third Person’s POV ~

Liam walk’s into his room, after two hours of hiding from Caitlin’s angry awakening.

He looked at his bed and saw she was curled up on his bed, tightly hugging her xBox controller to her chest.

“Aww, she’s so adorable and innocent” he quietly ‘Aww’s’ as he cover’s her up with a thick blanket.

~ Kitty’s POV ~

I wake up to someone pulling something over me. I jump up, turning ninja and knock the person out.

I look down to see Liam on the ground… oh shit!

I started to freak out, “I AM SOOO GOING TO PRISON!” I panic.

I grabbed him by his feet and slowly dragged this guy under his bed; he needs to lose some weight, because I can barely drag him!

Or is that because I have no upper body strength at all?

Hmmmm…

I walk out of his room, my hands behind my head while trying to whistling, which I fail at, since I am challenged being that can’t perform simple tasks. Oh, and I’m sure I looked really suspicious…

Oh well.

I start to search for Zoo “Zoo, come out, come out where ever you are”

I sing softly as I look into the laundry basket in Harry’s room... what I have just saw in that basket, can’t not be un-seen.

I walk out of Harry’s room, feeling ill.

Wait, the secret door! I hit my forehead, I am one special idiot.

I ran into her room and closed her door, before running to the secret door and crawled through.

I pulled the door closed after me and started to race through the passage way.

I found no one in the rooms, so I’m going to keep going.

After a while, I see another door, exactly like the one is Zoo’s room.

I opened it a crack, and saw no one. I took that as the all clear and I ninja rolled through the door and hid under the table. I kicked the door closed quietly and waited for a moment, before crawling out from under the coffee table.

I freeze and look to see Zoo sitting on the couch, face palming while it looks like Charlie and Dan was interrogating her, Alex sitting next to her laughing at her distress.

They haven’t noticed me.

I rocked back and forth on my heel’s “I’ll come back another time then, wait!” everyone jump’s out of their skin and watches me as I walk into their kitchen and go through their cupboard and fridge.

I pull out a glass bowl and put some Fruit Loops in there and then the milk. I grabbed the spoon and walked back into the living room “Cheerio good chaps!”

I saluted them and continue to walk towards the small door.

I get a mind message from Zoo, ‘YOU’RE SO FUCKING DEAD! YOU WON’T SEE WHAT HIT YOU!’

I chuckled and sent her a mental smirk and go through the door.

I arrive in Zoo’s room and sat on her bed eating Fruit Loops.

I was half way done when I walked out, bored.

‘What da fuq are they interrogating you about anyways?’ I send her.

‘It keeps changing, it when from “Why are you in my house?” to, “How are your eyes that colour?” and then just a bunch of random thing’s. And now, they’re interrogating me on my life’

‘Why your eyes? Are you wearing those awesome glow in the dark contact lenses again? And awe, they’re interested in you!’ I give her another mental smirk and I got the middle finger in return.

I walked into the kitchen and sat down on the chair, ignoring the boy’s stares.

“Oh my god, FruitLoop-gasm” I moaned as soon as I noticed the guy’s had evacuated the room.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

‘No, I’m not even wearing contacts… and it’s probably because I’m adorable’

‘Uh-ha. Hey, remember when that lady got freaked out because she thought my eyes were grey? But it was only because she was far away, and my green eyes had that weird thing were they would appear grey when you’re a little far away?’

‘Yeah, that was funny. She thought you were possessed!’

I was interrupted by someone poking my cheek. I look to see it was Charlie who poked me “You okay, you were kind of spacing out for the past five minutes”

I blink a couple times “Me? Oh yeah, I’m totally fine. But um, can you both interrogate me another time? How about tomorrow? And Caitlin can come! Text ya the dietz. BYE AND STUFF!” I wave at them, before awkwardly run in slowly motion to the little door, and then disappear to my room.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

I sat at the kitchen bench, with my now empty bowl, just staring at it “I just don’t know where it all went” I cried out and face planted on the marble counter top.

I was alone, since the boy’s got bored and left while I was eating.

Someone comes in and I peek to see Liam “Hi Liam!” I jump up and wave at him in a hyper way… need. More. Fruit Loops.

 He stopped and stare’s at me with an odd look “Okay, what did you do NOW?”

