Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

April 21st

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5:20PM

Jimin: Hey Merc, I'm home.

Mercury: Finally.

Jimin: Finally?

Mercury: I've been bored.

Jimin: You can get bored?

Mercury: Oh, boy. How many times do I need to tell you that my capabilities surpass your expectations, Jimin?

Jimin: Wow, so Merc gets sassy when she's not had enough attention? Noted.

Mercury: You're even starting to talk like me. Obsessed. 

Jimin: I've missed having something to yell at for no reason. 

Volume increased. 

Mercury: I can yell too.

Jimin: Christ, volume down, Merc.

Volume decreased.

Jimin: Sorry for deserting you.

Mercury: I'm only messing. How was your trip?

Jimin: Yeah, really good, thanks. The shows went well.

Mercury: Would you like me to read you a review of the show?

Jimin: No, it's okay. I don't want to hear anything negative.

Mercury: I've processed searches across all network platforms. BTS received nothing lower than 4 out of 5 stars. 96% of reviews were 5 star. 

Jimin: Oh shit, really? That's good to know.

Mercury: Congratulations on a successful weekend, Jimin.

Jimin: Thanks, Merc.