It's me. I've been--okay nvm hey hi how's it goin good bad gr8 mate? Ok so this is just an intro to this pathetic realm of hetalia reader X country drables, take in mind cussing and suggestive language will be spewed from this book! I warned ya!

REQUEST IF YOU FEEL LIKE PLEASE. Writers block is pretty rude, so I'd love if you told me who I should write for! PlEasE.

So in the honor of my take off of writing for y'all, I wrote this crack as intro.

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You keeper walking to your small but comfortable home. You clenched your cold hand on to the strap of your satchel due to the cold weather. Gosh it was cold! But luckily you were close to the front of your house.

You stuck the key in the knob and gave the door a little push. You quickly closed the door after you stepped foot in the warm shelter. "Bean cake!" (That's the name of your black cat). A black cat strolled by, rubbing it's frail torso at your feet. You smiled and made your way to the kitchen-
"Bean cake, did you just take a shit out of your litter box?" The cat just mewled in response. You had stepped on something rather squishy. You raised your foot up to she the item you crushed.
"Ew! What is it?!" You grabbed a plastic fork and scooped up the dirt covered white squishy ball thing and brought it kind of close to your face.
"watch were you step fucker!"
You screamed in terror , dropping the item as the little white ball thing scolded you, it even had a little face with a cat mouth and glasses!
"Ew what are you?!" You said in horror. Your cat just kinda abandoned you.
"I'm America the hero!"
"What?!" You were just shocked at all this nonsense "A-am I going insane, oh gosh what's wrong with my mind?!-"
The little ball thing made its way to the kitchen counter you just watched with a wtf expression still on your face.

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That moment you accidentally step on America!mochi and your cat just dips on you.