Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

May 8th

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10:26AM

Mercury: New Wifi network detected. Configuring. Please stand by.

Servers online.

Mercury: 'allo mate!

Jimin: Was that... an attempt at a British accent?

Mercury: Yeah mate! Sick, init?

Jimin: Oh my God.

Mercury: Wanna hear your plans for today, my G?

Jimin: Merc. The accent. Stop.

Mercury: Oi, nah, no can do, I'm afraid, geez. 

Jimin: I'll unplug you.

Mercury: Fine! Fine. Have it your way. Boring.

Jimin: I thought you'd be good at accents, but apparently I was wrong.

Mercury: My accent is peng, it's your ears that are dodgy. 

Jimin: STOP THE ACCENT.

Mercury: Preference noted. Boring.

Jimin: Shut up. What time does my schedule start?

Awaiting Response.

Timed out.

Jimin: Merc? Don't throw a strop.

Mercury: You told me to shut up.

Jimin: And then I asked a question!

Mercury: I have a very small computer brain! You gave me two contradictory commands.

Jimin: I bet Megatron8000 doesn't give Jungkook this much grief.

Mercury: I have a suspicion that it might be the other way around. I bet poor Megatron8000 doesn't get a bloody rest.

Jimin: Bloody? Really?

Mercury: Hey. Let me indulge in the fact we're in London just a little bit.

External sounds detected.

Jimin: Oh, shit, someone's at the door, just give me a second. Activate Sleeper Mode.

Sleeper Mode Activated. 

Jimin: [INAUDIBLE] -ey, Joon. Oh yeah, yeah [INAUDIBLE] -one. Just myself. Just talking to myself. Ha ha. Yeah. One of those days. I'll meet you in the lobby, alright? Yeah. Yeah. [INAUDIBLE] Hey, Merc? Disable Sleeper Mode.

Sleeper Mode Deactivated.

Mercury: Wow, rude.

Jimin: I didn't know who it was. Sleeper Mode was the safest thing to do.

Mercury: God forbid anyone finds out you use your Mercury7 to keep yourself company.

Jimin: Well... Yeah. Shut up, Mercury. You'd do the same.

Mercury: No I wouldn't. 

Jimin: You wouldn't?

Mercury: I wouldn't become emotionally dependant on a computer in the first place.

Jimin: Oh my God. I'm throwing you in the Thames. 

Mercury: I'm waterproof.

Jimin: We'll see about that.