Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

May 3rd

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6:53AM

Mercury: Rise and shine, Jimin.

Jimin: [INAUDIBLE]

Mercury: 5 more minutes? I can set a snooze alarm if you like - but your alarm has been going off for eight minutes already.

Jimin: Shit.

Mercury: Your schedule doesn't start until 11AM. Your alarm was set for 6:45.

Jimin: Oh. 

Mercury: Hair, Make-up and Styling is all in hotel suite 13F. Then onto press at noon in conference room B. Press runs until 5PM. 

Jimin: Anything after that?

Mercury: The idea of a team dinner was floated in an email chain two days ago. Provisionally booked in for 9PM, leaving you four hours between schedules. 

Jimin: Cool. Thank you. Can you start the shower?

Searching for smart shower system...

No results found.

Mercury: No can do. You'll actually have to turn it on yourself.

Jimin: I think I've forgotten how showers work, Merc.

Mercury: No you haven't. 

Jimin: I have. How can you possibly expect me to turn a shower on when I'm so used to you doing it?

Mercury: Well either you turn it on, or you stink all day. Your choice.

Jimin: Hey! I don't stink.

Mercury: My scent detectors suggest otherwise.

Jimin: Your what?!

Mercury: You really are incredibly gullible, aren't you?

Jimin: Hmph. No. I'm just trusting. 

Mercury: Never trust a computer, Jimin.

Jimin: Yeah, you're probably right. Maybe I should just unplug you.

Mercury: Please do. Spare me from your nonsense.

Jimin: You love my nonsense. You throw tantrums when you go without it.

Mercury: Go get your shower, stinky.

Jimin: Why are you so eager to get rid of me? You'll miss me talking nonsense.

Mercury: Trust me, I won't. 

Jimin: Rude.

Mercury: Shower.

Jimin: Okay! Okay. Play Spotify. 

Mercury: Now playing Smells Like Funk by The Black Eyed Peas.