Toris: Hey Feliks. What's up...Doc.

Feliks: Love

Toris: Excuse me?

Feliks: I put my faith in love

I followed where it led

Toris:  Love led you here?

Feliks: To my personal circle of Hell

It has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead

Cause instead of a wedding and love
I'm flunking out of school
A total laughing stock
Someone he and his friends could just mock
So go on, here's my head
Just hit it with a rock!

Toris: Wait, go back.

You came out here to follow a man
Harvard law was just part of that plan
Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?  

Feliks: Malibu?

Toris: Instead of lying outside by the pool

You stalk some guy to an ivy league school?
That's the weirdest reason I have--

Feilks: Oh, why'd you come?

Toris: I grew up in the Roxbury slums

With my mom and a series of bums
Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail

I got through law school by busting my ass
Worked two jobs in addition to class
So forgive me for not weeping at your tale  

Feliks: Well excuse me, just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder...

Toris: You know what? You're right.

There's a chip on my shoulder
And it's big as a boulder
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell  

I'm so close I can taste it
So I'm not gonna waste it
Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder
You might wanna get one as well

Feliks: I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?!

Toris: I haven't slept since 1992.

Feliks: How do you do it?

Toris: Well, I don't go to parties a lot

Not good use of the time that I've got
Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape

Feilks: I don't spend hours...

Toris: But I know it'll all be worthwhile

When I win my first lucrative trial
And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape!

Feliks: That's so sweet.

Toris:  No! That's the chip on my shoulder

I hugged my mom and told her
With the chance I've been given

I'm gonna be driven as hell

Though I can't take the day off

I just think of the payoff
You need a chip on your shoulder  

*skip to Feilks's place*

Toris: Where are your law books?

Feilks: Ummm ...Well, I know they're here somewhere...

Toris: Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque

But it started its life as a desk
Clear it off, and find some room for books instead

Feilks: What are you doing?! 

Toris: Can you live without this?

Can you live without that?
I don't know what this is

Feilks: It's for hair!

Toris: Wear a hat

Spend some time improving what's inside your head!

Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind
Out, out, what, are you angry?
Good, so get angry! You may find
The chip on your shoulder

Feilks: ARGH!

Toris: The room just got colder

But with the chance you've been given
Why are you not driven as hell?!
There's just no way around it
You gotta plow through til you've

Feilks: Found it!

*skip to Toris and Feilks studying*

Toris: Define malum prohibitum.

Feilks: Malum prohibitum is, ummm...

Toris: An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore.

*skip to Feilks studying*

Feilks: Toris!

Toris: For you. Not as good as going home for Christmas, but...

Feilks: You are too sweet!

Toris: It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one!

Flavio: Feilks, hey! Have you seen Adriana? I've been looking for her everywhere!

Feliks: Yeah...I-I mean no.

Falvio: Great! We're gonna miss our flight!

Toris: Umm, Feliks?

 I don't know if you've noticed before
But each time Flavio walks in the door
Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less  

Though it's hardly my business to say
Could it be the real thing in your way
Is the very guy you're trying to impress?

Feilks: Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance

Let's not chase him away
Let's face him and say

"Hey punk, let's dance!" 

This chip on my shoulder
Makes me smarter and bolder
No more whining or blaming
I am reclaiming my pride

Grab that book and let's do this
Instead of doodling hearts all through this
Now there's a chip on my shoulder!
Let's see him knock it aside!