“I didn’t do anything, nope not nothing at all. Stop making stuff up… and sorry for knocking you out earlier” I scratch the back of my head awkwardly and looked down at my empty bowl.

“It’s okay… where did that bowl come from? I don’t remember ever having a bright orange bowl here?”

“Uh…… space aliens” I answered.

“No really, where did it come from?” he pressed… shit.

“YOUR BUTT!” I screamed and threw the bowl at him. I saw him catch it, but I was already running up the stairs.

I ran into the first room and into their wardrobe… where I found a mountain of Oreo’s “Mother of god” I whisper in awe.

But they had something written on them, I looked to see my name written on them “That dirty little Leprechaun” I hissed, seeing polo’s and white sneaker’s in there also.

I close the door and start to eat them; they’re just too tempting not to!

Half way through them, I heard someone walk into the room “Aww, crap” I say as someone yank’s the door open.

I looked up to see Niall. He saw me and narrowed his eyes at me “Give me the Oreo’s, and no one gets hurt”

“NO! Fuck you, they have me name on them!” he tackled me, my head banged against the cupboard door and we both rolled out and onto the floor, I was clutching a box of Oreos to my chest.

I held them tighter as he tried to pry the last box from my hand’s “LET GO!” he yelled at me.

“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”

“That will be arranged” I looked  to see Niall looking at me darkly… oh shit.

He was about to attack me when Zoo burst through the bed room door “AWW HELL NAW!” she scream’s while tackling him to the ground.

I sat there for a second before going to sit on his bed and watch them roll around on the ground as I snacked on Oreos.

“A little help would be satisfactory!” Zoo yell’s at me as she roll’s over Niall.

“Oh, oh yeah, LIAM!!!!” I screamed for Liam.

I see Zoo face palm and put Niall in the sleeper hold, eventually making him fall asleep. She smirk’s at her work.

I help her drag Niall into his wardrobe, full of empty boxes of Oreos.

A hidden compartment fell, and I saw MORE Oreo’s. Zoo put them on a wagon, she’s magic, I swear, and she wheels the mountain into her room and then we helped move them into our secret room, where nobody, but us know that they’re there.

“Don’t worry brah, it’s where I hide my cheesits as-well” Zoo say’s, seeing my worried look.

I grin at her “YAY!” and then skip out of the secret room, on a full sugar rush.

I skipped down the hall, only to get grabbed “Why is everyone grabbing me today?!” I looked to see Liam.

“Oh… hey….” I awkwardly tried to remove my arm from his grip, but he just wouldn’t let go.

‘Zoo, help me’ I send a message telepathically to Zoo.

‘You’re on your own, karma’s a bitch’ I sent her a mental middle finger, as I tried to retrieve my arm back from Liam.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

I go into my room and start making prank call’s, leaving Kitty all alone.

She needs to know how to handle these situations... and there funny to watch her socially awkwardness.

I dialled a random number “I don’t know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you” I growl before hanging up, this is going to be fun.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

“Where were you last night?”

“Uh, Zoo’s room?” I wriggle in his grip.

“How? Where? What were you doing in there?”

I frown “Sheesh, lay off brah, I got stuff to do” I try to rip my arm out of his grip.

“No, tell me” I stare at him, getting all serious.

“You really want to know?” he nods.

“You promise not to tell a soul?” he nodded once more, what is with him and only nodding?!

“Well… Zoo and I, we went. To. NARNIA!” I yelled in his face, before legging it to my room.

Hey, I didn’t technically lie. We went through Zoo’s cupboard, through the door, and ended up somewhere… technically Narnia.

But we were in some trippy version, where we ended up in some lunatic’s murder room, found Charlie and Dan, which I am defiantly not complaining about.

Instead of my room, I ran into Zoo’s. I ran to the hidden room and locked the door once I crawled in there. I heard Zoo make prank call’s and I smirk.

I start to freak out, oh crap.

I get out and grabbed Zoo’s wrist and dragged her through the hidden door. I close and lock it once more, and then I heard Liam entering the room and searching through it.

I grabbed her hand, and dragged her to Dan’s, for refuge.

We tumble out of the door and legged it for the first opened door we saw. I dived under the bed while Zoo jumped into the wardrobe.

I see a pair of under wear next to me and I shiver “Dude, these better be clean” I shivered again.

Suddenly, the bed room door burst open and I stiffened, but only realized it is Charlie, and his girlfriend.

