~ Caitlin's POV ~

"I am so sorry, I had forgotten that you are some freaky persona who does those creepy thing's before entering the room and scaring the shit out of me!"

"I HAVE TO RELEASE MY ENERGY SOMEHOW! WHY MUST YOU JUDGE ME?! ZOCA IS OVER!" 

I stopped and looked at her in shock.

Our sistah-mance is over?

I gasp and start crying "FINE! I'll go somewhere else, where I am wanted!" I scream at her before walking to the secret door and walking through it.

I came out from the secret door and walked out of her room. 

I walked out and straight into my room and locked the door. I digged through the boxes in there and found my iPod. I put my head phone's in and press play, I climbed up into the air vent's and started to crawl through them while listening to some My Chemical Romance.

~ Zoey's POV ~

"Where did she go?" I looked at Dan.

"The air vent's, probably..." 

Dan and Charlie give me a look as if to say 'Say whhaaattt?'

I smirk "Yeah, you heard correctly. WELL, CHOW FOR NOW! MY BOYS AND FOOD ARE PROBABLY MISSING ME!" 

I ran out, hearing Dan's and Charlie's conversation "She stole our food, didn't she?"

I grin and heard Charlie, "Yeah"

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I crawl through the air vent's, listening to Maroon Five, love those guy's.

Suddenly I heard a groan from underneath me over the song, One Night.

"Not again" I groaned and it gave way.

I didn't even scream this time and landed on a bed.

"I AM BATMAN BITCHES!" I grin and looked around.

"Oh, hey Zayn..." his jaw was on the ground, his eyes wide with shock and a brush was left dangling in his hair.

"D-did you just drop from the....?" 

"Yep, air vent's, me Batman... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I put  my finger to my lips and shh'd him.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I run into the living room screaming, "I'M HOME BITCHES!"

Everyone besides Zayn and Kitty run into the room, I wonder where they are?

I looked to see everyone running at me, besides Zayn and Kitty, this is going to hurt.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I stare at Zayn for a minute "Hey, Zayn?"

"Yes?"

"........ You gotta put some pant's on man!" I say, covering my eyes with my hand's.

"OH SHIT!" Zayn yelled and I burst out laughing and rolled around on the bed while holding my side's in pain, my eyes still closed.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I prepare myself for impact and closed my eyes. but it never come's.

I slowly open my eyes to see Louis standing in front of me protectively "YOU SAVED ME LOUBEAR!" I cheer and glomp him.

He hug's back hesitantly, fuck yeah, bitches be mad.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I stumble out of Zayn's room in hysterics. I leaned against the wall, howling in laughter.

"What's wrong with you?" I looked up through the tear's to see Harry staring at me curiously.

I fell to the ground, crying really badly from laughter, I could now help the sea rise by the rate i'm going at.

"Z-Zayn need's to put tanning lotion on" I splutter out and looked at Zayn's bed room door to see him standing there, in elmo pant's, his face bright red.

I laughed even harder, if that was possible.

My side's were killing me as he stare's at me in un-amusement.

I bang my fist against the floor as I felt myself getting a six pack.

"Oh god, i'm going to die" I paused for a second, before doubling over in laughter once more.

'He was naked, wasn't he?' Zoo mind messaged me.

"YES!" I screamed out like a nutter.

I rolled across the floor even more, my face burning red as I cried harder and harder and my stomach aching.

I looked up through the tear's to see Zayn giving me a 'Really?' look.

I howled in more laughter as he stared at me having my little laughing fit.

"Should we help her?" I heard Liam ask.

~ Zoey's POV ~

"Should we help her?" Liam asked me.

I looked Kitty, nah.

Niall walk's into the hall way and stare's at Kitty for a second, before walking over to her and poking her cheek "Caitlin? Are you dying?" 

Caitlin wheezed, and breathed in deeply, before going into a more insanical laughing fit than before.

"I'll take that as a yes?" Niall look's around innocently, and clue-less to what to do.

"I'll handle it" I rolled my eyes and walked up to Kitty.

"Caitlin?"

"Y-yeah?"

"FOOD!" I screamed.

She jolted up, Zayn's manhood or what ever obviously forgotten and she ran down the  hall way and down the stairs, screaming "MINE!"

The boy's stair at me as if I was some goddess, I am... of Cheesits.

"Teache us your ways, almighty goddess of the night" Louis beg's, getting down on his knee's.

Pfft, I am the goddess of Cheesits, BITCH.

"No time for a peasant" I wave my hand dismissively at him..

"THEY HAVE CHEESITS!" I heard Kitty scream from down stairs.

In an instant, I was at the bottom step and running into the kitchen.

I look around wildly and saw Kitty holding a massive bag of Cheesits out for me. I rip it out of her hands and grin "Zoca is back bitches"

"HOLY FUDGE NUT'S! THEY HAVE RED VINES!" I see Kitty going around and pretending to be a StarKid again.

