Timeskip to detention

Dipper's P.O.V.

Here we are again... Another FUCKING detention... thanks to this assfuck sitting in the desk next to mine... I mean like, he could've chosen ANYWHERE else to sit, and it HAD to be next to me... Probably just to piss me off or something... I honestly don't care anymore. I mean like, does he REALLY think he can piss me off that easily?! If that's so, then he's gonna try harder than that!! Because I don't give a flying FUCK anymore!!!

"Hey Dipshit, whatcha smirkin' about?" Bill asked, adding his signature smirk that flashes "ASSHOLE" from miles away.

"About my plan to murder you," I retorted, as I started laughing about the thought of putting his head in a locker and swiftly slamming it repeatedly on his neck," 

"Kay then!" Bill said as he turned around with the quick look of concern and mostly... fear?

Huh... That's weird... I thought as I started doing my homework, as my mind started wandering off to a certain ASSHAT, that was sitting in the desk in front of me...

LE TIEMSKIPP to lunch the next day!! :DDDDDDD

Narrator's P.O.V.

"COME ON DIPPER GLITTER MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER" Mabel pleaded, holding three bottles of glitter.

"NO, it doesn't because Bill is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!" Dipper retorted. 

"He's not THAT bad!!" Mabel said, "You're just rude to him and he's probably a nice guy if you get to know him!" Mabel explained.

"Yeah well, he's literally the unholy embodiment of a fuckin' DEMON!! and he looks like Satan,  bad nose jobs, and Donald Trump had a threesome and Bill just popped out of his ASS" Dipper said  a "little" bit too loud, followed by the sound of the Blonde's voice from the table over.

"I HEARD THAT YOU PRICK" Bill yelled, as he interrupted the Pines twins' conversation

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GiVE A SHIT!?!?!?" Dipper replied, followed by the silence coming from 

"I FUCKING THOUGHT SO YOU SHIT-EATING FUCKTARD"  Dipper barked angrily.

"I haven't heard THAT before" Bill retorted.

"CAN I PUH-LEASE PUT GLITTER ON HIM?!" Mabel begged, still having all three jars of yellow and silver glitter.

"Sure! I don't see why not..." Dipper said with a smug smile.

"Dipshit... You're better than this... Please don't throw that in me..." Bill begged, desperate to prevent what was about to happen....

"I'm not!" Dipper replied, now wearing a shit-eating grin on his face. "Mabel?... You know what to do..." Dipper said, followed by the sight of shiny glitter filling the air, aimed at the now stunned blonde, procesing what the fuck was happening.

After a few seconds, it got EVERYWHERE!! On Bill, the food, the tables, and even Mabel... But not Dipper.

"...WHAT THE FUCK!!?" Bill roared, spitting out glitter and trying to get it out of his ears, hair and nose.

"You were right Mabel... Glitter really does make EVERYTHING so much better!!" Dipper said, as he and Mabel burst into simotanious laughter, followed by a loud "SLAM" that came from the edge of the lunch table, as glitter litered Dipper's and Mabel's table.

Authors note
Hay guys, I apologise for the super short chapter but I'm really trying to get my shit together and get back on schedule. Thank you so so so much for reading!! And I'll see you tomorrow!!

~Author Chan