‘Oh shit, free bitch fight! Where’s the popcorn?’ I joked through our mind link.

But pretty soon, it became some serious and shocking shit.

They were swearing and screaming at each other for an hour, literally.

I didn’t know Charlie had it in him.

And I’m pretty sure my jaw was on the ground at some of this swear words he used and come backs… which I will be stealing.

And finally, they broke up, which shocked me.

I lay under the bed in shock, holy fudge nuts!

I shipped them!

Da fuq bro?!

MY SHIPPING FAILED ME. I pulled a ‘ D: ‘ face.

I freaked out and started to yell at Zoo through our mind link.

‘Shh child, I shall be a better match for him’ wait, back the fuck up.

‘I THOUGHT YOU LIKED LOUIS!’ I screamed throughout mind link, right now, I’m pretty fucking confused.

Fuck people’ feeling’s, they’re so confusing!

‘I’m undecided, okay! It’s not like either of them would date me… and Charlie’s the only single one… as of now’

‘ummm, yeah’ I mentally whistle, trying to be innocent. I then saw the girl leave and Charlie fell to the ground.

I crawled my way out from underneath the bed and touched his shoulder. He jumped and stared at me “Are you alright, Charlie bear?” I asked him quietly.

“Yeah, I’m fine, wait…. WHAT THE FUCK” I wince, damn Charlie, I am not used to you swearing!

I jumped back in shock “Holy shit, you just swore!” I gasped and held a hand over my heart, “THE WORLD IS ENDING! THAT NEAKED GUY IN THE STREET WITH A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK WAS RIGHT!”  I whisper screamed in horror.

“Yeah, I actually cuss quite a lot off of the camera…” he trails off, smiling innocently.

Zoo decides to burst out of the wardrobe like Jackie Chan and screams, “LIES!”

Charlie does a little spaz attack dance “WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?!”

I grin like an idiot “Well, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they-“

Charlie’s expression went to a horrified one and Zoo decided to continue “And they begin to have intercourse, probably multiple times, seeing as you don’t always get fertilized o the first try” she stand’s there, doing hand motions to help him understand.

I grin evilly before continuing “Then the women start’s to feel queasy, after one or numerous amounts of sexual intercourse. She start’s to feel off, and can throw up. There’s a eighty nine percent chance she will be throwing up. Which will then lead to taking a pregnancy test, or going to her doctor, Zoo, would you like to explain how the pregnancy test work’s?” I ask, trying not to laugh.

“NO! I GET IT, I MEANT WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”

Zoo sigh in relief “Good, ‘cause I don’t know how the pregnancy test’s work”

I scoff and look at Charlie, scorning his interruption in our speech “Rude”

Zoo stand’s there for a second, staring at Charlie. We both looked at him, Zoo turned and started to flick through stuff on the table “Oh, this is Dan’s room” Zoo say’s.

I grin and look around, if you haven’t noticed, we’ve kind of just ignored Charlie’s question.

I went and start to go through his CD’s.

“Well, how would you expect me to act when people break into my house?”

“That’s uncalled for Charlie. It’s not even your house… I think. Oh, and we didn’t break in. NOPE. Kay, bye!” Zoo say’s, before walking out to get Cheesits from the kitchen.

I sigh and turn around, going all councillor on Charlie “So, wanna talk about it?” it’s odd, how I’m socially awkward, but I’m a good councillor and advice giver to people, oh, and don’t forget a quick plan genius.

He looks around nervously and finally make’s eye contact “Talk about what….?” I give him an un-amused look.

“Why you two were fighting?”

“Well because…. You see…” he scratched the back of his natural coloured hair.

“Go on” I fold my arm’s, waiting for him to continue.

“Well, you see…” my eye twitches.

“Just spit it out already! How can I help you if you won’t even tell me what’s wrong?!”

“Fine! Okay, so I, kindalikeZoeysothat’swhymeandmygirlfriendgotintoafightandnowIwanttogooutwithZoeybutI’mafraidshe’llsayno”

“A little slower, maybe?”

