Romano: Dumb author-bastard not giving me any one-shots! D:<

Me: Romano, what are you yelling about now? :S

Romno: You! I don't have enough one-shots bastard! D:<

Me: Calm down Roma. You got one just like everyone else! Plus I still need to do Iggy! :|

Romano: F*uck that huge eyebrowed bastard! I'm not getting any attention, and my one-shot was horrible! It had potato-bastard in it! AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! >:(

Me: Chill out dude. You know I love you, but once everyone gets their one-shot then you can get more. ^^

Romano: NO! F*uck that! I want more now! Don't you think they want more too?! >:/

Me: Will you be happy if you get one more Lovi? :)

Romano: No! And don't call me that either! I want at least 2! MAKE IT A BADASS ROMANOPALOOZA! :D

Me: Fine Lovi-no. WARNING TO READERS: A VERY SEXY ROMANOPALOOZA IS AHEAD! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Romano: *blushes* S-shut up!

Me: You know I love you Lovi~! ;D

Romano: I love you too. . . *more blushes*

Me: AWE~! I knew it! ENJOY MY AWESOME FRIEND ROMANO~!

Prussia: I HEARD AWESOME! WHAT'S GOING ON THAT INVOLVES THE AWESOME ME?! ;3

Me: It's not your turn [yet] Prussia! Go back to the kitchen with West!

*Prussia walks away*

Me: They sure are a handful huh? *giggles*

Romano: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU RAGAZZA!

Me: IN CELEBRATION OF HETALIA DAY 2O14 (WHICH IS SATURDAY!) I HOPE YOU ENJOY~!