Dare: The 1ps should Eat Oliver's Cupcakes

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Allies Meeting Room

England: *put a tray of pink and blue light colored cupcakes at the middle of the huge and long meeting table* Want some cupcakes wankers?

America: *saw the multi light girly colored cupcakes* HOLY BURGERS! *Spits his Coca-Cola* DID YOU COOK THAT?!?!??!?! *Eyes widened*

England: A friend of mine did actually

Russia: Kolkolkolkol ^J^ I can eat anything except for England's cooking da? *took a cupcake*

England: *nodded showing no emotions*

China: it's better be delicious and cute just the way it looks like aru! *took one and smiles gingerly*

England: oh... it better be... *smiles*

France: ohonohonohonohon~ I do hope it's way more..... what shall we say? Um.... Better than your cooking *smirks at England*

England: *thinking something* yes...i dont care what your last word is.... all I care is that you.... eat that..... frog... lets just see... hahahahahhahahahahaha *chuckling silently*

France: *raising eyebrows at England* nah he must be crazy abput what I have said. *took one of the cupcakes*

America: *took a cupcake* I really need dessert after eating a healthy meal! *smiles and gobbles up allhis Coca-Cola and Cheeseburgers*

England: yes....yes.... eat those cupcakes.....yes..

Yes..

All of them: *eat* hm~~~~

Russia: it is good ja? ^J^ *then fainted face planted on the table* kolkolkol-

England: Yes...yes it's beginning *laugh evilly*

China: *alerted* ?!?!? Aru?!?!? *suddenly fainted*

England: *continue his evil laugh*

France: Ö What is happening mon chers? *fainted*

England: *continues his evil laugh*

America: IM GONNA DIE ;0; IM GOONNA DIE *Cries like a kid*

England: *looks at America* how odd...

America: IM GONNA DIE LIKE RUSSIA *pulls Russia's smiling face up*

Russia: kolkolkol

America: *smash Russia's face at the table* hahaha, yeah.

Russia: .....*snickering*

Anerica: *pulls China's hair up like nothing happened* LIKE CHINA!

China: *is dreaming* (your name)-chan~ *smiles while drooling* wear that hello kitty costume aru~ hehehe

America: õ.õ *throw China out of the window*

China: Shinattty chan~~~

America: *pulls France up* LIKE FRANCE ;0;

France: *already half naked*

America: *drop France at the floor disgusted*

England: really...really...odd....

America: *cries* IM GONNA DIE LIKE THEM

2p England: *went it giggling* I see you throw my other ingredient for my cupcakes poppet

England: it wasn't me *looks at the crying America* it's him

2p England: *looks at the crying America*

America: IM GONNA DIE LIKE THEM ;-; IM GONNA DIEEEEEE

2P England: How pathetic.

England: seems like your cupcakes have no effects on him

2p England: well hello Alfred

America: *looks at Oliver then back at Arthur then Oliver* mother fucking french fries... ARTHUR! YOU HAVE A DOUBLE GANGER

England: *facepalm* oh boy

Oliver: *giggles and put a lot of heavy drugs cupcakes at Alfred's mouth* sleep tight poppet~

America: *Glares at the both of them and faints*

Oliver: *gives England another tray of Cupcakes* here gave it to the three idiots this time with no fail.

England: and then, you will teach me how to cook? *took tray*

Oliver: *giggles* yes *puts the heavily drug countries at a huge sack*

England: *about to leave* by the way... how about the other 2p's?

Oliver: Oh~ I already drug them so heavily that they'll wake up next century~ *chuckles*

England: .... ok *left*

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Axis Meeting Room

Germany: For ZHE LAST TIME. PASTA. IS. NOT. A WEAPON!

Japan: carm down Mr. Germany

Italy: *chokes on pasta* ne ne papa ne ne papa what did you say?

Germany: I SAID-

*Knocks can be heard*

Japan: I'rr get it *opens the door*

Alice (Female England) : a special delivery *gives tray of innocent cupcakes to Japan*

Japan: *blush* A-arigato...

Alice: not a problem *left*

*le suddenly turns to Arthur*

Arthur: *puts spell book at a random drawer* One thing that hit countries a lot. Is Women.

Australia: *saw England* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OI! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! XD

Arthur: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WANKER? *Fumes then realised his wearing a maid outfit* BLOODY...

AUSTRALIA: *Took Wy* PAINT HIM KIDDO. PAINT HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Wy: what's so funny? *saw England in a maid outfit* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *paints England while laughing*

England: *facepalm* ggrrrh.....

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Japan: *close the door and out the tray in the middle of the small meeting table* *holds heart dramatically*

Germany: Vhy Japan? *notice Japan's reaction*

Italy: Veh~?

Japan: I'm. ..I'm. .. in rove... with AN ENGRISH WOMAN *Nose bleeds*

Germany and Italy: *looks at each other* .... *then back at Japan* WTF.

Japan: *puts some tissues at his nose* Yes. It is very odd....

*took one of the cupcake and eats it* AAAAAAAH! *Suddenly become serious* this cupcake.... is dericious as she....

Germany: *took one of the cupcakes and bite it, savoring the taste* Ja. It is..

Italy: *eating already* Veh~ But~ Pasta is-a still the-a best~

The three: ...........................

*faints*

Oliver: *went in* Oh boy~ goodies! *giggles*

England: you'll teach me how to cook then?

Oliver: Well of course

*the two skips to happy land* :D

which is the kitchen

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Canada: they forget to capture me ;W; *tears of joy* for the first time in forever~ I'm happy to be forgotten~

Kuma: Who are you?

Canada: Im.... NO ONE ;W;

Kuma: as I expected *nodded*

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England: did we forget someone?

Oliver: Nope.

England: I see... *shrugs*

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I don't know how the other 2p react. Actually I only know Oliver's 2p England stuffs ;-;.

Please forgive meh. And thank you very much @ssiqueiros for daring xD