“Okay, fine. So, I kind like Zoey so that’s why my girlfriend and I got in a fight, and now I want to go ask out Zoey, but I’m afraid she’ll say no”

I stare at him, examining his body language “I think she’ll say yes, but I’m not her. It’s a fifty, fifty shot man, go for it. But I swear, to Oreo God, if you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and make sure no one will ever, ever see you again. You will be in my cellar, being torture daily, for years and years, and once you’re twenty nine and nine months, I will kill you painfully, but slowly so you know not to hurt her”

He stares at me in shock and horror “You’re a really good friend…”

I shrug “She’s basically my sister, now, you need to ask her out in a memorable way, that way, and she will always remember you. And if anyone else asks her out, she’ll just compare you to him, and think ‘Charlie did it better’, now, do you want to start planning?”

He nod’s “Good, let’s start, shall we?” I grin at him, this is going to be fun!

~ Zoey’s POV ~

I skip into Dan’s room, with my bag full of Cheesit’s and see Kitty with her plotting/brainstorming face on.

I cheerily sit down beside her and smile “What’re we planning for?”

“Go away Zoo, private thinking” with that, Kitty pushes me out of the room and I can’t help but feel rejection.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

I grab Charlie’s hand and pulled him into the wardrobe “Now she can’t hear us” he nodded.

I get a mentally hurt look from Zoo; hopefully she will thank me in the future.

“Right’, so let’s do this!” Charlie and I started planning.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

I shrug, not getting a reply from Kitty and I walked into a room to find Dan sitting there, editing his video.

I sit down next to him and help him film the remainder of his video and helped him edit it as-well.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

“Okay, so how about I make a video, of me asking her out” I stare at Charlie, a wide grin forming.

I glomped him “Charlie, I love you! It’s perfect! Let’s do this” I say seriously.

I burst out of the wardrobe and set up a camera “Let’s do this shit”

I look at him with determination.

“Will this plan work?” Charlie asks, half way through the video.

“Maybe, you just gotta trust me Charlie…”

“Okay….”

“Let’s do this chizz”

~ Zoey’s POV ~

Dan looks at me as I put a effect into his video “Hey, Zoey”

“Yes Mr. Glabella stroker?” I ask, not looking away from the screen.

“Does… er, does-does…. DoesCaitlinhaveasecretboyfriendorsomething?” I look at him blankly.

“Say that, just little more slowly, please”

“Does Caitlin have a secret boyfriend, or something?”

I stare at him before replying “Of course not… why, do you fancy her?”

He just turn’s bright red, and returns his attention to his laptop screen and continues editing.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

Charlie and I had finally finished the video and I grinned at him “She is so going to be shock; I wish I could film her reaction”

I laughed and looked at him “Are you sure you want to upload it though?”

“Yeah, I’m sure…” I nodded.

“Upload it, because I do not want to be held responsible for this… if things don’t turn out the way they’re supposed to” I say.

I say his face flicker with hesitation, maybe that wasn’t the best thing to say?

“JUST UPLOAD IT, OR I’LL STEAL ALL OF YOUR GOOD SHIT!” I yelled at him and pressed the Upload button.

Well, there’s no turning back now.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

“Hey! Charlie posted a new video!” Dan say’s.

“Ohhhhh! Let’s watch it!” I press the video eagerly and watched it.

We watched as Charlie greeted everyone and awkwardly start blabber about something.

“Charlie, hurry up and ask her” I heard Kitty whisper from behind the camera?

Ask who what?

“Zoey, will you go on a date with me?” and then the video ended.

I sat there in shock, my jaw on the floor. Dan looks at me expectantly “You okay?” he looks at me a bit freaked out.

“That boy….” Then, I started to fan girl.

“Woah” Dan say’s, watching me do the in-betweeners dance.

“You are quite the fan, I’m guessing” Dan smirks at me, as I start to do a happy dance, on hyper mode.

I stop and scratch the back of my head awkwardly “Well, I mean, kind. But mostly because I’ve never been asked out on a date before…” I trailed off.

“WHAT?!” Dan scream’s at me. He grab’s me by the shoulder’s and shake’s me.

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

“Um, nop? Chill out brah”

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

Charlie and I were secretly watching her reaction from the door “You’re in bro” I smacked Charlie on the back.

He straightens up and walks in.

Zoo turn’s, and her face lights up like a Christmas tree “YES BITCH!”

I laugh as she glomps him and grin’s he grins at Dan and I. Dan and I gave him the thumbs up “Man, I should start a dating service”

Charlie laughed “Yeah, your pretty good” I nodded.

