Denmark: such a sweet couple~

Norway: .

*outside the window*

Sweden: I'll promise that Hanatamago won't be a girl again

Finland: oh yeah? Why would I marry a man who's name is Berwald?!

Sweden: *facepalms* where does your topic come from.

Finland: IN YOUR ASS

*inside*

Denmark: ISN'T???

Norway: yeah, yeah, sure.

Iceland: I'm seeing nothing here, just chatting with Hong Ko-

Denmark: *bombs Icey's phone*