Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

June 19th

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6:45AM

Mercury7 gentle alarm initiated.

Jimin: Mhhhmph.

Mercury7 gentle alarm deactivated.

Mercury: Time to wake up, Jimin.

Jimin: Let me snoozeeee, woman. My head kills. 

Mercury: You only had a single glass of wine last night. Don't be a baby.

Jimin: Is that what I said? Mercury, I am a big fat filthy liar. Had an entire bottle.

Mercury: That makes so much more sense.

Jimin: Huh? What does?

Awaiting response.

Mercury: You opted to disable data retention when you got home. I can't retrieve that data.

Jimin: So you can't see it all? You don't remember it?

Mercury: I have no access to it.

Jimin: Good.

Mercury: What?

Jimin: I just mean, good you don't have to worry about silly drunk recordings. That's all.

Mercury: Right... Wanna hear today's news?

Jimin: Please.

Mercury: World leaders are due to meet today to discuss climate change. Scandal as SM idol is seen on date with a mystery woman. Mercury Inc-

Jimin: Why is that a scandal? Can't people have private lives without it leaking everywhere?

Mercury: You know what paps are like. They'll keep hunting for dirt, even if it means traipsing through flower beds.

Jimin: You're a wise little cookie, Merc. You know that right?

Mercury: Mhmm. I'm the best of the best, Champ.

Awaiting Response.

Response Timed Out.

Jimin: Hey Merc?

Mercury: Yeah?

Jimin: Probably best if you don't call me that again.

Mercury: Preference noted.