I crawl on top of the frige with my cheesits and grin "Oh dear god, I could die up here" I say, while shovelling the delicious product into my mouth.

"Dude, I am way ahead of you" I look down to see Kitty face plant into a bag of Doritos.

"Say, you guy's wouldn't have a pack of sour patch kid's by any chance, do you?" I look at Liam as he entered.

"Yeah..." 

"I BAGGSIES THEM!" Kitty and I scream in perfect sync. 

We glare at each other before giving each other a smile "Twin sharing!" we cheered and high fived each other, and then continued eating our food.

"You guy's way to much. I'm going to get bank rupted by this rate" Liam mutter's and look's at the empty food cupboard.

Niall sigh's and goes to his emo corner for a while while I stuff my face with Kitty.

I jump down off of the freezer and Kitty walked past me and opened the freezer "Psst, Z! There's frozen Nando's in here!" 

I turn around, wide eyed and whisper "Grab the Nando's, and run, do not, and I must repeat, do not, look back. We'll go to Charlie's and steal his microwave"

"Oh my god, you evil genius" Kitty grin's at me before slowly grabbing the bag's and putting it under her shirt... she look's like she's pregnant with little Nando babies.

"Hey Z! I'm from the show!" she strike's pose and I burst out laughing.

"Who da daddy?" I say all ghetto like.

"YOUR DA DADDY!" she point's at Harry who stare's in horror.

We crack up and then finally noticed we could hear someone growling. We turn to see Niall "FUCK! I KNEW HE WAS A NEKKO!" Kitty screamed.

"SHIT! HE DID NOT LIKE THAT!" I scream and grab onto her hand.

"RUN!" I yelled in her face and she ran.

I run after her, pausing at the Blender. I pick it up and throw it at Niall "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" I screamed and saw Kitty walk back into the kitchen.

"Did you give birth?" I looked at her, amused.

"Yeah, fuck that shit, i'm never doing that again" she pat's her flat stomach.

"Holy shit man! We're fucking dangerous!" she see's Niall in Harry's arm's, shitting himself, and as Liam was placing the broken blender on the table.

A/N: Warning: No Niall Horan's we're injured or harmed in this story.

She then see's the toaster "Oh shit..." I mutter.

"OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DO A MIKEY WAY MOTHER FUCKAH'S!" Kitty grab's a fork from the draw and tries to stick it into the toaster.

"No, bad Caitlin" Liam said, while taking the fork from her.

"Aww" she pouts and looks at me with puppy dog eyes. Fuck. When she does that, I swear, she get's everything.

Liam stop's and stare's at her, and she cracked a grin, while grab another fork from the draw and give it to her.

Liam stare's at me as if I just committed the worst crime in history... again.

I shrug "Hey, I can't give in with that puppy dog look she give's me"

I grabbed her arm and pull her away from the toaster and started to drag her away from it "NOOOOOOOOO! MY TOASTER! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN MY LOVE!"

Kitty scream's as I dragged her up the stairs and into my room.

I pick the bag's of Nando's and clutched them to my chest "I am so legalizing marry Nandos" I grin.

"MY NANDOS!" Kitty and I heard Niall scream from down stairs, guess he didn't forget... damn.

We grab all the bag's and threw them through the small door, before disappearing into it.

"RUN MOFO!" I screamed as we run through the creeper muderer's place and got to Charlie's place.

"Wait, we can't let them know our secret door is there" Kitty stop's half way.

"Don't worry, it automatically has a wall slide back over it once it shuts. They'll never find it" 

"OH MY GOD. I love whoever built this house!" she grin's.

We then army crawl into the You Tuber's kitchen.

 Kitty has an instant smile on her face once she see's Dan in the kitchen, flipping through a Delia Smith cook book. We stand up behind him, Kitty just staring at him with a smile on her face. I sigh after a couple minutes of him not noticing us and slapped the book out of his hands.

"WHERE'S YOUR MICROWAVE, BITCH?!" I screamed.

Dan look's at me and then does his microwave onomatopoeic thing.

I roll my eyes and search the microwave. I found it and shoved a bag of Nando's into the microwave.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

After staring at Dan, I snapped out of it and then walked into their lounge room.

I looked at the three couches and then laid down on the comfiest looking one. 

I fell asleep instantly, point for me bitches.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I take the bag out and walk into the lounge room and found Kitty asleep.

"Awww, ickle Kitty fell asleep!" I pet her head and then sat in an arm chair, and started to devour the bag of Nandos.

Someone walk's in and I glance up before I continued shoveling Nandos into my face "Can I have some?" Dan asked.

I look at him and jump up, spinning on the spot before striking a ninja pose.

"If you want to die. Can't you just eat some of your own food?"

"I would, but you ate it all"

"Not my problem"

"Fine" he narrowed his eyes at me and walk's into the kitchen.

He walk's back int the room moment's later, holding a bag of Cheesits "I guess since your not sharing, I won't either"

I gave him my famous death glare "BITCH, YOU WILL BE FUCKING GIVING ME THE CHEESITS OR I WILL END YOU!" I threated him.

