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Eduardo????

       ( Just so you guys know this whole One shot is a Parody of that one SpongeBob episode with the gorilla. Anyway hope you enjoy.)

       "Come up mijo's." A voice came from above. To the three kids the voice seemed like Jesus calling them from above. Though they were still alive. Alive and breathing, thriving, and breathless of fear. Quickly the three terrified children reached for the rope, which to there eyes signalized hope. And the rope dragged our heroes upward, not towers heaven, hough twists safe, grassy land.
       As they reached the grassed Arnold, Gerald, and Helga all gasped for air feeling safe at last not caring who saved them even if it could have been one of La Sombra's gang members. Gerald was the first to gaze up at his hero. The hero had a brown mustache, tan skin, and looked like a man who has been surviving years in the Jungle yet didn't age a bit. The man was familiar to Gerald, very familiar...................almost like................., "Hey aren't you........"
       "EDUARDO! IITS REALLY YOU!!" The kind hearted extremely dense little boy called out in excitement. How Arnold could trust someone like that after all they've went through bewildered his teammates. Both Gerald and Helga were skeptical in their own right, with the one unibrowed one being most concerned.
       "Hello my Amigos!" Eduardo beamed like nothing life threatening just happens, " I have been following you since your class came to San Lorenzo. I suspected that La Sombra would use you to get to the Green Eyes Arnold. They even broke into my place and kidnapped me. I escaped, though I reached the dock to late. I had to chase you in another boat. I lost you at the rapids yet I was able to pick up your trail when you crashed."
       "EDUARDO IM GO GLAD YOUR HERE!" Arnold shouted in happiness. The Football headed boy launched himself to his fathers best friend and gave him a bear hug, Eduardo returned the favor by wrapping his arms around the boy conferring him with all the happiest kid in the world. Helga and Gerald however were left unconvinced.
       "Arnold my man, can I talk to you for a second." Gerald spoke to his best friend. Arnold released himself from Eduardo replying, "sure Gerald, anything." Gerald responded, "Good, follow me." With Arnold confused, the two boys walked on over to another side of the Jungle were Eduardo nor Helga could here a peep. And with them gone it left Eduardo and Helga to talk with there lips and a bit with there fists.
       "Arnold my man. You've got to be the most oblivious person I've ever met." Arnold seemed even more bewilders at this comment his best friend made, "why Gerald? Eduardo is finally back! We've actually have someone by our side who has experience with the Jungle and knows information on my parents!" Gerald responded, "though thats exactly the problem! Do you really trust this Eduardo Arnold?" Arnold responded, " Well, yeah. He did Dave us after all." Gerald argued, "so did La Sombra a few times. La Sombra saved us from that River Rapids and now, all of our friends are trapped within his ropes. How do you know this Eduardo isn't going to trap us to? Do you seriously trust him?"
       "Well, your right Gerald." Replied Arnold, "maybe I am a bit to trusting at times. However  traitor or not this Eduardo is the only thing we've got. So the only thing we can do is listen what he has to say." Gerald sighed feeling defeated in his own right. The case was hopeless, the boy might be dense though he's also extremely deterred. And knowing yet the talk haired boy knows hat Arnold won't be changing his mind anytime soon. He always stands up for what he thinks is right, however how does he know he's on the right side?
       "Alright. Whatever you say Arnold." The boy replied. The response gave Arnold a soft smile, yet a cold heart inside. Gerald just felt gloomy and concerned about the whole thing. Calmly the two boys then started walking back thirds Helga and Eduardo, wondering if he could really be trusted.

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       "Alright so what you saying here is that you've been tracking down our entire trip? How did you do this exactly? Do you have a tracking devise on Arnold or something because La Sombra already gave him one of those, how do we know if you weren't following that tracker to. Heck how do we know anything about you? The Green Eyes are supposed to be an SECRET Ancient Civilization! If there civilization is so secret how do you know about them? "

       "Alright first of  I have been researching and exploring his Jungle for more than 20 years, I think I know how to find you without the technology you kids use today. And second of all, I ant tell you how I know the Green Eyes because as you said, there a SECRET Civilization."

       "THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKIG ABOUT?!?!?! You won't tell us anything! For all Know you could be another hypocrite in these parts."

       "Your welcome to climb back down the ladder."

