"this is an interesting one." dan claimed, with a smirk. "dan and phil, play truth or dare using fan's tweets."

"i'm horrible at these games." phil pouted. "and i'm not twelve."

"uh, phil. offensive." the no-longer-curly haired boy joked, poking phil's side playfully, which made him laugh.

"go on, then. truth or dare?"

"dare." dan smiled proudly.

"wait-" phil got a hold of his phone once again. "i wasn't prepared for this."

a few seconds later, the older boy was giggling to himself, which made dan realize he'd found a good dare.

"kiss one of my house plants. my choice." phil clapped, excitedly, and got up.

"you're gonna get me a cactus because i did that to you in the last pinof!" dan whined, crossing his arms against his chest.

"i don't care, you chose dare." phil shrugged, picking up the closest cactus. "oh, look at me! i'm a poet and i didn't even know it!"

"i don't want to kiss it, though." the taller boy complained.

"what do you do when you don't do a dare?"

dan laughed. "can you tell we never go to parties?"

"you're supposed to take a piece of clothing off, aren't you?"

"well. rub that cactus all over my face then!"

phil was surprised to see dan actually touch his lips to the cactus spikes and not complain too much about it. he was paranoid about having spikes stuck to his lips for about half an hour but, still, he freaked out less than what he thought he would.

"my turn!" dan blurted enthusiastically. "truth or dare?"

"truth."

"i knew you'd say truth!"

"why did you ask then?"

"come on, phil! give people what they want!"

"fine." the smaller boy rolled his eyes.

dan rubbed his hands together malevolently. "katy says... hey, you two should kiss!"

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jk this is definitely not the end