Me: *sits on office chair with phone* I'm feeling extra inspired at the moment. I think I'm gonna write. *starts typing one-shot*...

Writers block: *jumps in through window dressed in a white tight body suit* *shoves Author out of swivel chair*

Me: wha?! What was that for?!

Writers block: *deletes the story author was working on* *kicks author* *jumps out window*

Me: *laying down on ground shriveling into a little ball* *groans*