moments with my friend

Me: *ignoring Jess*
Jess: Kayla! Kayla listen!
Me: *still ignoring while on Wattpad*
Jess: *points behind me* LOOKS ITS TYLER JOSEPH
Me: *turns around*
Jess: YOU DUMPSTER YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED YET YOU WONT LISTEN TO ME

Today she was pretending that we weren't friends anymore
Me: why aren't we friends?
Jess: Because you didn't laugh at my memes
Me: But I can't laugh at something I've already seen it isn't funny anymore
Jess: Fine
Jess: ...
Jess: My life
Her and me: *burst out into laughter*

Jess: *looking at her phone*
Jess: Oh fan
Me: Phan?
Me: *looks over her shoulder*
Jess: NO Fan F-A-N
Me: Ohhhh I thought you meant-
Jess: *facepalms* you're such trash Kayla

Jess: I was listening to Teddy Bear and I feel like drawing Kai (her oc) holding a teddy bear
Me: Why?
Jess: Cause he has daddy issues
Me: Ok...
Jess: D-A-D-D-Y ISSUES
Me: Shhhhhhh we're in art class everyone can hear
Jess: *starting to sketch* *whispers* daddy issues

Anywho I'm going skating in like 10ish minutes so I'll be gone for a while