Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

May 3rd

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11:02PM

Jimin: Mer Mer Mer Mer Mercuuuuury.

Mercury: You sound drunk.

Jimin: I feel drunk.

Mercury: So dinner went well?

Jimin: Food, drink and friends. What about it wouldn't have gone well?

Mercury: Touché.

Jimin: I just gotta- woah-[INAUDIBLE] Shit. Ha ha.

Mercury: You okay, Jimin?

Jimin: Yeah, yeah, all groovy. Fell over taking my shoe off lol.

Mercury: Did you just say 'lol'?

Jimin: Lol. Yeah.

Mercury: Go to bed Jimin.

Jimin: You can't tell me what to do.

Mercury: Get some water first.

Jimin: Oh, Miss Mercury. You know what I like about you, Mercury?

Mercury: Do I want to know?

Jimin: That! That's what I like! You're so done with me all of the time.

Awaiting Response.

Mercury: You like me having a bad attitude? 

Jimin: Yeah. 'Cause I know you're a softie really. You're all like 'oooooh, Jimin you suck, but here Jimin, have some pretty rain noises' or you'll be like 'Jimin that's a terrible idea, but here are some tips to help you out with it.' You act like you don't care, but you do care. I know it.

Mercury: Jimin. I'm a computer.

Jimin: SEE!

Mercury: I don't have any eyes, so no.

Jimin: Probably best, 'cause I'm to- [INAUDIBLE] -aked.

Mercury: Get some sleep, Jimin.

Jimin: Shush, Mercury, I'm trying to sleep.

Mercury7 Rain Ambience Initiated.

Jimin: Oh Miss Mercuryyyy-

Mercury: Stop singing, Jimin.

Jimin: Make me.

Mercury: Oh my God.

Jimin: Hey Merc [INAUDIBLE].

Mercury: Yes, Jimin?

Jimin: Enable Flirt Mode.

Awaiting Response.

Mercury: I've detected that you're inebriated. Unable to change this setting while you are under the influence. 

Jimin: UGH. So BORING.

Mercury: Sleep.

Jimin: You're no fun.

Mercury: Sweet dreams, Jimin.

Jimin: You too, Merc.