Transcript Data of Jeon Jungkook's Mercury7

June 23rd

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9:30PM

Megatron8000: Incoming call from Park Jimin (Mobile).

Jungkook: Answer.

Connecting call.

Jungkook: Yep?

Jimin: So, I tested a theory.

Jungkook: Be quick, I've got popcorn in the microwave and I gotta keep listening out for the pops. Can't set another cabinet on fire.

Jimin: Another- what?

Jungkook: Just hurry! The pops are already slowing.

Jimin: What the- fine, okay. Basically, I got my Mercury7 to read a script to me last night.

Jungkook: Oh sick, I knew you'd see the light. Did you do Shark Tale? Last one I tried was Tenet and I tell you what, I didn't understand a fuckin' thing. I don't even know what Tenet means. Wasted my last ever transcript on garbage.

Jimin: Nah, it was Lady and The Tramp, but that's not-

Jungkook: LADY AND THE TRAMP?! Impeccable. Absolutely phenomenal choice.

Jimin: Not the point, Jungkook.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, so? The point?

Jimin: The point? Jungkook, she read a transcript.

Jungkook: It. It read a transcript. Not she.

Jimin: Again, NOT THE POINT.

Jungkook: So what... Oh shit. It read a transcript. It hasn't had them blocked?

Jimin: Nope.

Jungkook: Ugh. I'm so jealous. 

Jimin: Why do you think she hasn't been blocked? 

Jungkook: Not a clue. Ours updated at different times. Maybe your next Mercury7 update is just delayed.

Jimin: Maybe.

Jungkook: Shit, I smell burning. Gotta go.

Call Disconnected.