Okay, so, everywhere in the world, Italians are a peaceful, cheerful, emotional and pasta-loving race, correct?

Everywhere.

Except in the Soviet Union.

See, in the Soviet Union, there is an entire fucking song dedicated to their stereotype of Italians, which is the song above-

Basically, the stereotype is that they are;

One, rich.

Two, drunk.

Three, gangsters.

Four, speak any language as long as they add 'no' and 'to' at the end of every single goddamn word.

So like

Can you imagine Ivan's confusion when he first meets Feliciano

And any other country that had a Soviet mindset

He just stares at him and probably asks; "Are you sure he's Italy?"

Then he meets Romano

And he's like "Eh, okay, that's a bit more like it."

The Italy twins are even more confused

As is the rest of the world