So I just wanted to get this started on a good note.

There are some things that I have problems with, and some things that I don't. 

I don't care if you give me hate. I deal with enough of it already, so if you have it, hit me with it. Just please don't say something dick-ey and tell me to go kill myself or some shit like that. Again, enough people have told me to already, so. Don't. Even. Try it.

I curse like there is no FUCKING tomorrow so this story should probably be rated mature. There won't be any smut or nasty shit like that, though. I have a little self respect. 

Y'all can vote or not, I'm not really gonna care. It would help me if you did, but then again, we all got free will so go and fuck my hopes.

I am going to try to have little notes at the ends of chapters because I feel lonely and want to talk to people. 

A few things about me:

I hate eggs

I really hate eggs

:)

I REALLY HATE EGGGGGGGGSSSS

so, so so much

Oh, and I'm gay, so.

Yeah.

have a good day, night, apocalypse, or however you're spending your summer holiday.

-Kermit