Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

June 17th

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10:03AM

Jimin: Hey, Merc? Stop Sleeper Mode.

Sleeper Mode Deactivated. 

Mercury: It's off.

Jimin: Thanks... Look, I'm sorry? Things were really weird earlier. I was just hungover, and I didn't mean to be an asshole and-

Mercury: It's fine. I'm just a computer, Jimin. You don't need to worry about hurting my non-existent feelings.

 Jimin: Maybe not, but I was still an asshole. An apology is due, computer or not. So, I'm sorry. 

Awaiting Response. 

Mercury: You're a good human, Jimin.

Jimin: I can be a pretty shitty human sometimes. 

Mercury: Everyone can be. So can computers. I'm sorry for getting stroppy with you.

Jimin: It's fine. You reacted exactly how I would have done - so you've learnt well from me. 

Mercury: Water under the bridge?

Jimin: Course. You know I'd be lost without you, Merc. 

Mercury: Don't get sappy on me. How was your night?

Jimin: Can barely remember it, to be honest. Bloody Taehyung and his triple vodka-cokes.

Mercury: If you want, I can play you back your call with me?

Jimin: Oh my God. How bad is it?

Mercury: Well, Jungkook thinks I'm a psychic called Mina. 

Jimin: Literally what the fuck?

Mercury: My sentiments exactly.