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VIOLA ANONYMOUS

hi beautiful
[5:50pm]

i've had a thought
[5:52pm]

what, no hi beautiful back?
[2:52pm]

you're a loser
[5:52pm]

and here i was thinking you were warming up to me
[5:52pm]

whatever
[5:52pm]

anyways
[5:52pm]

clearly you're not gonna tell me your name, so you've given me no choice but to make one up
[5:53pm]

i shall call you
[5:53pm]

drum roll please
[5:53pm]

god the suspense is killing me
[5:54pm]

LENNY
[5:55pm]

really? lenny? that's the best you could come up with?
[5:55pm]

now who's being rude?
[5:56pm]

proceed
[5:56pm]

what about han?
[5:56pm]

solo
[5:56pm]

lucky?
[5:56pm]

i'm not a dog
[5:56pm]

could've fooled me
[5:59pm]

well i'm not at a loss, everyone loves dogs
[6:00pm]

jerry?
[6:00pm]

will you be the tom to my jerry?
[6:01pm]

that was gross
[6:02pm]

don't do that again
[6:02pm]

you bruise my ego viola
[6:03pm]

well
[6:03pm]

a man can try
[6:03pm]

AH HAH
[6:04pm]

so you are a male!
[6:04pm]

detective viola, at your service
[6:05pm]

oh wow, how'd you figure that one out?
[6:06pm]

i'm sensing some sarcasm
[6:07pm]

OH I GOT IT
[6:07pm]

don't let me down
[6:07pm]

MARGERET
[6:08pm]

maybe you should keep trying
[6:10pm]