Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

May 2nd

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6:56AM

Mercury: Jimin, it appears that Jungkook has found a way to bypass your 'No Call from Jungkook before 7AM' setting.

Jimin: How?!

Mercury: He's requesting to chat via Megatron8000.

Jimin: Megatro- Jesus Christ, I still can't believe he did that. 

Mercury: Accept or Deny chat request? 

Jimin: Accept.

Connection to Megatron8000 established. 

Jungkook: MORNING.

Jimin: I'm blocking you.

Jungkook: No. 

Jimin: I am.

Jungkook: No.

Jimin: It's not even 7 in the morning yet, Kookie.

Jungkook: I know. I haven't slept.

Jimin: We leave for Europe this afternoon.

Jungkook: Exactly. Jet lag? Don't know her.

Jimin: You're ridiculous. 

Jungkook: Ridiculously handsome. 

Jimin: According to who?

Jungkook: Your mum.

Jimin: You're a child.

Jungkook: Not according to your mum.

Jimin: Oh my God.

Jungkook: Anyways, you moany old bint, I was just checking to see if you'd be taking your Mercury7 with you? I'm tempted, but he said it's best to leave him here.

Jimin: He? You got a guys voice?

Jungkook: Yeah? Is yours not?

Jimin: Nah, female. 

Jungkook: Ugh, lucky. You can't change it unless you reset everything or unsubscribe from the Luxe upgrade, and I can't be bothered to set it all back up again. 

Jimin: I figured it was just a default voice. Weird. Anyways, yeah, I was thinking I would. I got a bit bored in the hotel when we were in Daegu, and mine tells me fun facts a lot.

Jungkook: That's lame. I got mine to read the entire Shrek 2 script the other day.

Jimin: I have so many questions, and yet I don't think I want to know any of the answers. I gotta go shower, see you at HYBE, alright?

Jungkook: SEEYA.

Call disconnected.