       " Well no one gets rid of Helga G. Pataki that fast "EDUARDO!" Your parents best friend with a mustache!" Helga aggressively tugged on his mustache trying to prove her point. She was expecting it to somehow fall Of is Eduardo's face revealing it to be another henchmen. However the mustache stayed on his face. The mustache was certainty a part of the face. And it certainty did feel like hair, including an actual face. It was all real to her, so could she have been wrong? Was she to quick to judge the Eduardo she's come to learn based on her adventures with Arnold?
"KIDS! I HAVE COME TO REACUE YOU!!" A man shouted appearing from the trees. The man had blue jeans, a white top, and the same skin, mustache and hat. Helga and Eduardo were both flabbergasted to witness the figure among them. And so was the figure itself, the figure that appeared was another Eduardo, and this only made Helga question is she really had fallen off the leader of the cliff just minutes ago.
       "WHO ARE YOU KNOW!" Helga roared in frustration. Eduardo #2 answers, "isn't it obvious, I'm Eduardo, Miles and Stella's long lost friend. That Eduardo must be an imposter!" Eduardo #1 responded, "Nonsense! You felt my Mustache Helga! It's as real as permanent marks I have on my knees due to Jungle adventures I never want to witness again!"
      Helga took slow yet humongous steps coward towards Eduardo #2 with Jim feeling more nervous as she arrived closer, starring into his beauty little eyes knowing it will be his funeral. Once she was up close and personals she tugged on the mustache surprisingly hard for a girl her age. So hard it wouldn't of made Eduardo #2 cry in pain, hat is if the mustache didn't feel like plastic.
       Helga roamed around the strangers face forgetting the meaning of personal space and didn't want to remember it. Something wasn't right here, and she was getting closer to solving the mystery. His whole face smelled, felt, and tasted like plastic. The pigtailed girl yelled, "As I suspected, a rat! Now who are you really Mr. EduardoooooAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

       Within the mask lied something horrifying. In fact so horrifying it made Helga screech and Eduardo squeal. The animal behind Eduardo #2 was the color of black, with fangs and Beaty eyes. This figure was a Gorilla. And it was seeking for revenge!
       Before Helga and Eduardo could question the gorilla got a sack from behind his back and in a flash, he swooped up Eduardo and Helga wrapping the two tight inside with no air to breath, squirming to get out wanting to feel the wind in there Bain's oh so badly and escape to tight bad filed with sweat. The monkey swayed the sack back and forth, back and forth, and each time both Helga and Eduardo screamed for there life even louder feeling even more cramped with less air to breathe. And not to mention, bones were possibly broken in the process. And throughout all the routine that was both happening to them, they can both evenly conclude that it hurt. And it hurt a whole lot.

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       They were frozen. Mouths were on the floor, eyes were popped wide, their legs stayed still like statues, and everything else felt numb. The two best friends were witnessing a gorilla currently beating up two of there most important allies, and neither of them knew what to do about it.
       "Um Gerald..................what do we do know?" Arnold questioned his best friend hopefully wondering if he had an actual thought in his head about the situation. Gerald answers, " not a clue Arnold. Your the bold one remember? I'm the loyal supporter."
       And before the two boys could even make a move, they were suddenly in the palm of the gorilla's free hand which was as large as a palm tree. The Gorilla squeezed them with intensity letting the air escape from them lungs and the boys turn two different shades of blue.
       "Guys, before I die of lack of oxygen I want to say that......... that I've realized that I'm a bit to trusting twords people. And I'm really sorry towards that. If it wasn't for me we wouldn't have been in the mess with La Sombra. I promise I will try to be more aware of the situations I get myself into, though I'm terrified of gorillas now." From inside the bad Helga responded, " Well you weren't completely wrong for once Football Head. Your friend here is inside the bag with with taken up most of it! Anyway, glad you'll be looking at things from a normal persons point of view from now on." Arnold then questioned, "there's only one question I have.......................... what's a gorilla doing from a underwater anthropomorphic sponge show doing in a Jungle Movie oneshot in the first place????"
       The gorilla suddenly dropped the two letting them gasp for air. The two boys were never this grateful to be living in the troposphere. The gorilla have a frightened look at the two boys stuttering, "Well it's a funny story really. You see I..........I..............iiiiiiiii GEORGE! THERE ON TO US!!
       Suddenly from out of nowhere, a Zebra on 4 legs came sound the corner, "Let's Hey out of here!" The zebra shouted at his partner in crime. The gorilla gave no hesitation. Leaving the sack as well as the two boys behind, the gorilla hopped onto the Zebra like a cowboy is to is horse and galloped away. The duo galloped into the forest were no one will see and hear of hem ever again. Arnold and Gerald watch as the duo galloped into the depths on the Jungle. Once they were out of sight, the two started mesmerized thinking the same exact thing, what the heck just happened?
       "UM HELLO!!!! IM STILL IN THE SACK HERE!!!!" Helga screamed from inside. This was enough to knock Arnold and Gerald out of there trance raging forward to help there teammates from there disastrous situation. The y were so bewildered of the whole situation none of the 4 noticed La Sombra, making his way up the cliff he say Arnold and Gerald  with blue and scratches on there cheeks trying to untangle the ropes of the mysterious sack with definitely something living inside.
       "I came back up all this way just for my opponents to already be taken care of for me?" La Sombra thought to himself, " it's either the poisons got to my head or I'm going crazy. Either way this wasn't worth coming back up here. I'm going back down the cliff." And so La Sombra slowly climbed back down the cliff also never being seen or heard of again.

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