I just had too... For those of you who can't read it, this is waht it says:

Rick Riordan: hey look, Nico has a crush on Percy

Tumblr: *starts shipping Percico*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Nico is over Percy and Percy loves Annabeth

Tumblr: *is sad*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Jason and Nico are really close

Tumblr: *starts shipping Jasico*

Rick Riordan: Hey look, Jason and Piper are so in love

Tumblr: *is sad*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Leo is and Nico are standing next to each-

Tumblr: *panics* *starts shipping valdangelo*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Leo is really in love with Calypso

Tumblr: *breaks down and starts to cry*

Rick Riordan: Oh no

Rick Riordan: Oh no

Rick Riordan: don't cry my babies, i will make a gay boy for Nico. here, this is Will Sol-

Tumblr: SOLANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rick Riordan: ...

Rick Riordan: What have I done.