Switched bodies
What will happen if the countries switched bodies? ^^
~The Axis~
Japan: Waaaah!! Germany germany! I-I'm in Japan's body!
Italy: You'll pay for this, Italy!!
Japan: ;-;
Germany: prease carm down. I wirr figure this out as soon as posiboru
~The Allies~
Russia: DUDE!! THIS IS SOOO COOL!! THE HERO IS IN RUSSIA'S BODEH!!
America: that is really wrong, aru!
France: what the bloody hell...WHAT IS THIS?!
China: ohonhonhonhon~ China's body is so smexy~
America: SHUT UP, ARU!
England: ^J^ vodkaaaa
~The Nordics~
Iceland: Oh, wow! Su-san! Look, I'm in Ice's body!
Norway: p-pls finland..Don't do something in my body
Iceland: huh? What do you mean?
Denmark: Fin.
Iceland: JESUS! SU-SAN?! IN DENMARK'S BODY?!
Denmark: Mm.
Sweden: HEEEEEEEEYYYYY!! Sweden has more muscles than I-
Denmark: *chokes Denmark* Don't.
Sweden: M-..kay.
Finland: *smiles and hugging the fairies* Are you lost little one?
Sweden: what..WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN-
Denmark: Oh god pls no.
In the street
Sweden: Ikeeeaaaa just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemeeeen
Crowd: woooo!! Go Lord Sweden!
Sweden: Thank you! Thank you! Wanna see me do the Twerk it Like Miley?
Crowd: YEAH
Denmark: *brings the bigass axe*
~Tomato Gang~
Belgium: *blushing* j-jerk..bastard.
Netherlands: Woah! Romano is in Belgium's body?
Belgium: shut up.
Romano: *nods* I guess that explains well ^^ right, big bro?
Spain: .....
~The German family~
Prussia: Pls. Don't play with my piano!
Austria: KESESESESESESESE
Hungary: bastard. Big brother *knocks austria down*
Austria: AHAHAHA THAT AIN'T NOTHING!
Germany: b-big brother? Umm..Where is Switzerland?
Sweden: ....
Germany: oh! Hey, big brother!
Sweden: *facepalm*
Liechtenstein: w...wh't 's th's..I...'m small..
Switzerland: *sighs* This kids will never learn. Wait. I'm SMALL
Austria: OH OH OH! OHHHHH GERMANIA IS IN SWITZERLAND'S BODY! AND SWITZY IS- OH MY GOD
Germania: I'll shoot you head.
Austria: WEEESSSTTTT!!!
Hungary: nope.
~The Asians~
China: AHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Japan: korea pls.
China: HEY, HONG KONG!
Japan: no.
China: ....This is rearry embarassing!
Hong Kong: ^^
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