Ludwig: Ok class, Alfred was zhe only one who got 99/100

Alfred: *spits his french fries out* WAH HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU ALL NOW? *Points every person in class*  YOU MOTHER F*CK*RS GONNA SOON WORK AS A JANITOR IN MY TOTALLLY HUGE COMPANY! HAHAHA ALL OF YOU HAVE NO FUTURES IDIOTS >:D GAHAHAHHAHA *CHOKES* ALL OF YOU GONNA BECOME FARMERS FOR MY FRUCKING LAND LOL! AH! WHY DONT YOU GUYS JUST SUICIDE AND ACCEPT THE TERM IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT 99/100! BOOOYEAHHH *Dances to the moves*

Ludwig: *chokes* Everyone else got 100