"Come on (y/n)! Just try it! I bet you'll love it!"
He held the food closer to you, motivating (forcing lol) you to take a bite. You sighed in defeat. You took a small bite of the infamous 'Fried Butter' "oh.....this is actually kinda good!"
He just handed it to you. "Okay good keep it. I just didn't want to eat it and didn't want to throw it away...." You just raised your eyebrow. "Soo.....you just gave it to me. As if I was the trash can?-" "NONONO! I didn't mean-" you just internally smirked , but gave a hurt look to Alfred. "No. I see how it is. I'm not about that life.justkiddingthisisajoke." "NO PlEASE! I'm sorry! Pleaaaaeeeeeeesssss.........you little butt!" He glomped you and disheveled your hair.

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Fried butter isn't yummy. But it's scientific. I think it's cool how advanced we are, to the point were we can fried a stick of butter. It's kinda gross tho. There's fried Oreos, fried greasy ass twenkies or whatever, fried hamburger. Just stop man. This is to much for me to handle okay REQUEST, OR WHATEVER