Me: *draws American flag on hand*

America: *walks in* Hey, dudette! What's up?

Me: *hugs him* Hey, Alfie! Happy Birthday!

America: Thanks, Cookie!

Me: *smiles* No problem, Alfie. Come on, there's something I want to show you. *leads him to my garage*

America: Do I have to close my eyes?

Me: Yes.

America: Okay. *closes eyes*

Me: *opens garage, goes inside and takes tarp off new motorcycle* Okay, you can look now!

America: *opens eyes and gasps while going to look at it* This is awesome! How did you know I wanted a motorcycle?

Me: You were texting me when you were really tired once and you said you wanted one for your birthday so I saved up to get you one!

America: *hugs me* Thanks, dudette! You're awesome!