"But, what will Kitty do if you woke her? And then she find's that you have hurt me?" 

I narrow my eye's at him, fuck, he's good.

"Kitty will understand, Kitty get's me. Don't play this game with me, boy. Hand over the god damned cheesits, and nobody get's hurt"

"Hand over the Nandos then, and I won't get Charlie" he growled back at me.

"What's Charlie going to do? Protect your sorry ass when I go ninja on you?" I scoffed.

"Maybe, or I could just ask him to un-ask you out"

"I WILL STILL HAVE LOUIS THEN!"

"What?" I slap my hand over my mouth, shit.

I shake my head "What was that, about having someone named Louis?" Dan interrogated me.

"I-I didn't say anything. Nope. You didn't hear anything! I, uh, yeah..." I scratched the back of my head with the hand not occupied by Nandos.

"Who's Louis?" Dan narrowed his eyes at me.

"Just uh, a friend of mine. Yep, okay, well this is sufficiently awkward. I think i'mma gonna go. Thank's for your microwave" I say before legging it for the door and crawling through it.

Thank god I escaped.

That would have been really bad if I didn't get out of there in time.

I get back into my room and started to play my xBox.

~ Kitty's POV ~ Three Hour's Later ~

I slowly open my eyes to find Phillip Lester in front of me, half an inch away "You're finally away..."

We both stare at each other before I scream, "HOLY SHIT!" 

We springed apart, me falling backwards off of the couch, like a boss my I add.

I clambered back onto my feet and eyed Phil as he stared at me sheepishly "Oh, sorry, I had just been waiting to sit on that couch" I looked around... three empty couches, and two empty arm chairs.

What is he? Sheldon Cooper or something?

"So, you decided to become a sparkly vampire and watch me sleep? Did you change your name from Edward Cullen?"

"NAw, I've only been there for the past minute and a half, I saw you stirring"

"Um, okay, you creepy child stalker" I grin at him.

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

We started to argue if Phil was a creepy child stalker for ten minutes straight.

"Wait!" I held my hand up and sniffed the air.

"I smell Nandos" I scope out the room and found a bag on the arm chair.

I pick up the bag and do a happy dance "SCORE! Want some?" I looked at Phil and he grins.

We split the bag of Nandos in-between us and we both sat on the couch, eating the deliciousness.

Dan stroll's into the room and then spotted us "WHAT?! YOU SHARE WITH HIM, BUT ZOEY REFUSES TO GIVE ME SOME?!" he yelled.

Phil and I look at each other and giggle "That's 'cause he's my new brother" I side hug Phil who give's me a side hug back.

"Family for life!" we say in perfect sync and then grin at each other.

We both look back at Dan who is blinking at us "You guy's have know each other for ten minutes, and your already decided to become an un-biological family?"

"Yes" I grin.

"We're just that awesome" Phil said and I high fived him.

"Right on" I smirk.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I was playing Sonic when someone walk's in. 

I ignore them, trying to get through a stage i've  died in five time's... I was starting to get pissed.

"Hey, have you seen Caitlin?" Liam asked.

Instead of awkwardly shifting my eyes and stuttering, I reply confidently and didn't avert my eyes from the television "Not lately, but I can find her if you'd like"

"Sure, that'd be great"

"Okay" I nod, he leave's the room and I quickly save the game and bolt for the secret door. I climbed through it and ran all the way to Charlie's and Dan's house.

I crawl out from the door and stand. I walk into the lounge room to find Phil and Kitty be all siblingish.

"YOU'VE REPLACED ME?!" I screamed.

Kitty looked up at me with an hurt expression "No, how could I ever replace my twin? That's just sad that you thought I could ever replace you" Phil rub's Kitty's back and then look's at me.

"I'm now your older brother" I inspect his face to see if AmazingPhil was lying.

"You mean... I get an Famous YouTuber older brother?" 

He nod's and I scream and attack him "I'M SO SORRY TWIN! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!" I scream, as I rub my face against Kitty's, while my arm was wrapped securely around Phil's neck.

"You're forgiven" Kitty chuckles.

"Or, you can just tackle me to the floor and injure me, that work's too" 

"I MUST MAKE IT UP TO YOU!" I stand up and run into the kitchen.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

Phil, Dan and I look at each other before running after her, please don't let her burn down the kitchen.

PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE.

"Dan, Phil... I hope you have an fire extinguisher" I tried to laugh off my nerves as Zoo pulled out random kitchen utensils.

"Let's go find one!" 

~ Three hour's later ~

Dan, Phil and I haven't been able to find a fire extinguisher, in the fucking mansion.

At all.

What kind of mansion is this?!

"DONE!" we heard Zoo call.

We all looked at each other and ran for the kitchen.

We found Zoo holding a massive plate with a HUGE stack of pan cake's.

Phil and I look at each other and push Dan forward, at least we'll know if it's poisoned.

