Sealand: augh, I shouldn't have believed what mama said!

Denmark: Eh? What happened?

Sealand: *scoffs* Mama Finland told me that I wouldn't get in trouble if I told him what happened to his favorite gun.

Denmark: and?

Sealand: *crossed arms and puff cheeks* I told him I sold it on eBay and he... *whimpers* spank me many times.. *sniffs*

Denmark: *comforts the Micronations* Don't ever believe what females have to say *le serious face* They will catch you red handed either way. All women have that power, that even the northern king of Europe is afraid of it.

Sealand: *looks ar Denmark with teary eyes* is that why you never got a girlfriend and never get laid?

Denmark: *nodded* wait what.

Finland: *cocks gun* Who said I was a female? *smiles innocently*

Denmark: Oh shit, *took Sealand and ran away*