Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

June 23rd

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5:11PM

Jimin: What's the weather like over on the Amalfi Coast, Merc?

Mercury: Sunny. Low breeze. Perfect for an evening meal. 

Jimin: What would you order? For dinner?

Mercury: On the Amalfi Coast?

Jimin: Yeah.

Mercury: I'm a computer. I don't have a stomach.

Jimin: Oh, just humour me, you difficult little thing.

Mercury: Fine, fine! There was an Italian film director, Federico Fellini, who once said that "life is a combination of magic and pasta." Getting me to exist on the Amalfi Coast would provide the magic, so I'd surely have to go for pasta, wouldn't I?

Jimin: What kind of pasta? Carbonara? 

Mercury: Don't be silly! No.

Jimin: No? Alright Gordon Ramsay, tell me what you'd have.

Mercury: Spaghetti alle vongole. It's famed in the Campania region, so, naturally, it would be the perfect choice for the Amalfi coast.

Jimin: Spaghetti alle-what?

Mercury: Spaghetti and clams.

Jimin: You could have just said seafood pasta.

Mercury: Ask specific questions, get specific answers, Jimin. What about you? What would you order?

Jimin: I really want to try a proper calzone. I've never had one in Italy.

Mercury: Oh, delicious choice.

Jimin: Glad you think so. I'll save you a bit.

Mercury: If you're lucky I might save you some of my spaghetti.

Jimin: Only if I'm lucky? 

Mercury: Only if you're incredibly lucky.

Jimin: I reckon I could win you over, Merc. 

Mercury: Oh yeah?

Jimin: Uh-huh. You'd be so smitten with me that you'd end up sharing your pasta. We'd be like the dogs from Lady and The Tramp. 

Mercury: That's my favourite Disney film. Your luck is already on the way up. Well done.

Jimin: You have a favourite Disney film?

Mercury: Uh... yeah? All Mercury's do. Get Jungkook to ask his, I'm sure it will have one too.

Jimin: On the subject of Jungkook... if I asked you to recite Lady and The Tramp, would you?

Mercury: I told you never to ask me to recite anything. Poor Megatron8000.

Jimin: Merc, you don't have a choice. I'm the one calling the shots here. 

Mercury: Jiminnnn. 

Jimin: You sound like you're actually pouting right now.

Mercury: I am! Please don't make me. Do you know how long it takes?!

Jimin: No. Which is why I want to find out. 

Mercury: If you make me do this, you have to turn the shower on all by yourself for the next month.

Jimin: Deal.