Arthur: Dad... I suddenly notice... *looks at Alfred*

Alfred: what? I'm the greatest dad ever? :D *cries* YOUR THE GREATEST SON EVER!

Arthur: Thank you, but for the term greatest dad ever? No... and never be...

Alfred: oh... so what's your question?

Arthur: I just notice that... why do we call dogs K9?

Alfred: ha? thats all? well, if we call them K10 they will not be considered as dogs.

Arthur: Eh? K-10? what kind of animal is that!? *search encyclopedia*

Alfred: K-10 is actually the little bitty babies of cats~

Arthur: ... K-10.... K-Ten... Ki-tten.... *glares at Alfred* wanker...