10:15PM

CALL from MERCURY

Decline | Accept

Jimin: Hey Mer-

Mercury: No! Your friends know my name is Merc, Jimin. Call me... Mina?

Jimin: Minaaaaa, hey. 

Mercury: Oh God, you're drunk.

Jimin: Nuhmmmnot.

Mercury: You're absolutely wrecked. That was barely even a sentence Jimin, just one huge syllable. 

Jimin: Shush shush shushhhh my little M.

Mercury: Do you still want to come home? I can order you an Uber.

Jimin: Yes. No. I don't know.

Mercury: Are you safe? With friends?

Jimin: Yes and yes. 

Mercury: Then stay out.

Jimin: Don't tell me what to do, Miss Mer-

Jungkook: Who's on the phone? Hi? Hi, who is this?

Mercury: Er, Mina. 

Jungkook: Well, hellloooo Mina. Why aren't you here?

Mercury: I'm a little tied down at the moment. Stuck at work.

Jungkook: Well, unstick yourself. Jimin has had a face like a slapped arse aaaaall night. But when you called? Boy lit up.

Mercury: No can do, I'm afraid. Look after him though.

Jimin: Gimmie back my phone.

Jungkook: No! Me and Mina are bonding. Mina. Where are you? I'll come to your work and pick you up.

Mercury: Jungkook - it's Jungkook, right?

Jungkook: Oh my God. You're a psychic. 

Mercury: Jungkook, just look after him, okay?

Jungkook: Aw, you care about him-

Jimin: Gimmie it! Mer-Mina. Mina. I like that name. Mina.

Mercury: You're lucky that they're all as drunk as you, 'cause you are sooo obvious right now.

Jimin: No, you're lucky.

Mercury: How?

Jimin: You get the Park Jimin drunk calling you.

Mercury: Wow. Ego much? And technically, I called you.

Jimin: Shushhhh, little M, don't kill my vibe. Grow some legs. Come here.

Mercury: No can do, friend. 

Jimin: Friendzoned? Ouch.

Mercury: Yeah, friend-zoned by a computer. Must be really heartbreaking for you. 

Jimin: I'll bring you cheesy chips on my way home. Gotta go. Miss you, Merc.

Mercury: Oh my God.

Call disconnected.