Zoo shove's a Blue Berry pan cake into Dan's mouth and he chew's slowly. His eyes start to widen slowly and his gorgeous brown eyes light up. He drop's to his knee's and scream's "I WORSHIP YOU!"

"Have you no taste bud's?" I ask him, completely confused.

Zoo quickly shove's another pan cake into my mouth and I collapsed onto my knee's "DELIAH SMITH"

I start to worship Zoo as I saw from the corner of my eye that Phil still look's wary about Zoo's pan cake's.

Dan and I grab onto Zoo's leg's and beg for more. She grin's and slowly walk's to Phil, dragging Dan and I with her.

"Open your mouth big bro" he open's his mouth to say something and she just shove's it into his mouth.

And chew's it. He swallows it "That taste's better than Dan's Deliah Smith pancake's!" he stare's at Zoo in awe.

"Yeah, I can cook. Suck it" she then put twenty pan cake's on three plate's. She start's to clean up the kitchen as we shovelled them into our mouth's as if we haven't eaten in year's.

I started to hum and make a pan cake house, 'cause i'm awesome "Delicious, when did you get lessons?" I asked Zoo as  I cut into my pan cake house.

"Self-taught"

I stare at her in awe and she crack's a smile. Then her face goes black "Oh. God. We're in so much trouble"

"Why?" I stare at her in confusion.

"How long have we been gone for? Over three hour's, for me. For you, way longer. The boy's, there's either a huge shit storm going down back there, or they don't care at all. Or haven't noticed"

She check's her phone "Okay, so about a thousand text messages from Loubear"

"I guess they've noticed then"

"Who's LouBear?" Charlie popped up next to Zoo, giving her and I a heart attack.

"OOOOHHHH, BUSTED!" I snicker and sit back, stealing Dan's pan cake's and got ready for the show.

"A persona, What's it to ya?"

"As your boyfriend-"

"Oh hellll naw, you ain't even mag boyfriend yet! And you think you can control me? What ever. You know what? FUCK YOU" she storm's out, but before she left she kicked a hole in the wall and tipped the kitchen table.

I slowly chew Dan's pan cake's as everyone stare's after Zoo. We all then look at Charlie "Woah man, she is pissed" Dan say's, and stare at him in amusement.

I stood and stretched "I should go make sure she doesn't kidnap the ice cream man again, see you soon brother, Dan and Charlie" I give them a mock salute before hurrying after Zoo.

I walk down One Direction's stare's and into the living room to see Zoo screaming and ripping up and throwing deformed pillows around the place.

"Woah honey, what'd the pillows ever do to you?"

Zoo stopped and turned her glare at me "How about we, um, go kill some troll's?" I suggested.

"Man, i'm just to socially awkward, it's really starting to get really old"

I frown and then look back at Zoo who was still on a rampage "How about some cheesits?"

She glare's at me somemore "Sooo..... I guess that's a no?"

I go into a 'I surrender' pose as she step's toward's me.

"Nice Zoey, shh it's okay, I have cheesits?" I throw her an emergency pack I alway have on me at her. She catches them and run's into a corner and eat's them slowly.

"Holy crao"

I turn to see Liam, an inch away from me "HOLY SHIT?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" I screech.

"I live her"

"NO, why are you in here? In my bubble ass hole"

"Because"

"Because, why?" 

"I heard some screaming and shouting..."

"And you, came in here? Next time, here's some advice, don't come in or she'll attack you and skin you alive, and i'm not joking" 

He's stare's at me for a second, before looking over at Zoo as she goes all Gollum over her Cheesit bag.

He slowly walk's forward and she hisses, and hug's her Cheesits tighter. Louis  run's in and apparently understands what's happening. He walks up to her and sits beside me and I just stare at him in shock as she just look's at him and pet's his hair.

Then she offer's him a Cheesit and I gasp "HOLY FUCK! LOUIS, YOU'RE IN BRAH!" I scream and run out of the room.

I hear Louis do a victory shout.

~ Zoey's POV ~

Kitty run's out of the room and Liam look's after Kitty, completely confused over the scenario.

Louis does a victory cheer.

I stare at him for a moment before shrugging. I soon leaned on Louis' shoulder and fell asleep.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn ninja, karate chopping the hand and jumping away "Oh, hey Liam"

"What was that about?"

"Well, Louis and I had a lovely and informal little conversation a couple day's ago..."

Liam gives me a stern look and impatiently tap his foot "About what?"

"I can't tell you, believe me, I want to, but I have sworn to secrecy, and I do not want to receive the repercussions if I told you" I look down at my feet, shuffling awkwardly.

"Okay... Hey, does Zoey like Louis by any chance?" Liam ask's awkwardly.

"I actually don't know anymore" I say after a moment of silence.

I sighed and looked at him "But, I can tell you this, there's a shit storm coming, and more than one persona is going to get hurt"

I stand there and think for a second "She did like him though, not sure about now, but wait, isnn't he dating, um, Danielle? Or something?" I ask him.

