Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

April 24rd

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6:45AM

Mercury7 gentle alarm initiated.

Jimin: Morning, Merc.

Mercury7 gentle alarm deactivated.

Mercury: Morning, Jimin.  How are you feeling this morning?

Jimin: Better, yeah, thanks. Just one of those evenings.

Mercury: I get it. Glad you're feeling better.

Jimin: No offence, Merc, but you're a machine. I'm not sure you do get it.

Mercury: Me? Capabilities? Your expectations? Surpassing them? Ring any bells?

Jimin: Yeah, yeah, I know. You're smarter than I give you credit for.

Mercury: Exactly. Would you like today's headlines?

Jimin: Go for it.

Mercury: A plane has gone missing off the coast of Japan, leaving 322 people unaccounted for. The agricultural sector has revealed an increase in annual produce production thanks to industry reforms. Tech giant Mercury Inc has come und-

Mercury: Sorry to interrupt - incoming call from Jeon Jungkook.

Jimin: Pick up.

Connecting call.

Jimin: Wassup?

Jungkook: Dude, did you know we could connect our Mercurys?!

Jimin: Quite literally why would I want to do that?

Jungkook: Uh, why wouldn't you?! I'm gonna do it now, what nickname did you give yours?

Jimin: What? Wait, no! No, you are not - don't do it! Don't listen to him, Mercury.

Jungkook: Inventive name choice. Can't wait till you have kids. Bet I'll be Godfather to Jimin Jr, Jimin 2.0 and MinJi.

Jimin: Who said anything about you being Godfather?! And what did you name yours?

Jungkook: Okay, one, that's rude. And two, he's called Megatron8000. Obviously.

Jimin: Obviously?

Jungkook: Yes.

Jimin: What is wrong with you?

Jungkook: I mean, how much time do you have to spare? It's a long list. Hey, Megatron8000?

Jimin: What are you doing?

Jungkook: Connect with Park Jimin's Mercury.

Jimin: Fuck off.

Mercury: Sorry to interrupt, Jimin. We've had a connection request from Jeon Jungkook's Megatron8000. Would you like to accept or decline?

Jungkook: ACCEPT.

Jimin: No, decline.

Mercury: Connection accepted. This cannot be revoked. Connection permanent. 

Jimin: Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.

Jungkook: EXCELLENT.

Jimin: You're the fucking worst.

Call disconnected.