Mobile Records from Park Jimin

December 17th

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8: 34AM

Joon: Proud of you, Jimin. We've all got your back. No matter what. 

Yoongi: We'll be at the dorm this evening. Let's eat together.

Jimin: Thanks. I'm so fucking nervous. 

Hobi: Don't be. It will be fine. You're doing the right thing.

Jimin: Kook, can you do me a favour?

Jungkook: .... What?

Jimin: If twitter goes into a meltdown, post a gym selca. 

Yoongi: A distraction. Excellent idea.

Tae: I'm offended you didn't ask me.

Jimin: Fine, can you ALL post them. 

Joon: I think we'd break twitter.

Jin: Don't mind me, I'll be on Weverse reminding ARMY that nothing compares to WWH.

Jin: But seriously, Minnie. We love you. Whatever happens with this court case, we're here for you.

Jungkook: If the internet gets ugly, I'll write a Weverse post about Megatron8000. Then it will be both of us up against it.

Yoongi: I'm surprised you're not the one getting sued, Kookie. That poor guy.

Jungkook: Yeah, well. Give it a few years. I'm sure he'll send me a court summons eventually. 

Tae: Rightly so. How many times did he recite How The Grinch Stole Christmas?

Jungkook: Only three times.

Yoongi: That's not so bad.

Jungkook: All in the same day.

Yoongi: Jesus Christ.