China: ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, COMMUNISTS ARE COMING, SO F*CK YOU

Russia: ....China? ;-;

China: No, Go away aru!

Russia: don't love you Mother Russia?

China: OH MY GOD JUST GO AWAY PUTIN

Russia: I'M NOT PUTIN YOU IDIOT

China: WHATEVER BUTTHEAD!

Russia: YOU ARE A TRAITOR! AND A BAD FRIEND!

China: SUCK BALL