"No, that's me, he's dating Eleanor" Oooooh, okay. OUCH.

Well, there goes that feeling out the window. 

"Man, there's gonna be a BIG storm then" I chuckled.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I woke up and stretched "Hello, Love. I was wondering if you..."

I stare at him, waiting for him to finish his sentence.

"Wanted to meet my girlfriend?"

"But, wait, you have a girlfriend?" I ask.

Great, since well, this suck's.

"I do, I was asking if you wanted to meet her...?"

"Erm, sure"

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I stare at my shoes before moving my faze to Liam "Liam.... I want to ask you something, and you have to be serious and give me your best answer" I tell him seriously.

"Er, okay?"

".... Liam, can you do me the honors of letting me sit on your bed so I can play call of duty while Zoo is freaking out?"

"I suppose so..." he narrows his eyes at me.

I squeal, hugging him then I ran off.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I awkwardly hold my neck "Well... i'll see ya 'round...." I walk away, found a corner and silently cry.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

"My spidey senses are tingling" I whisper, dropping my controller and stood.

Liam stare's at me "Take over for me" I instruct and walk out of the room.

I went and searched for Zoo, and finally found her in a corner "Oh... Zoo...." I looked at her sadly and picked her up, well, I dragged her to her room.

I sat next to her on her bed as she cried into her pillow. I stay silent as she drowns in her sorrows.

"And he just.... *sob*... It's all my fault! *sob" 

"What is it babe? Come on, you can tell me" I say awkwardly, while sitting there and not knowing what the fuck I should be doing.

"Maybe it's for the best, yeah? Louis can be with Eleanor, and I can be with Charlie..." she cries.

"Naw, that's the, er, positive thinking you need!" I akwardly patted her shoulder.

"But if Eleanor's a bitch, then the deal's off. I can not let poor Louis stay in a relationship with a gold digging bitch" 

I chuckled "Knew you were going to say that. We'll have to come-" I cut myself off as my mobile vibrated in my pocter.

I pulled it out and looked at it "Hey, Zoo, I gotta run, but, if you need anything, just text me, kay?" I see her nod into her pillow and I leg it to my room.

I retrieve my stuff and then run out of the house and into the waiting mini van.

~ Zoey's POV ~

I sat there for awhile and then stood and started to search for food.

I walked into the lounge and Niall, Liam and Zayn looked at me "Where's Caitlin?"

I shrug "I don't know... who want's to watch a movie?" they all grin and I start to look at all the movies to watch.

"I WANNA WATCH FOOT LOOSE!" I screamed.

They all groaned and disagreed... jerks.

"HOW ABOUT THE AVENGERS?!" I suggest... while screaming.

"Seen it to many time's" I stare at Liam... you can't just see the Avenger's to many time's, the weirdo.

"THE EXORCIST! THAT IS MY FINAL SUGGESTION!" I grin wickedly and put the disk into the DVD player.

"Okay...." the boy's look at each other and I sit in-between Niall and Liam.

"You guy's have never seen it, have you?" I grin.

"No...."

"Good" I snicker evilly before pressing play.

"Let the movie begin" I laugh liked an evil villain, and the movie began.

~

"Oh. My. God...." the boy's stare, wide eyed at the television.

"You boy's stay down here, i'll be right back!" I commanded, they all nod and I rush up the stairs and out of sigh.

I use my amazing gymnastics skill and do a back bend.

I then befin crawling down the stairs on my hand, why in the bridge position.

The guy's all looked at me and screamed.

I then twist my body around and crawl the rest of the way down on my hands and feet. I then go right up to Niall and stick my tongue out at him, put it back in, and the repeat that action really quickly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Niall scream's and run's out of the lounge and into his room, the sound of the door locking was the only thing to be heard, since everyone had already done that awhile ago.

I laugh and then walk normally back up the stairs and into my room.

I close the door and go to sleep.

~ Caitlin's POV ~ 5 A.M. ~

I slowly open the front door with a wince...

My joints. They kill.

"Maybe I shouldn't have done an extra round?" I grumbled while carrying my now heavy bag with me and slowly walked up the stairs.

I walked into my room, and dropped my bag.

I quickly rushed into the bathroom and looked at my new forming bruises.

"Maybe next time, I should wear safety padding when I go paint balling...." I patted my pocket of my winnings.

I pulled the rolled up ball of bills into my money box and put it back into my draw of secret stuff... because it's secret.

I looked at the mirror above the draws and looked at a big purple bruise that was forming on my right cheek.

"Yeah, i'm going to buy some padding" I muttered and poked my cheek and winced.

"Anna?" I jumped a couple feet into the air and clutched my heart. I whipped around and looked at Liam.

"Jebus christ Liam!"

"What happened?"

He walked over, his eyes were examining the patches of dark purples and blacks "Pfft... nothing. Night!" I tried to push him out of my room, which worked, and locked my door.

