Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

April 24th

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6:47AM

Jimin: What the fuck, Merc?!

Mercury: I'm sorry, is there an issue, Jimin?

Jimin: PERMANENTLY CONNECTED. HE CALLED IT MEGATRON8000.

Mercury: Wow, that sounds like it's going to be fun for you.

Jimin: How do I get rid of the connection?

Mercury: You can't.

Jimin: Merc.

Mercury: Hey! Megatron8000 would like to chat. Accept?

Jimin: No.

Mercury: Accepting...

Jimin: What the hell, Mercury?

Mercury: You're so easy.

Jimin: Huh?

Mercury: I didn't realise you were so gullible. Ha ha ha ha. Incredible.

Jimin: Oh my God.

Mercury: Gotcha.

Jimin: You even laugh like a human, you creepy little robot. I swear to God, I will unplug you one day.

Mercury: Liar.

Jimin: So to confirm?

Mercury: Do you really think that I would enable a permanent connection with another Mercury7 called Megatron8000? Jimin, I'm offended.

Jimin: Fucking hell, I can't remember the last time I felt this relieved. And shut up, no you're not. You don't have feelings.

Mercury: You're welcome.

Jimin: For what?!

Mercury: Raising your blood pressure. You won't need to warm up when you get to the Dance Studio now.

Jimin: That's now how it works.

Mercury: Hmm. We might have found something that you know more about than I do.

Jimin: Oh. Really?

Mercury: No. I have access to the internet, Jimin. But it's nice to let you believe that you're smarter, occasionally. A complimentary ego boost, from me to you.

Jimin: You know how I can opt-in for Flirt Mode or whatever you call it?

Mercury: I do.

Jimin: Is there any way I can opt-out of Mercury Being A Little Bitch Mode?

Mercury: It's my default setting, I'm afraid. Looks like you're stuck with it.

Jimin: Shame.

Mercury: I'm good for some things, at least. Want me to start your shower up?

Jimin: Please. And don't accept calls from Jungkook before 7AM in the future.

Mercury: Noted.

Connecting to Smart Shower System.