HALLO LOZERS

IT'S ZHE AWESOME PRUSSIA

UND GUESS VHAT

...

Mein awesomeness is very bored

Ve do not know vhezher it is zhe awesome me or zhe not as awesome admin

Or bozh

Probably bozh

Huh

VELL I HAVE BEEN IGNORED

ZHAT'S RIGHT

ZHE AWESOME ME VAS I G N O R E D

BY SOME UNAWESOME PEOPLE 

U N B E L I E V A B L E

Mein bruder is boring, birdie is boring, fancy-pants is boring, erm...

Ah!

Frying pan is boring

Everyone is boring

BUT NOT ZHE AWESOME ME! NEIN, I AM NOT BORING, I AM BORED

I WILL GO FIND VURST AND BEER

VAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

IS IT WURST OR VURST

I AM CONFUSED

PRUSSIAN DOES NOT EXPLAIN ZHIS

ASDFGHJKL

I'LL GO TALK TO GILBIRD

JA HE NEVER FAILS ME

AUF WIEDERSEHEN

You may be wondering what this chapter is.

Ha, you think I have an answer to that?

Fool, even I don't know what this is.