Alright alright, so I don't usually meddle in the nyo!verse of any fandom, but this is just a pretty good one.

Just like... imagine Nyo!Romano on her period.

Just picture this natural disaster.

I'll just draw a little scene for you.

So there's Antonio (Who you're free to change the gender of, I choose not to) who walks into Chiara's bedroom, which is just completely dark with not a single light source. He can barely make out a figure in the blankets on the bed. Confused, he turns on the lights.

And gets shot.

In the shoulder.

And then you here; "YOU FUCKING BASTARDO, IF THE LIGHTS ARE OFF, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FOR A REASON?!" 

Antonio gets a heart attack, slams the light switch off, and hightails outta there.

But then he hears; "AND GET ME CHOCOLATE. NO WAIT, ICE CREAM. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. AN ENTIRE TUB."

So he actually goes to the store, still bleeding and freaking everyone out, buys her the ice cream, gives it to her very carefully, gets yelled at for forgetting the spoon, gets the spoon, and yeah.

He forgot his shoulder is bleeding, eventually.

Immense fear can do that to you.

RIP Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, the Great Spain, for one week every month.

He will be missed during that time.