One "peaceful" meeting, Alfred was actually suggesting a... Realistic-ish idea for global warming. I know, it's going to snow in the desert now, it's such a shocker. But like, lemme just give you an idea of how it goes...

America: So, hypothetically, if we do that, global warming should actually decrease!

England: You know, for once, I can't find it in me to argue that. You've outdone yourself this time.

Canada: Yeah, you actually used your brain, that's rare... *for once, we're glad no one heard him. Or are we?*

Russia: *scoff*

America: What.

Russia: *with a highly amused expression* Nothing.

America: What is it.

Russia: Ah, just such a typical American idea.

America: Yeah! That's a good thing!

Russia: Eh... If you say so.

America: Goddamnit dude! Let's see you come up with something better!

Russia: Gladly. *slides file with ideas across*

America: It's all in Russian!

Russia: I thought you spoke majority of languages?

America: Dude, I can't read chicken scrawl.

Russia: Then your glasses clearly don't do you any good.

America: Oh, maybe YOU should get glasses.

Russia: My vision is perfect, thank you.

America: Really? I doubt it, because you seem to not see common sense.

Russia: Please, this is coming from you?

Germany: One meeting.

Germany: That's all I ask.

Germany: One fucking meeting without you two having a roasting battle.

America: Sure, if he stops being such a commie bastard.

Russia: Big talk, coming from a capitalist pig.

Germany: I give up.

Prussia: *pats him on the back* It's okay, little bruder. You'll never get your wish, but it's okay.