1941

Britain and Germany sat across from each other at the coffee table. They had set up a game of Battleship, and they were at a standstill. "I-3," Germany said. "Dang it! Hit," Britain replied. "A-6." "Nope, miss," Germany said. Britain fumed. One more hit and Germany would sink his battleship.

"H-3," Germany said smugly. Britain considered flipping the table. "Hit," he sighed. "You sunk my battleship." Germany started humming, then sang,"But when the smoke had cleared away, The mighty Hood went down." Britain growled. "F-6," he fumed. "Hit," Germany said. Britain grinned, this was Germany's last ship, his battleship.

"I-1," Germany said. "You missed," Britain replied smugly. "H-6," Britain said. "Hit, again," Germany said. Britain wanted to dance for joy. "B-6," Germany said savagely. "Miss. G-6," Britain said. "Hit," Germany replied.

Britain jumped up and started dancing around. Then he started singing," Ten hours away from homeland the Bismark made its' run, The admiral of the British fleet said 'Turn those bows around', We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down, The British guns were aimed and the shells were comin' fast, The first shell hit the Bismark, they knew she couldn't last, That mighty German battleship is just a memory, 'Sink the Bismark' was the battle cry that shook the seven seas, We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss, We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us, We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around, Yeah, we found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down, We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss, We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us, We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around, We found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down."

Germany fumed, then flipped the table. "You win this time. BUT NEXT TIME I'LL WIN!!!!." Then he stormed out. Britain just kept dancing.