America: ENGLAND

Ireland: ENGLAND

Wales: ENGLAND

Scotland: ENGLAND

Canada: ENGLAND

Australia: ENGLAND

New Zealand: ENGLAND

England: WHAT

America: Happy birthday~

England: omfg go away you wankers...Except for Canada.

Canada: :D

Scotland: AW HELL NO YOU'RE CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH US

England: loud people...

Australia: Yeah!

New Zealand: ^^

England: ...I hate this family.

*a sudden gasp of the english family*

Iceland: I feel you...I feel you.

Denmark: YO ICEY!

Iceland: too loud.

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Don't forget, hetalians! It's England's birthday today! And guess what, he is celebrating with his english family..Hmm...Does Scotland really cares?

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Scotland: hey kiddo.

England: what.

Scotland: just want you to know that...Happy Birthday.

England: w-what?

Scotland: yeah..I bought presents for you;

England: R-really? You really mean it?

Scotland: that's right, I realized that I was being an idiot long time ago.

England: Oh, it was nothing ^^

Scotland: No seriously. Your eyebrows are thicker than mine.

England: *LE GASP* I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Scotland: that will be sooo featured on the internet

England: FUCK NO WANKER! GO AWAY! YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE

Scotland: I LOVE YOU TOO~

England: WHY THE fUCk you lYIN WHY U ALWAYS LYIN'

MMMM OH MY GOD

STOP FUCKIN LYING