Last time, we had three guests that were rudely kicked out by a bagpiping red head. 

*cough cough* SCOTLAND *cough*

So, today, we oversee the return of Turkey, Greece, and Egypt.

I'm scared of the likely coming chaos, if I'm being honest.

Do you think I can actually stay like a normal host and not get shot or something?

Wow, I think I actually ca- *trips over a cat and falls into more cats* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! Oh, kitty, how adorable-

*Author forgets why she was here and starts obsessing over the cats*

*Warning: Egypt may seem OOC because I'm portraying him differently, the way he's supposed to be*

I swear, the next time I see that stupid Scot-

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

GREECE YOU FUCKING-

Oh, a stack of cards!

...And?

I wanted to play cards with someone for ages!

Eeeff. (Turkish version of annoyed oof)

Do the cards have cats on them?

Oh, now you're awake.

Sadly, no, but! I do have a few of those. Ancient cats only though, the ones that used to be worshipped.

Rightfully so.

Mhmm.

Did Sadik just agree with Hercules? Bismiallah! (By the name of God!)

Well, that's one and the only thing we can agree on.

Cats.

Yes.

Doesn't matter, I'm just glad for peace.

You always ruin it anyway.

That's why I'm glad for it, so I can have something to ruin. (Yeah, the actual Egyptians are chaotic as fuck-)

It is a wise philosophy. If there was never something bad, there would never be something to be ruined and made better.

You're not even making any sense.

You simply don't understand Greek philosophy.

And I don't want to.

Because you are of a lower moral fiber and intelligence. 

Are you out of your-

I did a card trick! Yay!

...

...

I have returned from the endless cat-pit!

Okay, so, bold was Greece, italics was Turkey, and underlined was Egypt, even though I think it was pretty clear, but just in case.

My portrayal of Egypt was closer to the actual stereotype we have amongst Arabs, which is more accurate to many of them.

Turkey's a drama king.

Greece is a philosophical cat thing.

And that's how it is.