I slowly walked to my bed and laid down, it still didn't have any blankets or pillows, but right now, I don't care.

I fell asleep, my body aching... 

Fucking pricks.

~ Zoey's POV ~

When everyone was a asleep, and I knew that Kitty was in her room, I ninja rolled down the hall way and walked down stairs normally.

I walked into the lounge room and collected the secret camera. I hooked it up to my giant ass mac lap top.

I started to edit of me scaring the guy's on Kitty's and I's joint account on You Tube.

We have a joint one, and then a single one for both of us. I'm pretty sure Kitty has a Bloopers account too though... meh.

And then we both have indiviual game's channel.

I uploaded it and and refreshed the page.

It instantly got 500,000 views, half of what we have on all of our other epic videos.

I smirk and send it to Kitty, daayyuumm, this is gonna be good.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I groaned and turned away from my devil of a phone that lit up.

I tried to g back to sleep.

~ Zoey's POV ~

hang on, she probably went to paint balling.

Must have a paint balling adrenaline hang over.

I heard someone coming down the stairs and I go full ninja mode.

I ninja roll ehind the couch with my lap top and push the lap top under the couch and peeked around it, seeing Niall, that fucker's carrying a box of Cheesits.

"Oh hell nah bro" I growl and ninja roll after him.

He turn's around and see's me, as I lunge at him.

The whole house is awakened by his high pitched girly squeal as we both tumble around, trying to grab the box of Cheesits.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I wince and crawl out of bed, feeling like utter crap.

"Damn Zoo, really? Six a.m?" I mumbled and stumbled down the stairs to see Zoo and Nialler wrestling, while everyone else rubbed their eyes.

"Zoo, let him go" I sighed as I rubbed my face.

"Or I won't be giving you your birthday present"

Zoo growl's and pin's Niall down "Make the damned leprechaun give me the food that is rightfully mine"

"Dude, your present consists of hundreds of cheesits" I groan and  lean against Zayn as he start's falling asleep again.

"Woah Caitlin, WHAT HAPPENED?!" Louis screamed at me.

I rolled my eyes "Zooo..." I warned.

"Well, it isn't our birthday yet. How would you feel if it was Oreo's Niall was eating?"

"Right now, i'm in to much pain to care" I stare at her for a second.

"I'll call Charlie" I grinned wickedly at her.

"Call him. I don't care. He already know's what i'm capable of"

Niall suddenly screams and flips Zoo over "Oh my god, Leprechaun isn't innocent!" Zoo screams.

I rub my temples "And suddenly it turns into a porno... i'm out" I throw my hands into the air and walk out, to tired to care about anything.

~ Zoey'ds POV ~

"Porno? Oh heyll naw.. Not with this one" I head butt him, grabbed the Cheesits and ran for my room, and into Dan's house.

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I fall face first into the closet randomest bed, 'cause that's how I roll. 

And guess.

Come on guess.

That's right, I fell asleep.

~

I wake up and grab my phone, seeing a new video uploaded. I chuckled and walked into my room and grabbed my lap top and opened the lid.

"Hey guy's..." I started to talk about random stuff to my camera.

~ Zoey's POV ~

After watching morning cartoons on the television, I got up and walked into Dan's room.

I found him uploading "HEYYYY DANN!" 

He look's up in surprise "Oh, uhm, hey Zoo"

 I grin and skip over to him "Finally, somebody with my night hour's!"

"Zoo, it's nine a.m"

"Never mind then" 

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I start to edit my video when I checked the time "Nine in the morning? I'm going to Dan's..." I mumble.

I let it upload onto my personal channel and I crawled through Zoo's secret door and into Dan's house "OH MY GOD! IT'S A DARK WIZARD!" I screamed in terror at the sight of Neriom.

He look's at me weirdly and Zoo come's bouncing into the room "TWIN!" we embrace.

"Okay, ow, that hurt" I pull away and look at my now blue, purple and black colored arm's.

"I really need to buy some safety shit, don't I?" I give Zoo a lop sided grin.

"Never! SAFETY I FOR WUSSES!"

 "Yeah, tell that to my back" I laugh and we stand next to each other.

I look at everyone in the room "So, why's there an evil wizard in Dan's, Phil's and Charlie's lounge room?"

"WHERE?!" Zoo yell's and look's around the room, then her eyes landed onto Alex.

She screamed and coward behind me.

"Uh, hi?" the dark wizard greeted us.

"TAKE HER!" I scream and push Dan in front of us.

"I MEAN HIM!" I giggled as he look's at me and roll's his eyes.

Zoo and I look at each other and scream in unison, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE MOTHER FUCKER'S!" and we ran into the bathroom.

I lock the door and then turn to see Phil butt naked in the shower.

We both start screaming, he turned and screamed too.

We tried to un-lock the door but the handle broke off in Zoo's hand.

She start's to bang the on the door repeatedly, searching for away out.

I covered my eyes "AHHHHHH! NAKED PHIL COMING TO LIFE!" I scream and body slammed the door.

