"oh, i'll get you off." the brown haired boy joked, not being able to stop laughing. "i'll get you off good, philly."

phil pushed him off the bed playfully, as he felt his cheeks blush. he embraced his legs against his chest shyly as he watched dan get up and grab a couple of baby wipes, still giggling.

"i hate you." the older boy mumbled, with a grin peaking in between his lips. "i'm not keeping that in. my subscribers don't need to listen to you being a naughty boy."

"now you're just teasing." the younger nudged phil, after sitting next to him, with a smirk. "gimme your face."

phil closed his eyes and turned his head to dan, so he could wipe the cat ears off his forehead. when he opened his eyes again, he found his flatmate laying on the bed, with his arms on the air.

"dan and phil, when are you getting a doggo?" he asked, snapping his fingers and then pointing at phil.

"SOON." the blue eyed boy nodded eagerly towards dan.

"asap. i want a fucking dog." dan rolled his eyes impatiently. both of them had been wanting to get a dog for a really long time.

"i'm bleeping that." phil declared, picking up his phone so they could move on to the next question. "gordon says-"

"gordon ramsay? saying something nice about the hallowen bakes?"

"i fucking wish."

the curly haired boy chuckled, getting phil to look at him.

"what?" he asked, confused. "oh! oh my god, i swore!" phil blurted, making dan laugh even more.

"that's what it takes for you to swear? playing video games and gordon ramsay?"

"i personally think that describes my personality all too well." the jet black haired boy giggled. "anyways, gordon says the first pinof with dan's hobbit hair – followed by three exclamation marks."

"should we ruin that by straightening my hair?" dan suggested, which made phil overly excited. "for the last time. the last pinof with my straight hair."

"yes, please! can i straighten it?" phil asked, pouting. "please!"

the cinnamon eyed boy granted phil his wish and they answered some more questions whilst phil straightened dan's hair.

"this is an interesting one." dan claimed, with a smirk. "dan and phil, play truth or dare."

bare with me pls it gets better i promise