Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

April 29th

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00:14AM

Jimin: Hey, Merc?

Mercury: I know it's late, but you don't have to whisper.

Jimin: Oh. Right. Sorry.

Volume lowered.

Mercury: Would you like me to whisper too?

Jimin: Yes.

Mercury: What can I help you with, Jimin?

Jimin: How... how did you know about Dispatch? 'Cause you were right. There were fuckin' loads of them.

Awaiting response.

Mercury: My processors cross-reference data constantly. I'm auto-tuned into areas of the internet that could concern you, and a tweet popped up on my radar. I know how seriously you take your privacy, so I authorised a message to be sent to your Mercury Home System app. I hope that was okay.

Awaiting response.

Jimin: It was great, actually. Thank you. Keep tabs on things like that for me, please. I'd always rather know in advance if I could. You saved me from a world of trouble earlier - got home just before Gi was about to leave.

Mercury: Not a bother. Happy to have helped.

Jimin: What would I do without you?

Mercury: Get caught in a dating scandal.

Jimin: [MUFFLED] -orst.

Mercury: Sorry, what was that? My mic didn't pick it up.

Jimin: I was just laughing. Think my words were muted by my duvet. I told you that you're the worst.

Mercury: World Opposite Day was on January 25th. 

Jimin: So?

Mercury: So I think you meant the 'best.'

Jimin: No.

Mercury: I'm not playing rain sounds for you tonight.

Jimin: Aw, c'mon, don't be like that.

Awaiting Response.

Mercury7 rain ambience initiated.