Person: Okay, let me check this anime out. It's very colorful, I think I'm finally going to get some positivity in life! *pulls up first episode* Here we go!

Person: This is really cheerful and funny! Just as I wanted, I'm finally getting into a more innocent and less dangerous fandom! My feels are intact! Yay!

Person: *reaches Chibitalia* Aw, they're so adorable! This is great! Oh, that's so gay.

Person: Wait no.

Person: But the Holy Roman Empire isn't a country anymore. Oh shit. I'm worried.

Person: No, don't promise you'll come back! You won't-

Person: ... Shit. He died... Ahhhh crap. Okay, great. It'll be fine, just a little sadness is okay, it's going to be fine. This is still a nice fandom.

Person: America's storage cleaning? What's this? This feels depressing.

Person: NO.

Person: Why?! Wasn't HRE enough? *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH* Okay, it's okay, just two episodes. It's fine.

Person: We'll be good....

Person after finishing the series: NO! MY BABIES WHYYYYY DAVIE NO I HATE YOU SOMEONE GIVE ENGLAND A FRIEND AND RUSSIA TOO AND ITALY JUST GO AND DATE GERMANY ROMANO YOU'RE AMAZING JUST GET WITH SPAIN SOMEONE NOTICE CANADA PLEASE AND FRANCE AHHHHHHH HE HAS TWO FULL DEPRESSING EPISODES GOSH THIS ALL WAS MORE DEPRESSING THAN I EXPECTED

Person: I hope I can find some more cheerful fluffy fanfictions to heal my broken heart.

Person: Ooh, HetaOni? What's this?

Person: Wait what.

Person: No, they can't all die.

Person: Please no.

Person: *sobbing* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Person: What's this.

Person: 2ps? It... Can't be that bad... Right?

Person: I TAKE IT BACK

Person: Please, I just wanted some nice, fluffy fanfiction. Huh... Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart? GerIta? Ooh, it seems really good.

Person after finishing Auf Wiedersehen, Lily of the Lamplight, We'll Meet Again, Besame Muchos, basically the Veraverse: WHY MUST I BE SO WRONG IT'S SO GOOD BUT SO BAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Person: What's this Gutters thing everyone keeps talking about?

Person: ... Shit this is heartbreaking I'm never trusting a fanfiction ever again

Person: *staring at Danish Slaughterhouse* Don't click don't click don't click fuck I clicked

Person a few months later after becoming a proper Hetalian: Oh, you mean like when Matthias died? Hahaha, that was so funny *wipes tear* I'm not crying you are but please pass the tissues. What? Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine, just drowning in angst. Most of it's gay. Like 98 percent of it.