Italy: Veeee~! Ciao, Sweden!

Sweden: ..Hej Italy.

Italy: Btw, I'm just wondering that why is your whole country shaped like a dick?

Sweden: w-what?

Italy: hmmm??

Sweden: I....wait. Who taught you that.

Italy: I remembered when I saw the world map for the first time

America: And everyone thinks that the world was flat *snorts*

Italy: woah, America has a dick shape too, You know..Florida? =w=

America: ......Dude. seriously.

Sweden: I know.

Russia: Why are you guys looking Italy like that?

Italy: waaaah!! It's Russia! GERMANY HELP

Russia: ...

Italy: wai-

Russia: what?

Italy: WOOOAAAHHH RUSSIA'S SIBERIAN FEDERATION THINGY MAP IS ALSO SHAPED LIKE A DICK, WITH BALLS! :D

Sweden: god bless this child..

Italy: WE HAVE A NEW TRIO!! :DD

America: w-woah dude. You don't want us to get embarrassed.

Italy: naaah..It's not like that at all, you guys are tough and no one will ever think that you are weird, veee~

Sweden: Ok. I'm calling the doctor now.

Russia: You're going to regret this Italy. I'm declaring a war in your house.

Italy: G-germany!!

America: *facepalms*