I'm gonna descend to hell after I'm done with this one guys
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You were at Prussia's house just hanging out with him. His brother Germanly was out getting yolked. You were just sitting on the couch drinking a smoothie (if you don't like smoothies to bad cuz now you like em) just...thinking about life and totally ignoring your boyfriend. "Hey frau!"
"Mhm." You kept sipping on your fine smoothie whilst spacing out.
He cleared his throat. "Me name is Gilbert-"
"-no really?-"
"Remember it." You just rolled your eyes, still sipping on that liquid gold (smoothie Bruh)
"you'll be screaming it later"
You choked on your smoothie as Prussia laughed.
"WHAT?!"

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I was going through a list of puns, and I just had to write a quick one with a pun and Prussia in it.

  You know what else is liquid gold? Coffee.
Remember it.

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