We turn to see Phil putting on a towel "AHHH! HIS CHESTAL AREA!" Zoo scream's in horror.

"I THINK WE'RE GONNA DIE!" I scream and fake faint onto the floor.

"YOU KILLED HER!"

"Is it weird that i'm enjoying this?"

"YOU SICK BARSTARD!" Zoo screamed at Phil.

I peek through my eyes to see Zoo scream and start to hit Phil over the head with Head's and Shoulder's shampoo bottle.

He occasionally say's 'ow', and then she hit him upside of his head and accidentally knocked him out.

"Oops?"

"Fuck, ZOO!" I yelled and go up. We look at each other, then to the ventilation system and boosted each other up and started to crawl through the system.

I started to hum mission impossible, before putting on a deep voice "I'm Cody Banks"

"Kitty, I love you, but shut the fuck up" Zoo hissed at me.

"Damn girl, what crawled into your Cheesit box and died?"

"That stupid leprachauns hand" I giggled and we continue on.

I stopped, seeing the vent going two different way's, "Okay, left or right?" I question.

"Left?"

"Okay" We crawled on and continued through the vent's.

We dropped down into an opening, ending up in a room that seemed to be a Doctor Who shrine.

"Man, and I thought my obsession was creepy, but this is whole new level of creepy" I looked at a doll that looked like David Tennant.

I picked it up and put it into my pocket... what? Tennants my man.

"Who's room is this?" Zoo asked me.

"Hello girl's, I see you've found my sanctuary" we both spin around at the sound of the voice.

"AH!" I screamed.

"We're going to die!" Zoo clinged to me and put her in front of me as a shield.

"UNMASK YOURSELF, FIEND!" Zoo screamed from in front of me.

He does, and he reveals himself to be one of our bullies from Middle School.

"Fuck this shit" I yank Zoo back and fly at him.

I tackled him to the ground and we rolled across the floor "ZOO! RUN!" I screamed, pinning the guy down.

"I SHALL NEVER LEAVE YOU, KITTY!" 

"I see you two still have those ridiculous nicknames still"

"Yeah, and you're is Ass Whole" I chuckled.

He pushed me off of him, grabbed me and threw me into the wall. I fell to the ground, groaning in more pain.

"Da fuq man?" I gasped.

~ Zoey's POV ~

"NOBODY FUCKING MESSES WITH MY TWIN!" I bellow and ran, did a double back handed flip and landed on his shoulder's.

Then, I flipped him onto the ground and knocked him unconscious.

"UGH, I can't feel my- I can" I heard Kitty groan. I looked to see her curled up in a ball of pain while clutching her ribs.

I ran over to her and try to pick her up. She winces and I immediately back away "Oh, Kitty..." 

I frantically look around for help. 

If I call Louis, and have him find out about this please?

Or take Kitty myself and have her be in pain?

WHY MUST DECISIONS BE HARD?!

~ Caitlin's POV ~

I lay on the floor in pain, thinking 'How did he get into the You Tuber's house? In fucking England?'

I look up, my senses full of pain "Zoo?" I groaned as my ribs felt like I am a massive weight, slowly breaking every bone in my body.

 ~ Zoey's POV ~

"Time for a magic  trick" I whisper and mentally transfer some of my health and energy into Kitty, so she'll stay awake longer... I hope.

Then I quickly called Dan "Hello?"

"Dan, I need you to help-"

"Zoedy, I'm doing a live show, so I can't really talk"

"BITCH, CAITLIN IS FUCKING DYING. GET YOUR ASS INTO THE DOCTOR WHO ROOM!"

"Oh my god, that play?"

"YES, BITCH, NOW HURRY UP"

I hanged up the phone, Kitty squinting ahead.

Dan rushes in five minutes later "OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" he freaked out, seeing Kitty almost not even moving.

"She was kicking ass, okay? Just c'mon and help me get her to the hospital"

Dan help's me lift Kitty up while she groan's in pain "Aww... i'm sorry Kitty"

"You should be" Kitty grumbled. I chuckled but she curled into a ball in dan's arm's.

"Maybe, not breathing would help the situation" Kitty say's, before legit passing out in Dan's arm's.

"I should be sorry? Bullshit! You just can't kick ass like me!"

"Uhm, Zoo? She's unconscious"

"She can still hear me. MAYBE WE SHOULD DROP YOU! YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT YOU!" I screamed at Kitty, who was still unconscious in Dan's arm's and we transferred her into Dan's brand spanking new car.

I climb into the driver's seat "Erm, Zoo?"

"What?" I look at him innocently.

"Can you drive?" I burst out laughing.

"No. Give me the key's and get in the back" I ordered him and he did. I started to drive, Dan giving me directions to the nearest hospital.

Dan seem's absolutely terrified as I drove, I don't know why, i'm an really good driver- FUCKING OLD LADY! MOVE! THAT BITCH CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!

Anyway, I parked perfectly and I walked out and picked Kitty up and left Dan to handle the car.