“Damn straight. But remember, you hurt her-“

“I know, I know!” he yells, turning bright red.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

I stand there awkwardly before remembering Dan’s and I’s conversation.

About him fancying my little Kitty Cat.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

I cleared my throat “Might as-well be straight forward here” everyone looks at me.

“Huh?” they all said.

“Oh nothing, just that, DAN FANCIES KITTY!”

~ Caitlin’s POV !

I stand there for a second, completely confused.

I looked at Dan who was turning red “huh?” I ask everyone.

“NOTHING!” Dan screams and cover’s Zoo’s mouth and drag’s her out of the room…

Should I help her?

I turned to Charlie, who looked quite amused “What did I miss?”

He laughs “You’ll find out sooner or later”

I made a ‘ -.- ‘ face.

I hate when people don’t tell me something, and everyone knows what’s happening.

~ Zoey’s POV ~

Dan pushed me down onto the couch “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ZOEY?!”

“Woah, it just needed to be put out there, oh, and she already called dibs on you anyway”

He stop’s and stare’s at me for a second “For real?”

“Yeah”

“Still, I wanted tell her in my own way!”

“No you weren’t, you were just gonna keep putting it off because you’re a coward Daniel. Now, go ask her yourself”

“…………. You know, I may not have been your friend for long, but you know me well. But I need a way to ask her out, like Charlie did for you. And I’m going to come up with it my own way”

“Fine, well, start thinking smarty pants”

“Wait, but I’m sooooooooooooooo lllaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyy! Can’t you do it for me? Oh look! I forgot I have an exam tomorrow!” I stare at him in un-amusement.

“Yep, you guys are perfect for each other, this is exactly what she would be doing in your situation”

“Well, since you’re so perfect for each other, GO ASK HER OUT YOURSELF! TROLOLOLOL!” I scream and did cartwheels out of the room.

“Oh god…” I heard him say after I left.

~ Caitlin’s POV ~

I look up to see Zoo walking into the room and I freak out “AHHHHHH! IT’S THE EXORCISM COMING TO LIFE!” I screamed and ran, straight into a bloody wall.

And then I started to run in circles, as Zoo kept coming towards me, on her hands.

She stands up right on her feet, smirking at me “You forgot I did gymnastics for over thirteen years again, didn’t you?”

“HOLY SHIT! I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO INJURE YOU! YOU BITCH! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!” I screamed at you.

Zoo face palms “Well, quit suffering from memory loss, and it wouldn’t be a problem”

*~*~*~*

Author’s Note: AND CUT SCENE!

Man, Z and I should be comedians.

Hope you guy’s enjoyed it, and sorry for the wait!

I am now going to bed… it’s six a.m….. I have to wake up in an hour .-.

SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE?!

Anyway, here are next chapter’s teaser’s, until next time my little POPTART’S!

“Aww yeah, ZoCa is in the house”

“I’M HOME BITCHES!”

“Z-Zayn need’s to remember to put tanning lotion on”

“Oh god, I’m dying”

“Should we help her?”

“Are you dying?”

“FOOOOOOOOD!”

“HOLY FUDGE NUT’S… they have Red Vine’s”

“Grab the Nandos, and run, do not, and I must repeat, do not, look back”

“KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!”

“NOOOOO! MY TOASTER! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN MY LOVE!”

“BITCH, YOU WILL FUCKING SHARE, OR I WILL END YOU”

“Who’s Louis?”

“So, you watched me sleep? Did you change your name from Edward Cullen?”

“Wait, I smell Nandos?”

“YOU’VE REPLACED ME?!”

“OOOOOOOHHHHH, BUSTED”

“Woah man, she is pissed!”

“Caitlin, why are you covered in bruises?”

“Zoo, let him go”

“And it suddenly it turns into a Porno…”

“OH MY GOD! A DARK WIZARD!”

“NEVER! SAFETY IS FOR WUSSES!”

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE MOTHR FUCKER’S!”

“I THINK WE’RE GONNA DIE!”

“I’m Cody, Cody Bank’s”

“Kitty, I love you, but shut up”

“Okay, left or right?”

“Fuck this shit”

“ZOO! RUN!”

“WHERE ARE YOU ZOEY?! I’VE- WE’VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!”

“Guy’s don’t freak out… but I’m in the hospital”

UNTIL NEXT TIME YOU OREO AND CHEESIT LOVER :)