Note, this is supposed to be a play/skit.

Narrarator: It's 1939. The countries are in a bar, drinking and having fun. Germany walks in.

Germany: *smugly* Hey guys, I am now dating Poland.

Narrarator: All of the other countries look up. Britain looks angry.

Britain: We already let you date the Sudetenland, you wanker. You can't date Poland as well!

Germany: You can't tell me vat to do, idiot.

Narrarator: Time passes, and Germany dates more countries. Back in the bar.

Britain: I've got to do something about this. Germany must be stopped.

France: Oui, he is already trying to date Belgium. 

Britiain: why that little wanker. *Germany walks in* Oi! Germany! get over here! *germany walks over*

Germany: Ja? *Britain punches him in the face* Hey, vy vould you do that? *Germany puches him back*

Japan: Now that their fighting, I remember that I need to take rand from China. *Swings a chair and knocks China out. takes his wallet.*

All countries: HEY JAPAN!!!! YOU GET KICKED OUT OF OUR CLUB FOR DOING THAT!

Japan: Fine, I never rike it anyway. 

Narrarator: the barfight resumes. America, the bartender, tries to settle it.

America: Come on dudes, there's no point in fighting over girlfriends.

Japan: (walks over) shut up you baka. (punches America, tooth flies out)

America: My pearly whites!!! I'll get you for that! (Jumps out from behind bar, starts punching Japan and Germany) YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Russia: wow, this is extreme, da? (walks over to Germany) You should stop fighting, da?

Germany: Oh, so now you are joining ze fight too? (tries to punch Russia)

Russia: (Grabs Germany's arm) You shouldn't have done zat. (knees Germany in the stomach)

Narrarator: All of the Allies gang up on Germany, punching and kicking, America breaks off every so often to punch Japan.

Germany: (falling ot the floor) Stop, Stop, bitte! I'll stop trying to date all the girls. 

Narrator: The countries stop beating on Germany and one by one they leave. America goes back behind the bar. Japan starts walking toward the door.

Ameica: Oh no ya don't. (runs out from behind the bar) Get back here. (punches Japan twice really hard in the stomach) revenge is mine. 

Narrator: So the countries all go back to their normal lives and that is the end of WW2.