I run inside and the nurses immeadiately come to our aid with a stretch.

Dan follow's like a lost puppy as he watches Kitty and I bed surrounded by nurses and I put her into the stretcher.

 Once Kitty was strapped in and they started to roll her down the hall way. I started following her but a nurse stopped me "I'm sorry miss, you're not allowed to pass"

"THE HELL I'M NOT. BITCH, IF YOU DON'T LET ME THROUGH I'MMA HAVE TO MAKE YOU" I screamed at the nurse.

"Miss, you can't-" I then gave her my signature puppy dog eyes and she immediately gave in.

"Erm, i'll just stay here!" I heard Dan yell after me as I hurry after Kitty.

They wheel her her into a room to get X-rayed.

"If she come's out as a mutation, I am not going to be a happy ninja" I grumble and wait for her to be finished getting X-rayed.

~

They wheel her out and into a room, with me following, trying to see what's happening "The results will be back in ten minutes" the nurse chick said, before leaving.

I spent those ten minutes climbing shelves while Kitty slept in a weird state, muttering random word's and giggling at people who weren't there.

The doctor strolled in "She has a small fracture in her spine, and two broken ribs. Besides that, she's fine and she will heal right up"

"Rainbow star fish" I mutter and look at a sleeping Kitty.

"Erm, anything else?" 

"She has a minor concussion, but that should be fine. Just make sure she get's alot of rest" the doctor said before walking out.

I heard Kitty giggle in her sleep and looked at her as she smiled and cooed "Naw, Dahvie!" she giggled.

~

After awhile, some nurses come in with Dan and give's Kitty some pain killer's that completly knocked her out.

Dan sits next to Kitty and I sit ontop of a shelf, watching like a ninja.

I fell asleep on the shelf, I had gotten bored of watching Dan watch Kitty like a creeper.

~

I wake up with someone poking my face. I opened my eyes to see a end of a broom "WHAT?!" I screamed at Dan.

"Some called 'Louis' keeps calling you"

He hand's me my phone and I stare at it for a couple moment's, before pressing the green button.

"Hola?"

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ZOEY?!?! I'VE- WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!!"

"Oh, just the hospital"

"WHAT?!" I heard five  people scream down the phone.

I hold the phone away from my head and looked at a sleeping Kitty, who had a dreamy look still on her face... as Dan watched her sleep.

Still not sure if I should call the directors of Twilight or not.

"Yeah, hospital's are actually really boring..." I looked at Dan, who shake's his head and start's texting someone.

"I should get off the phone, I've always loved hospital food..." I mutter.

"WHY ARE YOU AT THE HOSPITAL?!"

"Kitty got attacked by a dick, no worries. I handled him and got her to the hospital"

"WE'RE COMING! DON'T MOVE!" they hang up the phone where I sit there for a second.

"Oh shit, Dan, you gotta run before they see you and attack you"

"Okay... text me when Caitlin wake's up, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, what ever. tell my bro I say hey" he nod's and walk's out and I jump off of the shelf, and landing on the couch.

I high five myself and put on a perfect face of sorrow, so the boy's (Liam) is less mad a me.

And I sat there and waited.

 *~*~*~*~*

A/N: Hello everyone ^.^

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, Z and I have been messaging like crazy, and I got to start typing to catch up!

Well, here's a teaser for the next Chapter >.<

*~*~*~*

"Trust me, there's been waaaay worse"

"Wait up, Zoo!"

"We broke up"

"Woah"

"I WOULD MURDER SOMEONE FOR A BLACK MUSTANG! DON'T ASK BE ABOUT THE TIME I TRIED TO KNOCK SOMEONE TO STEAL THEIR MUSTANG, that did not work very well, my friend"

"This is legit, no worries, love"

"FOOD!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

"UGH, whoever drugged me, I will find you, and kill you"

"Shall we, m'lady"

"AH! IT BURNS!"

"IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY SKIN!"

"FUCK!"

"YAY! HUMAN INTERACTION!"

"HEY SISTAH!"

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Someone is screwed!"

"Nerm, aliens"

"LEMME GO! LEMME GO YOU JERK!"

"YOU ARE A DISOBEDIENT CHILD!"

"WOOOOOO! NACHOS!"

"LET THERE BE SPARKLES!"

"STOP HER!"

"You bloody tosser"

"ZOEY!"

ZAYN! YOUR HAIR!"

"ZOMBIE!"

"CAITLIN! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR!"

"Peter"

"I-I-I, i'm in love with you"

"Kitty, left me"

"He isn't a nice guy, we need to find her before he decides to do something bad to her!"

"It could be a trap!"

"I swear on my life, we will get Kitty back"

"Hello, I'm Jack, and this is Finn, we're the Harris twins"

"I'm the better looking one though"

"I guess I get your twin then"

"Wait, is she even alive?"

"I'm... i'm not sure"

"Sleepy time"

"THE FUC-?!" and everything went dark.